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Amanda

@999happyhops.bsky.social
1.3K followers 456 following 2.5K posts

DisTwitter turned DisSky member living in Massachusetts. Mostly post about cats, politics, Disney, life with a rambunctious dog and assorted randomness. An influencer of nothing and no one, although I'm still waiting for my Timber royalties.

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 9h
I have calming music for dogs on YouTube playing on my TV and the problem is it's calming *me* down too much and I am too sleepy now
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 9h
I see myself in this picture and I do not like it.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's really going to chafe a lot of people's sensibilities
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@yopauliefl.bsky.social I’m predicting a lot of dry humor in this film
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why is my employer 2 day air mailing me a package when I live two miles from work?
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
A close-up of a black cat with his front paws raised above his head, his eyes very wide and his teeth sticking out while his mouth forms a frown. He looks very startled.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYY
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Pusheen Cat Happy Birthday with Hamster
ALT: Pusheen Cat Happy Birthday with Hamster
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Rebecca Brückmann @historleans.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day!
Old but classic meme, screenshot from Facebook. Person A: "I'll keep observing Columbus Day. Thanks." Person B: "What do you do to 'observe' Columbus Day? Get lost in a grocery store looking for spices?"
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The things I wish I could say. Instead I sit quietly and think about the eventual memoir or podcast.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The best part was once the mattress came today, Eloise went into the bedroom, and her butt started shaking so happily like, mom, we’re getting back to normal ☺️
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have a bed! The most comfortable bed I have ever had in my life. The rest of the house is a disaster and I am of course left cleaning it all up, but at least I can have a bedroom that feels normal again and stop sleeping on the couch. It's progress.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Where is old school west coast twitter
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I figured they might resonate with the Disney crowd lol
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That gets here tomorrow morning! Hence the late scramble. I lucked out because the frame wasn’t supposed to get here until Saturday. 
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I AM SO IMPRESSED WITH MYSELF
A photo of a light acorn color bedframe on a multicolor dotted rug. 
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, I wish I had talked to you a day ago! That would have been so smart lol. Luckily, nothing broke because I bought solid wood and it held up ok. I have everything I need laid out. I can do this. 
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aaaaand I dropped the box bringing it in because it weighs almost as much as I do, please let nothing be broken or I may lose what little mind I have left
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I bought a bed frame with Japanese joinery so hopefully it minimizes my crying, I am so spatially challenged
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please pray for me. I have to put together furniture by myself. This is the thing I am worst at. But dammit, I am a strong independent woman. I can fucking do this. 
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is probably going to be the strategy for as long as possible! The eventual concern is frozen pipes which will force my hand. I hate having oil heat in the first place, but given tariffs and everything else, it's too expense to convert to another heat source right now. One day though.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Considering I am now paying for this house on my own and it's going to cost me about $700 a month to pay for oil for heat and hot water (thanks Biden 🙄), I am definitely going to be playing the "how long can I keep the heat off" game this year. Weren't we promised no wars? Did MAGA forget?
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am going to enjoy sunshine and pin trading and a cocktail by the pool and try to regain the identity that was stripped away from me over the years. I am going to eat Homecomin’ chicken. It’s a small step, but it is something. Also, my cousins have had babies, and I will get to meet them!
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So listen everything fucking sucks. But I am going to be in WDW in a month. I am going to see family I haven’t seen in five years since my grandmother died. I don’t know if I will even do the parks; at this point, I will be happy to sit in a hotel and cry with no responsibility for anyone else.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you 🧡🧡🧡
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just feel like such a broken human being. I’m done with life lessons and cancer and tumors and toxic workplaces and I’m just so, so fucking tired.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you 🧡🧡🧡
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She moved out today. A half empty, mess of a house. A destroyed dog. Me, confused and sobbing and heartbroken and grief stricken even if it’s for the best but god I did not deserve this and I do not know how I am going to have the capacity to put myself and the dog and the house together again.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is so much I wish I could say but I probably shouldn’t. So instead I deal with the likely covid she gave me as I sickly prepare for a dumpster to come tomorrow and prepare to hole up in my home office while she packs up to move out in a week, leaving behind so many podcast-worthy questions.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I did not know before this week that dogs could have panic attacks and it’s heartbreaking
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sunday scaries layered with emotional agony and ill advised coping mechanisms on a work night is a great combination. I forgot to eat dinner and it’s too late because GERD. Reminding me I’m old, see above emotional agony. This is great. Also hi Bluesky people.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SAAAAAAAAME
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank you!!
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If ferritin meets this new criteria but hemoglobin is technically “normal” but you’re symptomatic is treatment advised? Put another way, is there a risk of hemoglobin getting too high?
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This week is harder than brain surgery and I’ve actually had brain surgery.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🧡🧡🧡 right there with you, my friend.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hate that someone being alive ruined my already shitty day but here we are.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Love you right back 🧡🧡🧡
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank you 🧡🧡🧡
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🧡🧡🧡
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am so not okay.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I need everything and everyone to stop being a mindfuck, I am too old for this shit and just want to drink my coffee and pet cats and read books and not worry so much about cardiac events all the time.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am rage embodied but on the plus side, I am getting a lot of work and cleaning done.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every year on this day I pull up some original news broadcast from the morning of 9/11 and just sit in it for a bit. It still feels as raw as it does 25 years ago, but now it has all the layers of anger from what has followed in the 25 years after. Also, I miss Peter Jennings.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Ryan Gosling Laughing
ALT: Ryan Gosling Laughing
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dude that’s too wet for him, he wouldn’t get near it.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nothing makes me feel more middle-aged than calming down with my magnesium seltzer.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I hate the stoicism and political bent of Bluesky because I’m deep in my feels and this just isn’t the place for an external processor. So I’ll just say fuck Elon for taking away the good place that covered every base.
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the only acceptable form of drunk driving!
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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am so tired of insomnia.
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