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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 10h

Nah, we'll just fuck up her execution and live stream this other one.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 10h

Couldn't do a firing squad for the lady who actually requested one for her heinous crimes.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 11h

This man has ruined his brand, so pay him stupid money I guess.

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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 18h

This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...

an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 11h

That looks like a friendly cat snake.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 12h

Do they have loose neck skin? No. Do they look anything close to a normal human being? Also, No.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 12h

This is a post about the Kennedy center board of directors.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 12h

I'd rather age naturally than subject myself to "beauty" treatments that have me looking like Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre under sunlight.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 14h

Huh. Odd choice. Is he doing a tax dodge?

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 14h

My spinklers are blown out. Sprinkler use after october 8th? Absolutely could not be me. My shit is dry.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 15h

My mom brought my kikt with her. I should get it dry cleaned.

852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 16h

🎶thats my daughter, in the water🎶

852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 20h

In this case, absolutely. Let the grass die amd ban golf while we're at it.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 20h

Not me making note of which sidewalks are wet from obvious overnight sprinkler use and contacting the water authority. Couldn't be me.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 21h

Its gonna be a long day.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 21h

It also went to the wrong house. So I had a fun mission around the neighborhood in the pitch black this morning... trying to match the picture that definitely wasn't taken at my place to the patio furniture of my neighbors in a 3 block radius.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 22h

My mums bag arrived at 235am. It has been a shit night.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 22h

Right now... its "Daughter" by Loudon Wainwright III

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The way my lip instantly curled and just stayed there.

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I do love the anti 82 ad tho. That dude who's like "we already have natural gas" sends me every time. Yes we do my guy. Yes we do.

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I bet the billionaires funding the anti 87 shit have spent more money on their tv spots than they ever will in the tax increase. I almost guarantee it.

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Also. The Gabe evans ads are bad. You get the impression that the actors hes hired dont even like him. I yearn for a corona commercial. But wait. Here comes another ad telling us why raising taxes on multi millionaires is bad. What a waste of money.

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You kinda feel bad for like, the beer companies and the toilet paper manufacturers who cant buy a TV ad right now because of the wall to wall politics slop. Some people just want to sell some shit man. But instead Gabe Evans brought up all the air time.

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I have been accurately pigeonholed.

Departments
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Interests and Hobbies
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Building comprehensive science fiction collection

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My moms bag is finally in colorado. It is coming to us. And will be here by 1130pm.

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Redwall, LoTR, Shannara.. shit. Even fucking Narnia. There is way more to read than Harry fucking Potter.

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Everything in Dragonlance and the forgotten realms too. Icewind dale trilogy as an 11 year old goes unbelievably hard.

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he definitely found the leak though.

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this is 100% bluesky content

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My sister already has a new boyfriend. Lets hope she doesn't immediately marry this one.

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My tattoo artist is getting rid of a bunch of his coils. And I know I have absolutely no use for any of them, but I kinda want to own a piece of tattoo history because some serious people made his machines.

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If the white rabbit candy company wants to expand their reach on niche social media site bsky.app then i am available and willing to receive payment in condensed milk candy.

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