Reposted by Can’t stop addicted to the shampooCan’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 11/09/2025did something happen? i’ve been stranded in the Alps after disaster struck my father’s retirement party and everyone on every platform is talking about Star Trek for some reason 011
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 02/09/2026there is no current Surgeon General of the United States; ergo, drinking during pregnancy is fine 000
Reposted by Can’t stop addicted to the shampooJersey Melee! @jersey-melee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Jersey community has made the decision to ban controller notches in all our future tournaments. More information here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...docs.google.comNotches ban statementBan Announcement Controller notches will be banned in all tournaments organized by Jersey TOs starting September 1st, 2026. No end date for the ban is planned at this time. By “notches”, we mean ... 2102
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Stare ye at the moon, and weep. Dolly’s revenge begins 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 18/08/2026groundhog day but the moral lesson you have to learn in order to break out of the time loop is that suicide is bad ass 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 12/08/2026you’d think after dying like dogs every other month in the summer for five years consecutive, europeans would’ve learned about window mounted ac units 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 19/07/2026world fifa final i just hope both teams languish 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 13/07/2026another classic beetlemoses banger. when will he miss 030
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 30/06/2026hey man you wanna go watch a bunch of gay turbonerds jack each other off in the middle of an unshaded field in the middle of a swamp in the middle of a heat wave in the middle of summer 020
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 09/06/2026the pat mcfee simulcast is worth checking in on, just so you can see how outlandishly red that guy is 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 02/05/2026economists are saying we’re in what’s called a “carbon monoxide” economy, where the economy is like a room that is filling with carbon monoxide. and every so often you hear beeps warning you to get out, but if you point them out everyone gets pissed at you for harshing their high 010
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 14/03/2026“Scatman’s World” by renowned jazz pianist and scatman, Scatman John, paints an idyllic picture of a post-scarcity, cosmopolitan utopia 000
Reposted by Can’t stop addicted to the shampoodisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Can we normalize warfare? 129516
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 19/12/2025it really is the gift that keeps on giving 010
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 07/10/2025why are teams so desperate to win the Stanley Cup when they can just walk into any Walmart and pick up a Yeti for like 40 bucks? 150
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 03/10/2025“I go home to the boy from the Chiefs / You’re nothing but a big old beetch” DAMN Taylor is COOKING on this new album 011
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 11/09/2025did something happen? i’ve been stranded in the Alps after disaster struck my father’s retirement party and everyone on every platform is talking about Star Trek for some reason 011
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 12/08/2025imagine slipping into AI induced psychosis. just slip into regular psychosis like the rest of us. grow up 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 11/08/2025disc horse bot you have to stop. you smoke too tuff. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you 130
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 17/04/2025i have a flight today i hope it’s me 030
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 03/04/2025this is the biggest storm in recent memory until like a month from now 010
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 17/03/2025just talked with a guy in the elevator who came back from kroger (presumably the goss avenue one) who said the egg prices there were 7 bucks for a dozen. yeouch! 020
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 14/03/2025the moons gone why are you tweeting 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 11/02/20252025 jerry seinfeld be like: “what’s the deal with airplane… crashes? 😔” 010
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 07/02/2025wait i thought the football players were actually in love… they just do it for money? 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 30/01/2025even as our rights are stripped and our institutions erode… those selfish prudes still won’t bring back the original loko 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 30/01/2025idk if i’ve seen “box set” as a past participle like that 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 14/01/2025i already had truth social cuz i use it to promote my dog grooming business and i can confirm it is real and he did post that fr 130
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 11/01/2025the only people who say “indisputable” are football commentators, and they don’t really seem to know what it means 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 10/01/2025why don’t we take the snow from the east and give it to the fires of the west 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 11/12/2024i do this but with the ronald mcdonald house donation jar 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Breaking News: PayPal CEO founder and tech billionaire genius Elon Musk is building electric vehicles and landing rockets to show what reusability means in the 21st century. #wow #epic #heckinawesome 020
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 20/11/2024she I-ing my P till i’m like “Suite” 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 16/11/2024sometimes i throw flash bangs in the corner so it looks like im using them 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 12/09/2024i try not to think of such things 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 08/08/2024yooooo i saw this one on twitter earlier today too!! and the one about mount saint helens!! crazy!! 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 07/08/2024y’all gotta stop writing fan fiction for elected officials 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 30/07/2024one thing i quite respect about indeed dot com is how you’ll type keywords into the job search bar and then it will just completely ignore them and show you some unrelated shit 000
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 26/07/2024not me, i was shoving anything and everything in my mouf as a wee child 020
Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 20/07/2024oh my god jared leto can i go to ur island 220
