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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finished The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre earlier today 'spretty good
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would like to preface this by saying that I only ever use Threads when I get baited into clicking ingo a post bc I'm a boomer who uses Facebook regularly But Threads has an actually pretty neat feature where if the feed refreshes but you didn't initiate it, it snapshots what you were looking at
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i love redditor as an insult because even if the website Reddit didn't exist, calling someone a "Read-It"er has very clear connotations (a person who's smug and annoying about information/hobbies, because they've always conveniently read about it somewhere right before you told them)
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's not the most disappointed I've ever been in my life, but pretty close to the top is hearing about the fantasy creature "Bugbears" for like a decade (without ever hearing an actual description) and finally seeing a depiction of one only for it to be a stupid big Goblin
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
film director Robert Eggers is so fucking funny to me because every time I see his name in relation to some movie news I have to squint at it for a second like "Whuh...? Aint that dude dead....?" and then I realize I've misread his name as film critic Roger Ebert
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spoiler Culture whatever screaming into a fucking void here who cares But I feel like the obvious common courtesy should be Not Blatantly Plain Text Spoiling Shit In Big Bold Letters after a re-release of an old game– Even if the game you're posting spoilers about wasn't part of the re-release.
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow, a whole September 21 passed and I both A) didnt notice and B) didnt think about Demi
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
he just didnt talk about 'em
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just dont think I can get excited about this Blizzard doing anything with World of Warcraft at all Even if they permanently brought back WoW:WotLK Classic, it'd still feel tainted in a way I can't describe. And the things they're doing for WoW Forever immediately turn me completely away
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the epic highs and lows of American Football
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hello
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Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how am I supposed to capture these lego apes without my lego analog sticks?
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am going to Shoot Myself with a Gun
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finally finished Meddling Kids by Edgar Cantero after picking it up and putting it down and picking it up and putting it down for like four years now, never getting more than a few pages in It was really goddamn good!!!
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay I have to admit a few things. One, Bane-posting is undeniably funny. Two, I have not seen Dark Knight Rises and realistically I probably never will because I have no interest in it. All that said, fuck I hate basically everything I've seen of Bane in that film lmfao
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sophie wants to play Dungeons & Dragons and she's going to DM for the first time and it's also gonna be the first time we've tried to do tabletop since I absolutely failed at running a Monster of the Week campaign last year (mainly due to everyone getting incredibly busy)
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am not a Sonic person. Please do not think that I am some sort of representative of Sonic fans or that I am trying to speak for a community that I could not be further away from, nor do I care for any lore implications or information that "disproves" my take here. I DON'T care. With that said:
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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
hey. hey kid. ima computah. stop all the vibe codin'
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thank you, Patreon that is truly incredibly kind of you But I'm not Alec Robbins, sorry
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Trudd Studdlerucker @trudd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hit repost on the Fallout Boy one without really reading it cause I thought it was the Billy Joel one which i had seen earlier so the jury's out
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
RIP Harald V, he taught me it was OK to be king of Norway
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*Podcasters reading out their monthly Patreon supporters at the end of an hours long episode* Captain Planet Arab Spring L.A. riots Rodney King Deep fakes 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 Iceland volcano Oklahoma City bomb Kurt Cobain Pokémon Tiger Woods MySpace Monsanto GMOs
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*YouTuber reading out their monthly Patreon supporters at the end of an hours long video* Harry Truman Doris Day Red China Johnnie Ray South Pacific Walter Winchell Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon Studebaker television North Korea 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 Korea Marilyn Monroe
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My introduction to Rocky Horror Picture Show was an Eddsworld music video that used one of the songs, which I watched over and over without any context or knowledge of the musical. I then proceeded to not watch Rocky Horror Picture Show for about 19 years afterwards.
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They figured out how to do this by reverse engineering my posts, by the way. They saw what my brain naturally does to repel the algorithm and weaponised it to attack your posts at the source, like white blood cells. Youre welcome.
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Rock Band censors the lyrics "Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts" in the Bloodhound Gang song The Bad Touch, but not the post-chorus "gettin' horny now"
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*Podcasters reading out their monthly Patreon supporters at the end of an hours long episode* Captain Planet Arab Spring L.A. riots Rodney King Deep fakes 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 Iceland volcano Oklahoma City bomb Kurt Cobain Pokémon Tiger Woods MySpace Monsanto GMOs
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*YouTuber reading out their monthly Patreon supporters at the end of an hours long video* Harry Truman Doris Day Red China Johnnie Ray South Pacific Walter Winchell Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon Studebaker television North Korea 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 Korea Marilyn Monroe
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 28/08/2026
It’s a meaningless milestone and all, but I dunno. Still kinda cool to finally break 50k on this YouTube channel. m.youtube.com/c/TheJeffGer...
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Just emulate it" people are doing their stupid fucking bullshit over Stage Tour w/ Clone Hero lmao I will never be free from fucking idiots
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tōkon thoughts: •I like it a lot better than I did during the beta, I'm not entirely sure what changed but things feel better to do than I remember. I'm not getting an "ugh?" feeling on the controls. •This game is fucking inscrutable to me, I cannot fucking figure it out. What the fuck is happening
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Finished Cuckoo tonight, kind of just a huge gut punch in general. I really have to sit with it for a few days, I think.
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Discord is like.. my least explored app on my phone. Discord is purely an app I open when I need to and I treat it with pure disgust otherwise, lmfao. It was just the first time I'd ever seen profile decorations!
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
new yooooooork
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When the guest with the bad mic on the Podcast is a streamer and you're like... how?? this is your job!!!!
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Motherfucker I will delete my account right now if you keep this up
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Luke Humphris @lukehumphris.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pinky Guard: Late Shift One Shot
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
making Curry* for the first time tonight lets see how this goes** *it is a jar sauce **theres no way I can fuck this up, it's a jar sauce
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CrushedParagon @crushedparagon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Angeline de Poutine or whatever the fuck the kids are into these days
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Walking into the room where my cats are sleeping, flicking on the Big Lights, and showing them this graph
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Minor pet peeve: hearing someone audibly say "annoyed grunt" when reading a Simpsons title (E-I-E-I-[Annoyed Grunt], Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala[Annoy Grunt]cious, etc) It's E-I-E-I-D'oh! You're saying it out loud!!! Put annoyed grunt in the subtitles!
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh no we beat Metal Gear Solid 3 and went to go look at Master Collection Volume 2 and I didnt realise it was only on PREORDER. It doesnt come out until the end of the month LMAO I go back to work on the 18th this suuuucks
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh my fucking god I Max Payne 3'd myself
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that mouse had a THOUSAND bitches @destross.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Chopped off my hair again lol oopsieeee
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Trudd Studdlerucker @trudd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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