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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 7h

Your Prez went on the blog: "Putin abandons the laws of war he was not following. Why this was inevitable for Russia" "darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/putin-…" darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/putin-aban...

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Putin abandons the rules of war he was not following

Why this was inevitable?

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 7h

Apparently the worst thing you can to do someone who uses the same excuses Russia does for this war is to make them return to Russia.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16h

If youre a "journalist" whose lived in one of our former colonies for 13 years and haven't figured out why NATO is so popular there, then you havent been doing journalism. And you're not a "Putin critic" either if you agree with everything Prez says.

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Vatnik Soup @vatniksoup.bsky.social · 19h

Leonid Ragozin was expelled by Latvia. The usual crowd of Kremlin apologists, along with some real journalists, quickly came to his defense. Read here why Leo is not your typical journalist: bsky.app/profile/vatn...

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16h

Be nice or I'll forward the photos he sent me.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A video that seems to sum up my war. A burning truck drives oblivious to its own destruction past the wrecks of others while people watch as if its normal.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just remembered Stalin died at aged 74. Happy birthday to me I guess.

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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

🎈Happy birthday, @darthputinkgb.bsky.social Celebrating from the Great Wall, thought I’d pay a visit to your senior management while I’m here. The symbolism was too good to waste. 🇨🇳

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The ability to hold two thoughts in your head at the same time marks one out as a dangerous subversive sent by the imperialists.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Having to spend my 5th birthday in a row with only Medvedev for company makes a cell in The Hague seem ok.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I would repeat the birthday wishes I got from Donald, but they violate our laws on spreading gay propaganda.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What will I get for 74th birthday today? Tea & sushi🫖🍣 Vodka & pistol🥃🔫 Ticket to Hague🎫🛫 Does of plague🦠🧪

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

OTD in 2006 journalist & activist Anna Politkovskaya was shot dead. Whoever ordered her killed is still at large. And turns 74 today.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Wonder if its debt to the truth will break the Russian army before or after the government's debt to the banks breaks the Russian economy.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The 7 stages of Western "concern" 1 This is concerning 2 This is increasingly concerning 3 We are now deeply concerned 4 We are now gravely concerned 5 There will be consequences 6 We demand answers 7 It is important not to escalate the situation

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Russia is first country in 500 years where it will be possible to compare the life expectancy of a solider on the front and a civilian with the plague. I remain a master strategist.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Plusses: Can start mobilisation Minuses: There isn't any fuel to get them to Ukraine, and those not in a petrol queue have the plague.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If zelesnky is so corrupt, why did we buy Donald, not him?

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hundreds of Russians are not in hospital with the plague. It is a "special medical operation". I remain a master strategist.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Official statement from Kremlin on plague.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You jest. Our excuse for Navalny's poisoning was that there were CIA hit squads running around Siberia with synthetic copies of top secret russian nerve agents & we were too stupid to catch them at their regime change plot that hinged on removing Prez & replacing him with a man they just killed.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The far right are *never* responsible for their own actions.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Russia Feb 2022: We need to invade Ukraine as they have biolabs producing Russophobic weaponised bats that make people gay. Russia Oct 2026: Someone died at one of our biolabs that makes the bubonic plague.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fun fact. It took Russia just 68 days after the collapse of the USSR to invade a non NATO European country. Further proof the west created Putin - the first Russian leader in 550 years to make Russia bigger than God himself created.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A show called "radical thinking" featuring a man unable to understand NATO's popularity with our former colonies.

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warriorseamstress.bsky.social @warriorseamstress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Putin is not the first dictator to hide out underground, indeed, there’s plenty of historical parallels for it. Stalin was paranoid about his security and spent a good bit of time in a bunker... For a dictator, psychological isolation tends to lead to physical one. Or is it the other way around?"

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not true. We cannot abandon that we never followed.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Prez's latest from the bunker. "When does a bunker become a burial vault?" darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/when-does-...

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

OTD in 2018 Jamal Khashoggi walked into an embassy, picked fight with trained killers who just happened to be there, beat himself to death, choped himself up with a bone-saw & then dumped himself in a secluded woodland. Something Donald called a "credible scenario"

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

OTD in 1951 *2nd* wave of Operation Osen's deportations began. Over 16000 Lithuanians were forcibly sent to Siberia as USSR continued to liberate them from fascism & also their freedom 6 years after WW2 ended. Imagine mass deportations happening today?

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Operation Paperclip 1946. In soviet controlled Germany, 2500 nazi engineers were deported to USSR to help build soviet weapons & rockets using Nazi technology & expertise. So Sputnik and Gargarin were built on nazi knowledge. But when we do it its anti imperialism

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The world is gonna pay as much attention to this as it did when we starved Yarmouk.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

OTD in 1938 Nazi Germany started occupying the Sudetenland. The west tried to appease Hitler by giving him bits of someone else's country without asking the owners. It didnt work & led to a terrible war. Imagine it happening today....

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

OTD in 1946 Julius Streicher was found guilty of crimes against humanity. Specifically, he continued spouting hate & propaganda against Jews even after being well aware of genocide against them. Who's your favorite tankie who might need to lawyer up one day?

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Which means when we attack Europe, we will bomb kindergartens and hospitals instead.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It is important to understand that Russia became the world's largest country without colonialism. The only mistake of Russian non-colonialism was that it didnt non-colonise more. No ships = no colonialism

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Nick Cohen @nickcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“American power will never recover from Trump. We’re looking at a superpower suicide.” Reposting my interview with Anne Applebaum. This time with an edited transcript!

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Anne Applebaum on Trump’s Empire of Grift

Podcast with transcript

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Anastasia Klimash 🇺🇦 @nastasiaklimash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I thought I’d show just a couple examples of what your donations mean. But there are much more essential kit it can get!

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

OTD in 2015 Russia began bombing Syria. -we denied we'd do it -we then did it -we bombed lots of hospitals, shopping centers & schools to create refugees -we said it would be WW3 if NATO got involved -when NATO helped throw us out, we just ran away Sound familiar?

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yarmouk is a refugee camp full of Palestinians that we besieged, starved, and butchered in 2013. There was little international interest. For some reason. We need lessons from no one.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What can I say? Someone who edits @theguardian.com read a draft opinion from Saint @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social calling for "an end to all war" that never even mentioned ours and thought "looks good, nothing missing".

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can’t defeat Ukraine on battlefield. My strategy is: 1 Bomb hospitals, schools,power & stations to create refugees 2 Fund anti western & anti refugee parties in west 3 Humiliate western leaders who want appeasement 4 Repeat www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...

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‘This is terrorism’: daytime Russian strike hits science academy in Kyiv

Jet-powered drones are increasingly targeting Ukraine’s capital, with medical centre also hit

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

After attacking Ukraine when it gave up nukes, Russia says Iran shouldn't have them, failing to connect the dots on non-proliferation works...

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It is exactly 21 years since Prez said the pension age would never rise..

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That doesnt apply to us trying to kill the President of Ukraine. Thats anti imperialism.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For all he's done to help us win, I should name a drone exclusively used to target civilians after Donald.

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