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852dude

@852dude.bsky.social
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 59m
Very awkward birthday dinner for boy last night. We did it with his mom. She was an absolute bitch to the wait staff. I wanted to crawl under the table in embarrassment. "This isnt a skinny margarita. It has 15 grams more sugar" Ok lady. Calm the fuck down. You are not a magic sucrose counter.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 1h
3,500 years ago: obsessed with tablets Right now in 2026: obssesd with tablets.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 1h
Look. Hes just exploring his identity. He doesnt want to be at the awards show. He wants to be at home watching premium high quality TV.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15h
HBO Max is set to be renamed to HBO DanceSky: Regulators Paramount Up!
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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 15h
i think space marines would be less problematic if the empreror of mankind had allowed them to be gay
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 15h
bsky.app/profile/meid...
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 15h
Nah, we'll just fuck up her execution and live stream this other one.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 15h
Couldn't do a firing squad for the lady who actually requested one for her heinous crimes.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 15h
This man has ruined his brand, so pay him stupid money I guess.
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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 22h
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 15h
That looks like a friendly cat snake.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 16h
Do they have loose neck skin? No. Do they look anything close to a normal human being? Also, No.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 16h
This is a post about the Kennedy center board of directors.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 16h
I'd rather age naturally than subject myself to "beauty" treatments that have me looking like Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre under sunlight.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 18h
Huh. Odd choice. Is he doing a tax dodge?
David Silva joins Hong Kong football team Supreme Shatin
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 18h
My spinklers are blown out. Sprinkler use after october 8th? Absolutely could not be me. My shit is dry.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 20h
My mom brought my kikt with her. I should get it dry cleaned.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 20h
🎶thats my daughter, in the water🎶
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In this case, absolutely. Let the grass die amd ban golf while we're at it.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not me making note of which sidewalks are wet from obvious overnight sprinkler use and contacting the water authority. Couldn't be me.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its gonna be a long day.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It also went to the wrong house. So I had a fun mission around the neighborhood in the pitch black this morning... trying to match the picture that definitely wasn't taken at my place to the patio furniture of my neighbors in a 3 block radius.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At least its here!
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My mums bag arrived at 235am. It has been a shit night.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So... you're telling me a crab gooned in this rag...?
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On Amazon mate.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right now... its "Daughter" by Loudon Wainwright III
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The way my lip instantly curled and just stayed there.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do love the anti 82 ad tho. That dude who's like "we already have natural gas" sends me every time. Yes we do my guy. Yes we do.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I bet the billionaires funding the anti 87 shit have spent more money on their tv spots than they ever will in the tax increase. I almost guarantee it.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also. The Gabe evans ads are bad. You get the impression that the actors hes hired dont even like him. I yearn for a corona commercial. But wait. Here comes another ad telling us why raising taxes on multi millionaires is bad. What a waste of money.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You kinda feel bad for like, the beer companies and the toilet paper manufacturers who cant buy a TV ad right now because of the wall to wall politics slop. Some people just want to sell some shit man. But instead Gabe Evans brought up all the air time.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have been accurately pigeonholed.
Departments
Books & Literature

Interests and Hobbies
Reads Extensively Across Genres

Product Preferences
Favors Science Fiction Literature

Product Preferences'
Building comprehensive science fiction collection
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My moms bag is finally in colorado. It is coming to us. And will be here by 1130pm.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Redwall, LoTR, Shannara.. shit. Even fucking Narnia. There is way more to read than Harry fucking Potter.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everything in Dragonlance and the forgotten realms too. Icewind dale trilogy as an 11 year old goes unbelievably hard.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he definitely found the leak though.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is 100% bluesky content
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So... you're telling me a crab gooned in this rag...?
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My sister already has a new boyfriend. Lets hope she doesn't immediately marry this one.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My tattoo artist is getting rid of a bunch of his coils. And I know I have absolutely no use for any of them, but I kinda want to own a piece of tattoo history because some serious people made his machines.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"We should have kept HK"
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*nods* cherry bees.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
no, she declared them.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If the white rabbit candy company wants to expand their reach on niche social media site bsky.app then i am available and willing to receive payment in condensed milk candy.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"We have investigated ourselves and found no indication of wrongdoing."
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucking bag is still in Minneapolis. It has not moved.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Im taking my mom shopping on Alaskan Airlines dime today. I am taking the day off work to accomplish this.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Matchbox 20 and Third Eye Blind occupy the same space in my brain. They are effectively the same band as far as my head is concerned.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yall. LFG
White rabbit from China. Hokey Pokey crunch from New Zealand.
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