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Grindle

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I'm finally free! What sins will we commit today? Adept of the root system and the fruit system.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I want to be the kind of vegan who eats a healthy breakfast with eggs every day.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you want good toilet paper in your household, you go out and buy it before somebody else resupplies.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It wouldn't be the first time I've fantasized about beds made of flesh. It would be so wonderful and comfy.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The bed makes itself and tucks you in when you have a genetically engineered slab of flesh with a nervous system and empathy. The responsive muscular surface supports the spine very well. It learns. We eat the same things for the most part too.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How the hell are fish so fast? Something plops into the water and they're instantly jetting around. I swear they have more agility than birds. Goddamned fish, so ugly but gracefully motile.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hell yeah. Now I want some of that stuff on the big shelf.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I found mayonnaise that I did not buy in the fridge. Permanent brain damage. I have a history of mayonnaise-related trauma. I stopped crying after a while. Yeah, it's traumatizing.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"There was an issue with your payment information. The contract has thus been paused." *Your tables and chairs melt into gray sludge* "You have 30 days to resubmit your payment information."
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Very good and free to watch. How do they make it work?
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Banning mayonnaise wouldn't solve the problem because there would be retaliation.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you put mayonnaise on food, you are an enemy of humankind and the new gods will not forgive you.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The a large bear fly to the mountain. The scavengers climb the bear to pick rare treasures from it is fur as it sleep.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I can't wait to see Todd Howard's leather jacket when the time comes to reveal a working TES6.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Buses and airplanes are identical. There is not a single difference between them.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hate it when people say I'm not allowed to say perfectionism is a flaw of mine. You fucking bigots. It is a major flaw.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Real man have panini or vignette and don't care because good realness is in the actions, not in the hole
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shawn
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My discomfort is not with me. Do we have innovation in the liminal spaces scene? No more empty rooms please, unless something novel can be done with them. Flesh horror died because the aesthetic alone couldn't carry it.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Say the word! Liminal! Liminal! Yes! Haha! Liminal! Empty hallways! I'm tired. I'm scared. I'm afraid. Empty hotel lobby! Empty airport! Playground at night! It makes the space feel even more unnatural. Repeating fragments about how uncanny it is to find an empty place that ordinarily is bustling.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And even knowing all that, you're going to keep settling for a stagnant life because merely attempting to move yourself into better circumstances is not on the path of least resistance.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There are periods of time where you think you're terrible and are right. And then you try to change, get high on the satisfaction of doing the right thing, quit trying, and slide back into badness because you never had the discipline to commit to anything that is good but doesn't feel good.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sloth is perhaps one of the worst things one can be guilty of because it ruins you but doesn't tangibly harm you or anybody else until suddenly you're sad and angry about wasted time.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think McDonald's doesn't have a good reason to bring back the fun gimmicks and decor since we're so fast now and the kids each have a personal touchscreen with maximum engagement optimizations anyway.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm proud to have seen some words today and read them. It was hard because they were pink and hand drawn. Nonetheless, I endured.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just discovered Windows key + Home. I'm elated.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We are small people, right? Not big like the bears and the biggest fishes.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wonder if CEOs are not evil and I'm just out of touch with that life.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Steel Ball Run good good very good
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
People with NPD are naturally abusive. It's in their nature.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I saw some AB testing happening on YouTube and I felt an obligation to click only when the thumbnail I preferred loaded.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You love being alive? Then name every living person.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine if your email client had daily login bonuses, flashy animations, and engagement optimization. Would you check your emails every day? Now how about if each read email has a chance to drop a loot box?
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As I stand in a dank cellar, bound in shackles, my captor brings a spoonful of white sauce to my mouth. My nose twitches. It's mayonnaise. I scream. 2 kicks to the shin. They try again. I hold back my tears as I swallow.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know if I'm seeing something weird. It's as if gay female relationships are celebrated just because men like to see twice as many women, whereas gay male relationships get less favorable treatment. This has nothing to do with me. Just something I'm noticing. I swear I'm only about 3% gay.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, I shouldn't have gotten white headphones. It really doesn't look good when the poop stains get on them.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some men discovered self-care and made it weird and stupid with all this "maxxing" stuff.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the a large bear climb the tree eat the berries catch the fish
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You want a sandwich with mayonnaise? No. What have you done to deserve mayonnaise? You deserve better. Let's get you a gulab jamun.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The middle path is based. I have to get back on it. Trying hard at a diet and failing only ends in tears.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can't do anything about the person threatening to put mayonnaise in you sandwich until after they've done it.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I can't get my shit together right now, then I'll no doubt fail in January.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no. What is Activision doing? Will Halo be okay? No! But let's wait and see how bad it can get!
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe it is okay to do evil if you'll make money and you won't face consequences. And then it's no longer evil since it's plain good for you.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mario fans are not greedy just because they want a new 3D Mario. You might be naive or willfully ignorant if your argument is that they should be happy with the latest sports game just because the word "Mario" is in its name.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How will the Sift work when it comes to Minecraft? It's all about souls, but Minecraft doesn't have a soul meter or artifacts. I'm not sure what will change with Flow, Thrive, and Endure other than enemy spawning rules.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm a fraud. I've been trying and failing for months to win as Huntress with 3 challenges in Shattered Pixel Dungeon.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bottled water is not a fuck 👎
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I unsubscribed by mistake, please sign me up again
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halo Studios. There are infertile hens in the henhouse. There is a venomous spider in the big chair. The decaying corpse of a stranger wears the face of the IP.
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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lying and half-assing got trendy with the popularization of AI. But you and I were ahead of the times, right? We were always good at that. However, we're being outdone now.
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