iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Reading a fascinating wordsalad between two people I'm certain are higher than clouds about how "every friends group has a person who has a story about being stranded in Michigan." 1) How did you get to the point of proposing this as a theory? 2) I do have a story about being stranded in Michigan

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A friend whose also Autistic: I wish my girlfriend could just push a button and get a print out of what song I'm listening to and why. Me: *imagining how many times my partners would just get a print out of DDR arrows*

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

AAAAAAAAAAHH please start already!

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

AAAAAAAAGH HURRY UP ALREADY *Ahem* Sorry. (Not really)

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Fuck I wish humans would evolve Cutie Marks. I hate job interviews!

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

@mollyteagan.bsky.social has said nothing but "Batman!" for the past 15 minutes. Help.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Being sick sucks. Being sick alone sucks even more. /whining off

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This lizard puts up with a lot of my shit >.> #BeardedDragon

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My ponysona IS an Alicorn...

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

@mollyteagan.bsky.social convinced me to adopt a self-care pet. It's actually kind of working? Talking to a bird about why eating is iffy is weird but it helps? Anyway, anyone wanna be self-care birb friends?

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just told my boss "Sorry, forgot which person I'm being right now."

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

These look like a Nightmare. I'm direly curious.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Justice and Perseverance. Well, can't say I'm not opinionated and barrel-bottomless.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

@taratheredmage.tarab.gay takes new best Cards Against Humanity answer ever.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Dear parents: When your child is asked to stop touching someone the correct response is not "Excited child does what want" It's "Name, stop." Further, when an employee of the store asks you to pay the response is to pay, not to roll your eyes, say "Whatever happened to the village?" and continue.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Heir to Strahd von Zarovich. Welcome to Barovia.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Okay but what if I changed my middle name to Bucket?

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

So for me it was the Power Rangers novels and that kids body swapping series that was popular in the early 90s. I'd leave them in the library so my grandparents wouldn't get mad. >.>

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I'm sorry, how does one collide with the moon? Doesn't "collide" imply not seeing or being unable to dodge or...Okay maybe I'm just dumb but how do you accidentally hit the freaking moon?

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I was born in the 80s. I remember life before the internet itself. I have lived without AI before and I would like to continue doing so. Also, I'm anti-AI. Like most people who are anti-a thing, I don't actually use it?

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Dear society: "I'm going to tell your boss you didn't sell me beer!" is not a threat. Please, PLEASE tell my boss I did not break state law to sell you shitty alcohol. There is no outcome of that action where I don't win.

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

OH FUCK, it's Shen's birthday and I accidentally dropped the link to her passion project in this post... Clumsy me.... Please don't click it (👀👀) and read the comic in its entirety (👀👀👀👀) birdhavencomic.com

birdhavencomic.com

Birdhaven

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Whoever created these ducks is amazing. So many of these videos have literally explained myself to me. youtube.com/shorts/wBSZl...

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Shower thoughts (explained by ducks)

YouTube video by diplomaduck

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It's lowkey frustrating that, despite all the years doing paperwork for various jobs, my handwriting still more closely resembles an abstraction of a cat fight done in glitter than it does an attempt at communication.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Oh look I'm BS famous now I guess. This is me! lmao

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Eh, worse fates are possible.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I feel like if I ever change species I'm kinda cornered into giraffe. Look at that "Just because: No." face. They have the contrary.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The problem with falling in love with a fictional world is that the creator eventually stops creating. Then you just leave a piece of your heart there, walk away and find a new book to give part of yourself to.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Most people replay conversations and make their "shoulda said that" lists in the shower. I run mine while reorganizing a convenience store.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Pop-Tarts continues to taunt me. Y'all will put grape in a stupid kids dollar store puzzle but not sell it!

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I used to go stand in line outside the local collectables store with my grandmother before school to buy Beanie Babies on their release days for my Aunt.

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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Alright, I need to have A Talk with Starbucks. I don't know what it is but they are deathly allergic to the concept of no whipped cream. -_-

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Double checked. Still stupid.

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

New life rule: No relationship maintenance before noon. My head hurts. >.>

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

*grumbles about being called out* Nobody ever appreciates my status as a walking Pokemon encyclopedia...

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

So the building next to ours--a standalone condo--is currently filling with water. The plumbers outside swearing because they cannot figure out where to turn it off advertise "Only our reputation leaks."

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Kieran Stay @8611945.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

So you know how sometimes when people are dodging legal service the judge will tell you to put an ad in the paper and consider them served? Is there a version of that for "I'm sorry I was an asshole alcoholic" talks? Can I just vaguepost somewhere and call it?

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