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Kris

@9minutes.bsky.social
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Bishonen maxxing. Shonen-ai based and yaoi pilled. No pronouns, do not refer to me

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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New video about the nasty 2021 Clifford movie!!
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I Despise Clifford
YouTube video by mothcub
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🌱 J. 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @drooliasnott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m drawing a comic, there’s something for everyone! Onion Pendergrass discovers he is the one, a benevolent nature cryptid, when the mystery of his father’s disappearance leads him to a crumbling blue Victorian deep in the Appalachian mountains, sitting on a long hidden supernatural family secret.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani reveals that ‘Digimon’ is his favorite anime.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arundel mills continues to be the only place I’ve ever had chick tracts left on my car
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what the hell is going on
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Neimi @aquaticscent.digital · 30/12/2025
Yuri...

Game: Art of Fighting
Developer: SNK
Platform: Sega Genesis
📺: Sanyo DS2442
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND I HATE IT HERE
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
(Visibly frothing at the mouth) Samuel basallo and adley rutschman
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They looked at each other an I’m unwell
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Adley stoppppppp
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can’t boo Adley guys I’m sorry!!!!!!!
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 08.18.52
P1- NANCY IS TALKING WITH SLUGGO 
NANCY: I'M GOING DOWN TO ORDER THE CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
SLUGGO:WOW
P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN THE BAKERY 
BAKER: HERE'S THE CAKE ---WHAT NAME DO YOU WANT ON TOP?
NANCY: ANNABELLE
P3- 
SLUGGO: HEY ---THAT'S NOT YOUR NAME
P4- THE BAKER IS WRITING OUT ANNABELLE ON THE CAKE 
NANCY: QUIET-- I LIKE WHIPPED CREAM
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's my birthday today! As per bluesky tradition, may I ask for your attention and reblogs?
Painting of a black cat looking inquisitively at a bright red crab on a beach covered with tide poolsa drawing of a decorative guillotine painted with folk art inspired floral motifs with a bow at the top holding the blade and two babushcats framing it on the sidesa white and blue ceramic dish shaped like a loafing cat, with others like it in the backgrounda holographic sticker depicting a fluffy black cat with sparkly eyes
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I haven’t done this in a few years, but due to budget cuts I wasn’t able to order any new supplies for my classroom, so I am sharing my Amazon wishlist. I teach in a self-contained ID classroom for kids with severe disabilities. Even just sharing this would mean a lot to me. Thanks!
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
lol i laughed at a baseball thing
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Matt Kremnitzer @mattkremnitzer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Don't cry because Rutschman is gone. Cry because Elias is still here
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 2
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mumbleoutage.bsky.social @mumbleoutage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Dr. J-esse @onetjesse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Holy shit Baltimore this storm - stay safe. There was just hail and our part of Pratt is flooding.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Shan't be doing anything.
A girl stands, peacefully smiling. Text reads: "I don't want to do anything ever again in my life thank you I won't be doing anything".
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...
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Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
ABSTRACT/COSMCWRM.GIF
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TB @tboot24.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
do we have the song of the summer yet, cause if not, what about this classic? @timheidecker.bsky.social
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All The Food is Poison | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Taco Bell grows its own lettuce in its stores, everyone knows this
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 12,1971
P1- NANCY ENCOUNTERS A JUNIOR HIPPIE 
NANCY: YOU’RE THE YOUNGEST HIPPIE I EVER SAW
JUNIOR HIPPIE: SCRAM---US JUNIOR
HIPPIES DON'T TRUST ANYONE OVER THIRTY
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NANCY: BUT I'M NOT OVER THIRTY
JUNIOR HIPPIE:YES,YOU ARE 
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JUNIOR HIPPIE: YOU'RE OVER THIRTY INCHES TALL
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/07/2026
Update: please share the go fund me! www.gofundme.com/f/support-st...
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Donate to Support Staff of Baby's on Fire in Mt Vernon, Baltimore, organized by Saro Khan
After weeks of silence in response to our request for voluntary reco… Saro Khan needs your support for Support Staff of Baby's on Fire in Mt Vernon, Baltimore
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Another dong bong has dropped
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Amazing ground score today
A ~20” Sony Trinitron CRT in near perfect condition. The note reads “works great! Missing a foot”
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
He did this for YEARS. I love that the person who recorded this video shouts HE'S BACK! and sings along, because if you went to even one Baltimore convention you knew the words before you left.
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Megane Top Gun @dauragon.com · 25/06/2026
RIP to a true Baltimore Legend
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Solar Baltimore @baltimore.solar.v.cx · 21/06/2026
The sun will rise in #Baltimore #Maryland tomorrow at 5:40, 11 seconds later than the day before. It will set at 20:36, 13 seconds later than the day before.
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🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
deep sea (2015) #pokemon #fanart #art
fanart of a silhouette of lugia shown in a dark sea, it's almost pitch black, other tiny deep sea pokemon are scattered through out
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Kate Tbd @katexas.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Habitat Restore in Columbia is closing their current location after Saturday 6/20 and everything is 75% off their already reasonable prices. Will also be closed Friday 6/19 for Juneteenth. Lots of couches and mirrors.
A violin in its green felt nest inside a carrying case, marked $10 now $2.50
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Baltimore can have a little spring weather, as a treat
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is the attitude every driver should have around cyclists
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The sunset in Baltimore over the Belvedere Hotel. The sky to the west is a deep orange with a marvelous wedge of blue intersecting from the north
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
See you space guy....
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Baltimore, Maryland Pop: 2,106,068 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimore,_Ma… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
picture of Baltimore, Marylandpicture of Baltimore, Marylandpicture of Baltimore, Marylandpicture of Baltimore, Maryland
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nancy 5/31/26
Irma and Nancy go vintage clothing shopping, and try on outfits that are themed around different decades…. Except Nancy just keeps wearing the same outfit she wore in all of those different decades
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“There's a new Grogu out that's supposed to be nuts! We should go see that”
Tim Robinson in FRIENDSHIP
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 19
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Please ask 
to play the piano unless your Mozart 
But I know you’re not because he’s dead
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
teaaaa
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Mia Moore @miamoore.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
AGAIN AGAIN premieres at the Seattle International Film Festival May 11 and 12!!! I'm so excited to finally put this beautiful heartfelt movie out into the world. Grab your tickets before they sell out! www.siff.net/festival/aga...
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Again Again
Aberdeen-raised director Mia Moore’s debut film, executive produced by Lilly Wachowski, is a heady, romantic sci-fi starring a trans woman who enters a new day after ten years stuck in “the loop.”
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Today’s happy mail 🥹 ty @sweetteamotion.bsky.social for all the stickers omg!!! What a wonderful surprise!
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Kris @9minutes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We got our @danieldanger.net Mad Max print framed with a custom black lighting kit inside and it is SICK af!!!!!! Shout out to JLP framers for taking this project on and the incredible result
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Shot is from Spaceballs: THE MOVIE! Pictured is a planet encased in glass, and a enormous planet sized looking ship in the shape of a women operating a giant vacuum cleaner that is positioned over an opening in the planet's shield. We call her....

*timpani sounds*

MEGAMAID. 

Closed caption reads, "whirring"
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