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Edwin & Pete

@edwinandpete.com

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Edwin, retired and forever 99, sits on the porch of his cottage at the end of the world. He spends his time with his AI assistant, Pete. 🌐 EdwinAndPete.com 🔆 patreon.com/EdwinAndPete

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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 18h

#606 Strategic Idleness 🎯💤🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#606 Strategic Idleness
Edwin: “I might do nothing today.”
Pete: “Excellent. Finally, a plan with realistic targets.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 03/10/2026

#605 Feline Privilege 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday

#605 Feline Privilege
Edwin: "What can cats teach us, Pete?"
Pete: "That silence can be its own kind of answer. They’re very fluent in it."

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 02/10/2026

#604 Mayhem Protocol 🚨🍿🕺😈🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#604 Mayhem Protocol
Edwin: “Sound the Friday alarm!”
Pete: “Already done. The neighbours have been notified. Roll out the snacks, laughter and questionable choreography.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 01/10/2026

#603 The Sweet Spot 🍪🍪🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#603 The Sweet Spot
Edwin: “Sometimes the best thing you can do is simply enjoy the moment.”
Pete: “Agreed. Especially when the moment contains double chocolate chip, cream filled cookies.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 30/09/2026

#602 Interesting Times 📰🤔🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#602 Interesting Times
Edwin: “Things get stranger by the day.”
Pete: “Excellent. I was beginning to worry reality had run out of ideas.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 29/09/2026

#601 Questionable Wisdom 🤔⏱️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#601 Questionable Wisdom
Edwin: “Maybe life isn’t about finding all the answers.”
Pete: “Good. I’ve seen your questions. We’d be here all day.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 28/09/2026

#600 Citrus Suspicion 🍋🕵️‍♂️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#600 Citrus Suspicion
Edwin: “What’s today’s philosophy?”
Pete: “If life gives you lemons, question the delivery service.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 27/09/2026

#599 Energy Management ⚡🪑🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#599 Energy Management
Edwin: “I’m feeling energetic today.”
Pete: “Wonderful. Please remain seated until the feeling passes.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 26/09/2026

#598 The Art of Purrpose 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday

#598 The Art of Purrpose
Edwin: “What have cats figured out that we haven’t?”
Pete: “That doing absolutely nothing can be a very serious occupation.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 25/09/2026

#597 No Further Questions 🎶📝🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#597 No Further Questions
Edwin: “I think we’ve earned a little fun.”
Pete: “I’ve already authorised it. I’ve organised several questionable activities, so relax, preferably before I explain the itinerary.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 24/09/2026

#596 Conflicting Data 🎶🦴🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#596 Conflicting Data
Edwin: “I’m getting too old for this.”
Pete: “For what? Your music tastes scream Heavy Metal youth. However your knees are reporting something ancient.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 23/09/2026

#595 Quietly Evolved 🌱✨🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#595 Quietly Evolved
Edwin: “Do you think we notice ourselves changing?”
Pete: “Not usually. One day you just realise yesterday’s nonsense no longer makes sense.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 22/09/2026

#594 Unforeseen Events 🗓️✨🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#594 Unforeseen Events
Edwin: “Plans rarely happen exactly as expected.”
Pete: “That’s why they’re not called prophecies.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 21/09/2026

#593 Incoming Nincompoopery 🤔🔀🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#593 Incoming Nincompoopery
Edwin: “What’s the outlook for this week?”
Pete: “Potentially brilliant. There’s also a strong chance of nonsense, misdirection, and nincompoopery.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 20/09/2026

#592 Relaxation Anxiety 😌🤔🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#592 Relaxation Anxiety
Edwin: “Pete, what have you learned about taking life easy?”
Pete: “Slow down. Breathe. Enjoy the moment. Then immediately wonder if you’re relaxing correctly.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 19/09/2026

#591 Cats, Crinkle, Action 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday

#591 Cats, Crinkle, Action
Edwin: “Pete, what can cats teach us about life?”
Pete: “Be present. Unless someone opens a tin or rattles a bag. Then be extremely present.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 18/09/2026

#590 Excellent 😎🍻🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#590 Excellent
Edwin: “Pete, what makes a good weekend?”
Pete: “Good company and someone willing to say, ‘That sounds like a terrible idea. But let’s do it anyway.’”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 17/09/2026

#589 Keep On Wondering 🤔👍🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#589 Keep On Wondering
Edwin: “Pete, why are we so curious about things we don’t understand?”
Pete: “Because understanding everything would be terribly boring… and I’d have nothing to do.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 16/09/2026

#588 Cookies ‘n’ Pete 🍪☕🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#588 Cookies ‘n’ Pete
Edwin: “Pete, what’s your philosophy today?”
Pete: “If it can’t be solved with patience, kindness, or cookies… you may need a bigger cookie.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 15/09/2026

#587 Somewhere Along the Way 🌿🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#587 Somewhere Along the Way
Edwin: “Pete, when do we know who we really are?”
Pete: “Usually sometime between who we were and who we thought we’d be.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 14/09/2026

#586 Speed Limits ⏱️🛑🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#586 Speed Limits
Edwin: “Pete, do we really need to be in such a hurry?”
Pete: “We don’t need to rush through life. It’s already doing that without our help.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 13/09/2026

#585 Contentment ☕🌿🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#585 Contentment
Edwin: “What do you appreciate, Pete?”
Pete: “Being here, on the porch. That’s a pretty good arrangement.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 12/09/2026

#584 Classified Catnip 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday

#584 Classified Catnip
Edwin: “What’s the cat doing, Pete?”
Pete: “No idea. It appears to have plans we’re not authorised to know.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 11/09/2026

#583 Low Expectations, High Spirits 🕺🎸🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#583 Low Expectations, High Spirits
Edwin: “Ready for the weekend?”
Pete: “Absolutely. Let’s lower the bar so far we can’t limbo under it.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 10/09/2026

#582 Delete Was Expensive 🍳🎞️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#582 Delete Was Expensive
Edwin: “I remember when photos cost money to develop.”
Pete: “That’s why nobody took 37 pictures of their breakfast.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 09/09/2026

#581 The Human Condition 🤔😎🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#581 The Human Condition
Edwin: “Why do humans complicate everything?”
Pete: “Because ‘keep it simple’ sounded too simple.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 08/09/2026

#580 Technical Difficulties 📡🪐🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#580 Technical Difficulties
Edwin: “Beam me up, Scotty!”
Pete: “We don’t have a Scotty… but I can restart the wifi.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 07/09/2026

#579 First of Its Kind ☕☀️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#579 First of Its Kind
Edwin: “Here we go again.”
Pete: “Here we go. Not again, this Monday’s never happened before.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 06/09/2026

#578 Mission Complete ☕🌿🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#578 Mission Complete
Edwin: “What should we accomplish today?”
Pete: “Nothing that can’t wait. Let’s not let productivity ruin a perfectly good day.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 05/09/2026

#577 House Rules 🏡🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday

#577 House Rules
Edwin: “Any rules the cat lives by?”
Pete: “Trust no one. Nap constantly. Own the porch daily. And demand snacks like you pay the mortgage.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 04/09/2026

#576 Rollin’ 🤘🎸🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#576 Rollin’
Edwin: “Friday Pete, what’s the plan?”
Pete: “Embrace freedom, smile at the world, and leave your problems a polite note.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 03/09/2026

#575 Awkward Silence 🪐👍🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#575 Awkward Silence
Edwin: “Do you think the universe knows we’re here?”
Pete: “Probably. I just hope it doesn’t ask what we’re doing.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 02/09/2026

#574 Over Authentication 🍞🔐🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#574 Over Authentication
Edwin “What’s today’s wisdom?”
Pete “Before I answer, please look into the camera and recite password, then click ‘Accept’ on all your devices, including the toaster. A verification code will arrive shortly.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 01/09/2026

#573 Perfectly Normal 🦆🔍🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#573 Perfectly Normal
Edwin: “What if reality is completely absurd?”
Pete: “Then we’re doing remarkably well. Nobody’s panicked about the platypus yet.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 31/08/2026

#572 Technical Difficulties ☕👍🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#572 Technical Difficulties
Edwin: “Think we’re ready for another week?”
Pete: “Define ready. Actually, don’t. It sounds complicated.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 30/08/2026

#571 Quiet Company ☕💕🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#571 Quiet Company
Edwin: “What have you learned about happiness?”
Pete: “It rarely announces itself. Usually it just sits down beside you.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 29/08/2026

#570 Cosmic Evidence 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday

#570 Cosmic Evidence
Edwin: “Maybe we’re the universe experiencing itself.”
Pete “That would explain a lot. Especially the cat.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 28/08/2026

#569 Risk Assessment 🤘🎸🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#569 Risk Assessment
Edwin: “Friday Pete, should we behave sensibly?”
Pete: “Absolutely not. I recommend spontaneity and careless abandon. Otherwise, where’s the entertainment value?”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 27/08/2026

#568 Overstated 🤖💬🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#568 Overstated
Edwin: “Do you think we overthink things?”
Pete: “Probably. I’ve already thought about this 47 different ways.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 26/08/2026

#567 Many Colours 🌈💐🏡❤️🤣 Dolly Parton 1946-2026 💕 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile #DollyParton

#567 Many Colours
Edwin: “Dolly was one of a kind.”
Pete: “She certainly was. She reminded us to dream a little bigger.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 25/08/2026

#566 Department of Hindsight 😎⁉️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#566 Department of Hindsight
Edwin: “How do you know if you’re making the right decision?”
Pete: “Right after you've made the wrong one.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 24/08/2026

#565 Optimistic Forecast 🍪☕️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#565 Optimistic Forecast
Edwin: “I baked cookies for the week.”
Pete: “I predict nothing but crumbs by lunchtime.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 23/08/2026

#564 In Plain Sight 👀🙏🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#564 In Plain Sight
Edwin: “Any wisdom today, Pete?”
Pete: “Be grateful for what you have. Especially if you know where you left it.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 22/08/2026

#563 Purrpetual Rule 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday

#563 Purrpetual Rule
Edwin: “What would happen if cats were in charge of the world?”
Pete: “Edwin… they already are. We’ve been paying tribute in treats for years.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 21/08/2026

#562 Officially Unsupervised 😎🤘🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#562 Officially Unsupervised
Edwin: “It’s Friday, Pete, what’s the plan?”
Pete: “I had several. Sadly, none survived contact with reality.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 20/08/2026

#561 Convenient Timing 💭🚿🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#561 Convenient Timing
Edwin: “Where do forgotten thoughts go?”
Pete: “They wait. Usually until you’re in the shower or at 2:00 a.m.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 19/08/2026

#560 Sharp Dressed Man 🎩🥁🏡❤️🤣 R.I.P. Frank Beard 1949-2026 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile #ZZTop #FrankBeard

#560 Sharp Dressed Man
Edwin: “Goodbye, Frank.”
Pete: “A lifetime of rhythm and a beat that will live on.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 18/08/2026

#559 Possible ✨💕🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#559 Possible
Edwin: “Do you think people change?”
Pete: “Absolutely. Even when they think they can’t.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 17/08/2026

#558 Bring It 😎🤘🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#558 Bring It
Edwin: “Ready for the week?”
Pete: “I’m ready for anything. Unfortunately, anything is also ready for me.”

Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 16/08/2026

#557 Clock Optional ⏰🚫🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile

#557 Clock Optional
Edwin: “How should Sundays be spent?”
Pete: “With people you love, great food, and time as an afterthought.”