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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

President Donald Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Trump

Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Shots overheard at Correspondents’ Assn. dinner, Secret Service says that president’s ear is unharmed and with loved ones. Suspect in custody, K. McAllister of Winnetka, Il., reportedly armed with a shovel and paint bucket.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

No Bad Stuf Ordinarily, I’d do a little copy editing before heading out, but maybe pitching it at Trump’s reading level will get through? #nokings

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

CALM DOWN. Did Trump just assassinate a sitting head of state? Yep. Wouldn’t that legitimize foreign powers doing the same to him? No! Following the airstrikes, Trump strategically deployed “no tag-backs,” as well as invoking, “I have a forcefield” and “not it not it not it.” 4D CHESS.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Full patriot mode at the Northridge No Kings

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

At the Northridge No Kings protest. Kid made his own sign. Despite being in full agreement with the sentiment, for a number of reasons we asked that he redact the f-bombs.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

“We will never waver in safeguarding the right to religious liberty, upholding the dignity of life, and protecting God in our public square.” -some orange dipshit, earlier this year

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Real talk? GWAR *not* disemboweling a sitting president is waaaaaaay more of an insult. Also, this is my first time hearing about Libs of TikTok - who, I guess, makes a living doing this? Is there a term for people who are career trolls? Rage engineers? Vex workers? Post-itutes?

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Foolproof way for Israel to get everyone’s mind off of all that genocide: Host a Wrestlemania! They could replace the steel cage with an Iron Dome, they could have a Money in the West Bank match. What fun! Now, is $250 million a lot to pay WWE to whitewash war crimes? Dunno - ask Saudi Arabia.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Motherfuckers out here trying to say we should fly flags half mast for Gaston like his whole life wasn’t gaslighting the village to kill people who read books.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Question for the parents: Is it considered child abuse to cancel Disney Plus? Because they just pulled Kimmel off the air indefinitely for saying some real innocuous shit.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

It’s appalling that the gang warfare of these white savages has spilled over into polite society. If these ignorant children want to keep killing each other, they should go back to the Caucasus mountains where they came from.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

This white-on-white violence is out of control. Remember when we could go to go to school without the fear of being caught in the crossfire of a Turning Point/Groyper shooting? Why aren’t the police doing more about these out of control gangs?

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Charlie Kirk didn't die because of the bullet. He died largely because of a drug overdose.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

NOT WITH *THAT* SWISS ROLL THEY SHOULDN’T

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

(cont.) Crying (women only) The sun Faerie magic Thinking about the Roman Empire ‘80s pop idol Tiffany Air conditioning The shape of your head as determined by phrenology Big butts Inability to lie Other brothers denying Cindy (she knows what she did) Watching Bravo reality shows

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

THINGS RFK JR. BELIEVES CAUSE AUTISM Vaccines Aspirin Voting for Democrats Scary movies Crossing your legs Cardboard boxes Scary Movie Being an “uppity bitch just because someone says you have a nice ass” Washing your hands Scary Movie 3 Alligators Crying (men only) Not crying (women only)

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Do you think rappers who are in the closet about loving cops have, like, a secret code? Do they call themselves Friends of O’Malley? Do they have to come out to their grandparents and explain why the cop that sicced dogs on them in the ‘60s were decent people, actually?

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Yeah. They managed to make something that’s racist about a wholly fictional species which is not something I ever realized was possible?

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

HOLY SHIT this episode of Strange New Worlds is like if ‘80s SNL did a 60-minute sketch about autistic people. I know posting opinions about Trek online is kind of like driving a coal-burning Cybertruck through a living room full of orphans, but gottDAMN I haven’t seen an ep this bad in years.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Honestly, this won’t affect my life in the least. If ever there were a restaurant giving “We Would Bring Back Slavery if We Could,” it’s fucking Cracker Barrel.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

TIL the first renaissance faire took place on Vineland near Ventura. The land is now a building full of $2000 studios next to a Ralphs. I can’t imagine anything more Los Angeles than that.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

AEW attracts very specific weirdos, which is why I love it so.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I just got to the Time episode - which I don’t remember from the books? - and got some wild “the Author Figuring Shit Out” vibes.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Old and Busted: watching The Sandman on Netflix and comparing it to the books The Nü Hottness: watching The Sandman on Netflix and comparing it to the weird shit we now know about Neil Gaiman Biographical criticism is the Gossip Girl of literary academia and I love it.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

CBS fires Colbert and, two days later, they get their merger. I would’ve waited at least a week so it wasn’t as obvious that this was a straight up bribe - but I guess that’s why I’m not a convicted felon. www.pbs.org/newshour/eco...

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FCC approves Paramount's $8 billion deal with Skydance, capping months of turmoil

The stamp of approval from the Federal Communications Commission comes after months of turmoil revolving around President Donald Trump’s legal battle with “60 Minutes,” the crown jewel of Paramount-ow...

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

He should probably quit while he’s ahead

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Oh shit, is she going to be at All In?!

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Merry 4th everyone! I’m celebrating my independence from Knowing Is Half the Podcast* by guesting on another podcast! Have a listen! _________ * I will resume my co-dependent 9-year relationship with KIHTP after the three-day weekend

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Four score and 28 months ago (9 years), us fathers (and a mother) brought forth, on this continent, a new podcast, conceived in inebriety, and dedicated to the proposition that all cartoons are created equal. Which doesn’t explain why some of them are so gawdawful, but you gotta start somewhere.

A Threads post celebrating Knowing Is Half the Podcast’s 9-year anniversary, including a picture of the season 6 t-shirt.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

YOU’RE NOT MY DAD! [continues smacking himself in the face with a 2x4]

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

OMG after fully not being able handle rewatching Battlestar Galactica for years now, we finally started the miniseries and there’s a scene where Helo calls Gaius Baltar one of the greatest scientific minds of the colonies AND HOLY SHIT HE’S 100% ELON MUSK. Ron Moore fucking knew. HE KNEW.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Bin Laden had intel that the US was days away from developing photon torpedo tech in the WTC … but y’all ain’t ready for how nuanced *my* take is.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

As similar as the governments are, the people are also pretty same same. I support a foreign policy of putting political leaders into a cage and letting them knife fight over who has the biggest dick while regular folk invite each other over to share all our weird meatball recipes.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Watching Bourdain on Iran (Parts Unknown S4e6 on Max) and what surprises aren’t the differences, but the similarities. Repressive religion, roving gangs of plainclothes militias, people being disappeared. Is Trump bombing Iran because he’s afraid of Israel or just jealous of Iran’s police state?

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

“Congratulations! You are being rescued. Please do not resist.”

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

They were out in force at No Kings downtown yesterday and were calling out *other* petitions to make their own seem legit.

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Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Vetoing an unprovoked political assassination by a client state is the LOWEST bar an American president has had to clear in the history of our nation and it still sounds like bro had to be dragged kicking and screaming over it.

Headline: Trump vetoed Israeli plan to kill Iran’s supreme leader

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