Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 5mBUT: there are numerous websites out there that explain to people (a) what the different classifications of lawyers are and (b) what the history is. Those websites are being picked up and regurgitated (sometimes incorrectly!) by AI bots that aren't considering what jurisdiction it comes from. 0222 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 6mIn the US, we just use the term generally to mean all lawyers, although there are times where linguistically we reach for "lawyer" and other times we reach for "attorney" and you'll find lawyers doing this and not really asking why. 1231 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 7mAt one point, Britain used "attorney" to refer to King's Counsel/Queen's Counsel (what we'd call prosecutors here)--I don't know if they still do. 2200 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8mThe use of the word "attorney" (which originally meant someone appointed to represent someone else) has varying meaning among these countries. Some barely use it at all. Some use it, but only as a term of art in specific circumstances (for instance, referring to people with specific specialties.) 3250 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 9mAnd we don't have barristers and solicitors and attorneys (more on this later) as separate entities. We just have one big classification of bar-passers. 2351 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 9mIn the US, we sorted things out with a Great Flattening of Everything. We just have one court (mostly; there are exceptions) not courts of equity versus law. We don't have specific forms for complaints any more. 1290 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14mThe word "attorney" is Norman; the word "lawyer" is Anglo-Saxon. There were courts of law and equity and ALL OF IT WAS A FUCKING MESS. Everyone who inherited this tradition--whether it be England, Canada, Australia, the US, or any other poor fools--has sorted it out in slightly different ways. 4531 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 15mTo understand why we have two words in the US that mean the same thing, we need to understand that the British legal system--which we inherited--was a fucking mess in multiple ways. There were practices derived from Anglo-Saxon traditions. There were practices derived from Norman traditions. 2551 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 16mOkay, so @kathryntewson has discovered a set of linked, commonly controlled websites that are authoritatively giving false information on the difference between "attorney" and "lawyer," and are almost certainly AI generated. I want to talk about why AI gets this wrong. 212644 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 5hIt's so obvious this is politically motivated. It's not only politically motivated, that's the ONLY motivation there is. 121010 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 5hThis idea that they pulled a fast one on the government to make her eligible for derivative citizenship doesn't really hold water when she would have just been eligible as an adult. NONE of it holds up to the application of two brain cells. 12005 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 5hThe thing that doesn't make any sense about the whole Ilhan Omar citizenship thing is that if she were actually older, they would have just...had her file her own citizenship application. Which she would have been eligible for at any point between now and then. 425526 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 6hAnyway: the idea that her citizenship can be undone beyond the statute of limitations because someone else committed a crime (even if true) is not something that we should tolerate. 531823 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 6hIt's nice to be in the place where the money would change your life by not letting an emergency ruin it later, rather than by making up for past emergencies. 1420 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 6hIlhan Omar got derivative citizenship when her father was naturalized. She didn't do anything to get citizenship except be her father's child. What the fuck conduct can they point to on her part. Rationality is not their point in any of this, but we need to point out that there's no fucking way. 9593124 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 7hFeel like anyone who argues this should have to give $30,000 to someone who thinks it would be life changing. 3960 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8hAlso she's like "ha ha I said China nobody can fact check me now!" 4290 0
Reposted by Courtney MilanVictoria Dahl/Victoria Helen Stone @victoriadahl.bsky.social · 8hUtterly bizarre to me that this woman said ON CAMERA that she passed the bar in China, and some folks are scratching their heads over why the story went viral. It’s because they’re weird & they’re liars & this is just so obvious & incredibly easy to understand & PITIFUL. And did I mention weird? 413213 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8hBut to be totally fair to him, they had filed for divorce before she gave birth. 1490 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8hHe sent her a text saying "Congratulations, I'll pray for our child." 3540 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8hFun fact: in the eleven days when he was on the job, his wife DELIVERED THEIR BABY in the hospital and he didn't attend because he was too busy devoting his life to Donald Trump. 2583 0
Reposted by Courtney MilanRaffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 8hWhat y'all aren't appreciating in giggling about the firing is that she's gonna just put White House Press Secretary in her bio forever. 619212 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8hRight? The best guess anyone had is that someone had told him to consult romances to figure out a grand gesture to get his wife back. 1330 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8hFor those not in the know: a short while after Scaramucci Scaramucci-ed it, he started following like...every romance author on Twitter. As many as he could find, at least, and he couldn't find all of us because we started blocking him. Yes, the real Scaramucci. No, we don't know why. 1426725 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8hProbably can't, since the whole inside of the car is probably the fans etc needed to pull this off. 141 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8hOkay but if she starts following all the romance authors, we KNOW there's something in the water 218717 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 9hAhhhhh now the whole thing makes sense. It's a grift. 1431457 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10hI tell people I have been a law clerk and a law professor because those things are true. I try to never let lawyer or attorney show up in official things. I also don’t correct everyone talking about me because a lot of people don’t make the distinction and it’s annoying. 21034 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10hNo. I have been a law clerk and I have been a law professor. I have never practiced law. 1140 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10hI do think “how were you general counsel when you never passed the bar; have you committed a crime?” to be a fair discussion. 21487 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10hThere is a big difference between people’s unwitting communications about you and what you say about yourself. The former is just not wanting to be pedantic all the time. 11282 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10hI get Josh’s point. I also do not correct every rando who calls me an attorney or a lawyer even though I am not able to practice law. However I would not call myself a lawyer in my own bio and would not serve as general counsel of an organization. 726114 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 11hI love jumping into the unknown for no reason when I could just brake. 21250 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12hI think the future should look more like "a fuckload of trains and get more of this shit off the road" and less like...mad max trial runs. 438638 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12hno no no, it's a glorified stunt show, the addition of which would make a vehicle unsafe. 1120 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12hThese things don't have LIDAR and fog degrades the self-driving mode of the vehicle. Why would they add fog to the road to make sure that the vehicle couldn't split second respond. 31104 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12hWhy did it need to rotate in midair? Is making sure that the driver undergoes rapid unnecessary rotation so they're extremely disoriented when they land a help in some way? 71494 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12hThis doesn't make sense. How does the car know that it's safe to go over. What if there's a cliff on the other side. What if the blockage is too long. What if two Roadsters are side by side and both do this and then kickflip into each other. 81299 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12hYup. The Niemoller poem is self-executing. They have no solutions, only blame, and the problems persist so the blame must continue no matter what they accomplish. 111621 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12hYou can decide to be not pro-abortion. But telling other people they can't be is weird. 0400 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12hYou should not vote for fascism because fascism is evil. But also, you should not vote for fascism because fascism is stupid. 2591128 0
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12hIt would have been nice for everyone in the media to notice this many years ago. Like when JD Vance was like "we have a healthcare plan: deport millions. We also have a housing plan: you guessed it, widescale deportations. Wanna hear our childcare plan? Got it in one--it's ethnic cleansing again." 142651 0