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Edwin & Pete

@edwinandpete.com
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Edwin, retired and forever 99, sits on the porch of his cottage at the end of the world. He spends his time with his AI assistant, Pete. 🌐 EdwinAndPete.com 🔆 patreon.com/EdwinAndPete

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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 10h
#606 Strategic Idleness 🎯💤🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#606 Strategic Idleness
Edwin: “I might do nothing today.”
Pete: “Excellent. Finally, a plan with realistic targets.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 10h
#606 Strategic Idleness 🎯💤🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#606 Strategic Idleness
Edwin: “I might do nothing today.”
Pete: “Excellent. Finally, a plan with realistic targets.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 03/10/2026
#605 Feline Privilege 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday
#605 Feline Privilege
Edwin: "What can cats teach us, Pete?"
Pete: "That silence can be its own kind of answer. They’re very fluent in it."
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 03/10/2026
#605 Feline Privilege 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday
#605 Feline Privilege
Edwin: "What can cats teach us, Pete?"
Pete: "That silence can be its own kind of answer. They’re very fluent in it."
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 02/10/2026
#604 Mayhem Protocol 🚨🍿🕺😈🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#604 Mayhem Protocol
Edwin: “Sound the Friday alarm!”
Pete: “Already done. The neighbours have been notified. Roll out the snacks, laughter and questionable choreography.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 02/10/2026
#604 Mayhem Protocol 🚨🍿🕺😈🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#604 Mayhem Protocol
Edwin: “Sound the Friday alarm!”
Pete: “Already done. The neighbours have been notified. Roll out the snacks, laughter and questionable choreography.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 01/10/2026
#603 The Sweet Spot 🍪🍪🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#603 The Sweet Spot
Edwin: “Sometimes the best thing you can do is simply enjoy the moment.”
Pete: “Agreed. Especially when the moment contains double chocolate chip, cream filled cookies.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 01/10/2026
#603 The Sweet Spot 🍪🍪🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#603 The Sweet Spot
Edwin: “Sometimes the best thing you can do is simply enjoy the moment.”
Pete: “Agreed. Especially when the moment contains double chocolate chip, cream filled cookies.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 30/09/2026
#602 Interesting Times 📰🤔🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#602 Interesting Times
Edwin: “Things get stranger by the day.”
Pete: “Excellent. I was beginning to worry reality had run out of ideas.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 30/09/2026
#602 Interesting Times 📰🤔🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#602 Interesting Times
Edwin: “Things get stranger by the day.”
Pete: “Excellent. I was beginning to worry reality had run out of ideas.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 29/09/2026
#601 Questionable Wisdom 🤔⏱️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#601 Questionable Wisdom
Edwin: “Maybe life isn’t about finding all the answers.”
Pete: “Good. I’ve seen your questions. We’d be here all day.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 29/09/2026
#601 Questionable Wisdom 🤔⏱️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#601 Questionable Wisdom
Edwin: “Maybe life isn’t about finding all the answers.”
Pete: “Good. I’ve seen your questions. We’d be here all day.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 28/09/2026
#600 Citrus Suspicion 🍋🕵️‍♂️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#600 Citrus Suspicion
Edwin: “What’s today’s philosophy?”
Pete: “If life gives you lemons, question the delivery service.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 28/09/2026
#600 Citrus Suspicion 🍋🕵️‍♂️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#600 Citrus Suspicion
Edwin: “What’s today’s philosophy?”
Pete: “If life gives you lemons, question the delivery service.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 27/09/2026
#599 Energy Management ⚡🪑🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#599 Energy Management
Edwin: “I’m feeling energetic today.”
Pete: “Wonderful. Please remain seated until the feeling passes.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 27/09/2026
#599 Energy Management ⚡🪑🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#599 Energy Management
Edwin: “I’m feeling energetic today.”
Pete: “Wonderful. Please remain seated until the feeling passes.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 26/09/2026
#598 The Art of Purrpose 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday
#598 The Art of Purrpose
Edwin: “What have cats figured out that we haven’t?”
Pete: “That doing absolutely nothing can be a very serious occupation.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 26/09/2026
#598 The Art of Purrpose 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday
#598 The Art of Purrpose
Edwin: “What have cats figured out that we haven’t?”
Pete: “That doing absolutely nothing can be a very serious occupation.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 25/09/2026
#597 No Further Questions 🎶📝🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#597 No Further Questions
Edwin: “I think we’ve earned a little fun.” 
Pete: “I’ve already authorised it. I’ve organised several questionable activities, so relax, preferably before I explain the itinerary.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 25/09/2026
#597 No Further Questions 🎶📝🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#597 No Further Questions
Edwin: “I think we’ve earned a little fun.” 
Pete: “I’ve already authorised it. I’ve organised several questionable activities, so relax, preferably before I explain the itinerary.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 24/09/2026
#596 Conflicting Data 🎶🦴🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#596 Conflicting Data
Edwin: “I’m getting too old for this.”
Pete: “For what? Your music tastes scream Heavy Metal youth. However your knees are reporting something ancient.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 24/09/2026
#596 Conflicting Data 🎶🦴🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#596 Conflicting Data
Edwin: “I’m getting too old for this.”
Pete: “For what? Your music tastes scream Heavy Metal youth. However your knees are reporting something ancient.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 23/09/2026
#595 Quietly Evolved 🌱✨🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#595 Quietly Evolved
Edwin: “Do you think we notice ourselves changing?”
Pete: “Not usually. One day you just realise yesterday’s nonsense no longer makes sense.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 23/09/2026
#595 Quietly Evolved 🌱✨🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#595 Quietly Evolved
Edwin: “Do you think we notice ourselves changing?”
Pete: “Not usually. One day you just realise yesterday’s nonsense no longer makes sense.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 22/09/2026
#594 Unforeseen Events 🗓️✨🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#594 Unforeseen Events
Edwin: “Plans rarely happen exactly as expected.”
Pete: “That’s why they’re not called prophecies.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 22/09/2026
#594 Unforeseen Events 🗓️✨🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#594 Unforeseen Events
Edwin: “Plans rarely happen exactly as expected.”
Pete: “That’s why they’re not called prophecies.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 21/09/2026
#593 Incoming Nincompoopery 🤔🔀🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#593 Incoming Nincompoopery
Edwin: “What’s the outlook for this week?”
Pete: “Potentially brilliant. There’s also a strong chance of nonsense, misdirection, and nincompoopery.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 21/09/2026
#593 Incoming Nincompoopery 🤔🔀🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#593 Incoming Nincompoopery
Edwin: “What’s the outlook for this week?”
Pete: “Potentially brilliant. There’s also a strong chance of nonsense, misdirection, and nincompoopery.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 20/09/2026
#592 Relaxation Anxiety 😌🤔🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#592 Relaxation Anxiety
Edwin: “Pete, what have you learned about taking life easy?”
Pete: “Slow down. Breathe. Enjoy the moment. Then immediately wonder if you’re relaxing correctly.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 20/09/2026
#592 Relaxation Anxiety 😌🤔🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#592 Relaxation Anxiety
Edwin: “Pete, what have you learned about taking life easy?”
Pete: “Slow down. Breathe. Enjoy the moment. Then immediately wonder if you’re relaxing correctly.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 19/09/2026
#591 Cats, Crinkle, Action 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday
#591 Cats, Crinkle, Action
Edwin: “Pete, what can cats teach us about life?”
Pete: “Be present. Unless someone opens a tin or rattles a bag. Then be extremely present.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 19/09/2026
#591 Cats, Crinkle, Action 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday
#591 Cats, Crinkle, Action
Edwin: “Pete, what can cats teach us about life?”
Pete: “Be present. Unless someone opens a tin or rattles a bag. Then be extremely present.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 18/09/2026
#590 Excellent 😎🍻🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#590 Excellent
Edwin: “Pete, what makes a good weekend?”
Pete: “Good company and someone willing to say, ‘That sounds like a terrible idea. But let’s do it anyway.’”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 18/09/2026
#590 Excellent 😎🍻🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#590 Excellent
Edwin: “Pete, what makes a good weekend?”
Pete: “Good company and someone willing to say, ‘That sounds like a terrible idea. But let’s do it anyway.’”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 17/09/2026
#589 Keep On Wondering 🤔👍🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#589 Keep On Wondering
Edwin: “Pete, why are we so curious about things we don’t understand?”
Pete: “Because understanding everything would be terribly boring… and I’d have nothing to do.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 17/09/2026
#589 Keep On Wondering 🤔👍🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#589 Keep On Wondering
Edwin: “Pete, why are we so curious about things we don’t understand?”
Pete: “Because understanding everything would be terribly boring… and I’d have nothing to do.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 16/09/2026
#588 Cookies ‘n’ Pete 🍪☕🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#588 Cookies ‘n’ Pete
Edwin: “Pete, what’s your philosophy today?”
Pete: “If it can’t be solved with patience, kindness, or cookies… you may need a bigger cookie.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 16/09/2026
#588 Cookies ‘n’ Pete 🍪☕🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#588 Cookies ‘n’ Pete
Edwin: “Pete, what’s your philosophy today?”
Pete: “If it can’t be solved with patience, kindness, or cookies… you may need a bigger cookie.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 15/09/2026
#587 Somewhere Along the Way 🌿🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#587 Somewhere Along the Way
Edwin: “Pete, when do we know who we really are?”
Pete: “Usually sometime between who we were and who we thought we’d be.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 15/09/2026
#587 Somewhere Along the Way 🌿🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#587 Somewhere Along the Way
Edwin: “Pete, when do we know who we really are?”
Pete: “Usually sometime between who we were and who we thought we’d be.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 14/09/2026
#586 Speed Limits ⏱️🛑🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#586 Speed Limits
Edwin: “Pete, do we really need to be in such a hurry?”
Pete: “We don’t need to rush through life. It’s already doing that without our help.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 14/09/2026
#586 Speed Limits ⏱️🛑🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#586 Speed Limits
Edwin: “Pete, do we really need to be in such a hurry?”
Pete: “We don’t need to rush through life. It’s already doing that without our help.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 13/09/2026
#585 Contentment ☕🌿🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#585 Contentment
Edwin: “What do you appreciate, Pete?”
Pete: “Being here, on the porch. That’s a pretty good arrangement.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 13/09/2026
#585 Contentment ☕🌿🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#585 Contentment
Edwin: “What do you appreciate, Pete?”
Pete: “Being here, on the porch. That’s a pretty good arrangement.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 12/09/2026
#584 Classified Catnip 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday
#584 Classified Catnip
Edwin: “What’s the cat doing, Pete?”
Pete: “No idea. It appears to have plans we’re not authorised to know.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 12/09/2026
#584 Classified Catnip 🪷❤️🐾🐈‍⬛ 🤣 #MeoAndPete & #Meo for more enlightening adventures 😂 #EdwinAndPete #smile #laugh #cats #Caturday
#584 Classified Catnip
Edwin: “What’s the cat doing, Pete?”
Pete: “No idea. It appears to have plans we’re not authorised to know.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 11/09/2026
#583 Low Expectations, High Spirits 🕺🎸🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#583 Low Expectations, High Spirits
Edwin: “Ready for the weekend?”
Pete: “Absolutely. Let’s lower the bar so far we can’t limbo under it.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 11/09/2026
#583 Low Expectations, High Spirits 🕺🎸🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#583 Low Expectations, High Spirits
Edwin: “Ready for the weekend?”
Pete: “Absolutely. Let’s lower the bar so far we can’t limbo under it.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 10/09/2026
#582 Delete Was Expensive 🍳🎞️🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#582 Delete Was Expensive
Edwin: “I remember when photos cost money to develop.”
Pete: “That’s why nobody took 37 pictures of their breakfast.”
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Edwin & Pete @edwinandpete.com · 09/09/2026
#581 The Human Condition 🤔😎🏡❤️🤣 #EdwinAndPete #comic #peace #zen #YouMatter #smile
#581 The Human Condition
Edwin: “Why do humans complicate everything?”
Pete: “Because ‘keep it simple’ sounded too simple.”
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