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BoringKate

@boringkate.com
7.3K followers 381 following 2.2K posts

One of those hormone girls you're always hearing about I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 13h
Fucked up how when you have boobs you just have boobs all the time even when you aren't doing boob relevant things. You'll be minding your own buisness doing something platonic and be totally boobed up for no reason. I think they should get smaller and compress when you aren't hornt. Like dongs do.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18h
People before hooking up with me: She does porn AND she posts sex jokes! You just know it's gonna be some freaky uninhibited shit! People upon hooking up with me: So she gets to keep her shirt on and I'm supposed to, what, fuck Winnie the Pooh?
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18h
I've been eating so many crackers lately. I fucking love crackers. *gets momentarily worried about bad faith readings of my posts* If I was a cannibal then I would eat people of all races at rates that are roughly proportional to the makeup of the local population. I wouldn't have a preference.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 02/10/2026
Having the Death Note would honestly be such a heavy burden because there are like 3,428 billionaires in the world. That's around 6,856 words to transcribe by hand. You're gonna be writing for hours. Your hand is gonna get so sore.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 02/10/2026
If you let them ban porn then they'll ban plus size bathing suit try on videos. And they won't even be wrong to do it. I am not watching plus size bathing suit try on videos with pure intentions. I am not looking to buy a bathing suit.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 02/10/2026
You know porn is a social construct, right? Like the distinction between pornographic videos and non pornographic videos is arbitrary.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 02/10/2026
You're only being nice because it benefits you? Okay! It sounds mutually beneficial then! Yay!
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/10/2026
I still post to it, but the only platforms I browse these days are bluesky and tumblr (both set to only show posts from people I follow in reverse chronological order).
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/10/2026
I ended up removing insta from my home screen bc I caught myself absentmindedly checking it and then getting disgusted by the forced algorithmic feed.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/10/2026
But also in 2020 there was a leaked memo where tiktok was instructing workers to keep the poors and uglys (fat people, little people, people with deformities etc) from showing up on the For You tab. And there's no reason to think that any other algorithmic feed you interact with is any less biased.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/10/2026
"It's our userbase that's fatphobic" (like how you get banned from tindr bc people report you for being trans) "training data inherits the trainer's subconscious biases" (fat women are frequently hypersexualized in the same way that trans and racialized people often are)
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/10/2026
To be clear: Showing your tummy isn't against tiktok's rules (people wear crop tops etc), but (tho they deny it) tiktok has a history of moderating fat bodies more harshly. There are a lot of explanations given for how it could be unintentional. "It's skin to clothing ratios" (it's math's fault)
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/10/2026
An ex of mine got a gender swapped Red Green tattoo from a local artist that's apparently known for doing lots of "Tom of Finland, but lesbian" style stuff!
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/10/2026
I made a tiktok account for tummy vids (just tummy vids) and they keep getting hit with community guideline violations. I was able to succesfully dispute it a couple times, but not most of the time and at this point the account has a warning and will likely be deleted lmao. Because of tummy.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/10/2026
These pics were taken down on tumblr AND INSTAGRAM for being too explicit. Too erotic. Shield your innocent virginal eyes yet again, dear viewers.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/10/2026
These pics were taken down on tumblr for being too explicit. Too erotic. Shield your innocent virginal eyes.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/10/2026
Dear diary, my ass is feeling extra fat lately. I'll be laying in bed on my stomach like a businessman doing his work and I'll wiggle my butt a lil for no reason (as one does) and it'll just keep going. Like I feel like it takes longer to stop than it used to. P.S. my tits have gotten bigger too.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 30/09/2026
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 30/09/2026
THIS IS A POST FOR EVIL GIRLS! ONLY EVIL GIRLS CAN READ THIS POST! IF YOU'RE READING THIS POST THEN YOU'RE EVIL AND TWISTED! Wanna go on a date with me?
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 29/09/2026
Pitching my idea for a social media platform called nutr where you can only post the word nutted. You log on, you let people know that you nutted, and you log off. These tech bro investors don't seem to understand my plans though.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 29/09/2026
Sucks that you can't talk about actresses having gotten thinner lately (a cultural trend that's obv inseparable from both the right wing having a moment and the pharmaceutical industry jizzing their pants over GLP-1s) without skinny girls going "So you're insulting me then? Doing reverse fatphobia?"
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 29/09/2026
Nobody's life is worth more than anyone else's. *remembers that some tgirls get wet when you call them disposable snuffbait* It's complicated though. There are a lot of really nuanced situations.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 28/09/2026
Pants don't even zip off into shorts anymore. They make you buy pants and shorts separately. It's fucked up.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 28/09/2026
Hey! Do you mind if I put your dick in my mouth? Do you mind? Is anyone else gonna put that thing in their mouth? I'll take it if nah! Do you mind?
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 27/09/2026
Porn is so cool! Shoutout to pornstars!
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 10/09/2026
I made a simple text adventure game today that you play communally on bluesky by replying to posts! Check it out @dungeontexter.bsky.social!
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 26/09/2026
Reading this post turns you into a girl.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 25/09/2026
I've invented a feminizing laser gun. It instantly and permanently transforms you into a woman that's been shot with a laser. However: You will have to take these estrogen supplements for six months before using it and then also keep taking them for another maybe sixty years.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 25/09/2026
I love my girlfriend! Reblog if you love my girlfriend too! You have your own girlfriend? That's messed up. Stop cheating on my girlfriend with your false idols. She's the one true girlfriend.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 25/09/2026
Pretty early on idk! We were fighting jungle pirates or something!
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 25/09/2026
I added Lost Planet 2 to the list of games that have sat paused with its pause screen music looping while I gave a beautiful woman a blowjob :3
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 24/09/2026
It's why I think boys should pursue healthier and less stigmatized careers. Like doing femboy twink dragon dildo anal pornography. There's a natural off ramp for holesome work like that (transitioning and becoming cute transbian milfs that cuddle and fist eachother).
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 24/09/2026
What do esports boys even do after they age out of gameing? It's not like they can click on heads forever. Their reflexes inevitably sag. Plus you know they're all addicted to g fuel and diseased with like carpal tunnel and stuff like that. What woman will want them when they're ruined and used up?
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 24/09/2026
I'm just a 36 year old woman wearing a Nirvana shirt that she got when she was a 16 year old boy.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 23/09/2026
I think if I was in a horror movie where everyone was creepily smiling at me then I would simply be unaffected because I'd avoid eye contact (looking at the ground whenever possible) and not notice them doing it.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 23/09/2026
The "following BoringKate" to "going on hrt" to "making out with BoringKate irl" pipeline is well established. It just might take like five to ten years.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 21/09/2026
You're monogamous? Wow. Okay. This sucks, but I feel like I should let you know that you're being cheated on. Your dom (your boss) has been domming all of your coworkers too. They do whatever he says. He pays them really small amounts of money for doing it too (to make it extra kinky and degrading).
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 20/09/2026
I love my life! 🥰
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 20/09/2026
Y'all hear about girls? Girls are pretty neat! Some times they bite you!
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 19/09/2026
*encounters even the slightest frustration with any large social media platform* *starts talking about Cohost like it was the Paris commune*
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 19/09/2026
Just hanging out with my tentacle.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18/09/2026
Calling something or someone a little guy: Implies an assumed gender. Calling someone or something a little lady: There's alliteration, so we're all having fun. No assumed gender. Lady is universal. We're all ladies.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18/09/2026
Exchanging money for goods and services stimulates The Economy. It erouses The Economy. It makes The Economy cum.
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BoringKate @boringpornokate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know that time of year is approaching because they're selling tgirl sex toys at the dollar store again.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18/09/2026
Not to brag, but I'm so sleepy. Anyone else sleepy rn? Reblog if you're sleepy.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18/09/2026
How come street preachers are always some christian asshole harassing you about how god is gonna make people burn in hell forever for not giving his son Jesus enough high fives and never a proselytizing cat girl shouting into a megaphone about the redemptive power of treats and scritches?
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 17/09/2026
Adults is really fucking good! You should watch Adults (if you support women who masturbate at men on the subway and try to talk their boyfriend out of being cis)!
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 17/09/2026
2006: They're mad about horse armor? It's like mostly cosmetic, right? Can't they just not buy it? Gamers are so silly. 2026: They really should have burned Todd Howard's house down over the horse armor thing.
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 17/09/2026
For real! They're fine once they're in a thing (to maybe never be removed from), but loose??? If you drop it then you'll never find it again! Full size SD cards are all right, but what I'd really like are macro SD cards. An SD card as chunky as a gameboy cartridge! Or bigger!
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 16/09/2026
*I open tumblr on the metro* *there's a picture of a beautiful woman* *I panic and quickly scroll down* *another picture of a beautiful woman* Oh no! People are gonna think I like looking at beautiful women!
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