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I found mayonnaise that I did not buy in the fridge. Permanent brain damage. I have a history of mayonnaise-related trauma. I stopped crying after a while. Yeah, it's traumatizing.

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"There was an issue with your payment information. The contract has thus been paused." *Your tables and chairs melt into gray sludge* "You have 30 days to resubmit your payment information."

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Banning mayonnaise wouldn't solve the problem because there would be retaliation.

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If you put mayonnaise on food, you are an enemy of humankind and the new gods will not forgive you.

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The a large bear fly to the mountain. The scavengers climb the bear to pick rare treasures from it is fur as it sleep.

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I can't wait to see Todd Howard's leather jacket when the time comes to reveal a working TES6.

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Buses and airplanes are identical. There is not a single difference between them.

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I hate it when people say I'm not allowed to say perfectionism is a flaw of mine. You fucking bigots. It is a major flaw.

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Real man have panini or vignette and don't care because good realness is in the actions, not in the hole

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Say the word! Liminal! Liminal! Yes! Haha! Liminal! Empty hallways! I'm tired. I'm scared. I'm afraid. Empty hotel lobby! Empty airport! Playground at night! It makes the space feel even more unnatural. Repeating fragments about how uncanny it is to find an empty place that ordinarily is bustling.

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Sloth is perhaps one of the worst things one can be guilty of because it ruins you but doesn't tangibly harm you or anybody else until suddenly you're sad and angry about wasted time.

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I think McDonald's doesn't have a good reason to bring back the fun gimmicks and decor since we're so fast now and the kids each have a personal touchscreen with maximum engagement optimizations anyway.

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I'm proud to have seen some words today and read them. It was hard because they were pink and hand drawn. Nonetheless, I endured.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I just discovered Windows key + Home. I'm elated.

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We are small people, right? Not big like the bears and the biggest fishes.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I wonder if CEOs are not evil and I'm just out of touch with that life.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Steel Ball Run good good very good

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

People with NPD are naturally abusive. It's in their nature.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I saw some AB testing happening on YouTube and I felt an obligation to click only when the thumbnail I preferred loaded.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You love being alive? Then name every living person.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Imagine if your email client had daily login bonuses, flashy animations, and engagement optimization. Would you check your emails every day? Now how about if each read email has a chance to drop a loot box?

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

As I stand in a dank cellar, bound in shackles, my captor brings a spoonful of white sauce to my mouth. My nose twitches. It's mayonnaise. I scream. 2 kicks to the shin. They try again. I hold back my tears as I swallow.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I don't know if I'm seeing something weird. It's as if gay female relationships are celebrated just because men like to see twice as many women, whereas gay male relationships get less favorable treatment. This has nothing to do with me. Just something I'm noticing. I swear I'm only about 3% gay.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah, I shouldn't have gotten white headphones. It really doesn't look good when the poop stains get on them.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Some men discovered self-care and made it weird and stupid with all this "maxxing" stuff.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the a large bear climb the tree eat the berries catch the fish

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You want a sandwich with mayonnaise? No. What have you done to deserve mayonnaise? You deserve better. Let's get you a gulab jamun.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The middle path is based. I have to get back on it. Trying hard at a diet and failing only ends in tears.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We can't do anything about the person threatening to put mayonnaise in you sandwich until after they've done it.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If I can't get my shit together right now, then I'll no doubt fail in January.

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Oh no. What is Activision doing? Will Halo be okay? No! But let's wait and see how bad it can get!

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Maybe it is okay to do evil if you'll make money and you won't face consequences. And then it's no longer evil since it's plain good for you.

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Mario fans are not greedy just because they want a new 3D Mario. You might be naive or willfully ignorant if your argument is that they should be happy with the latest sports game just because the word "Mario" is in its name.

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How will the Sift work when it comes to Minecraft? It's all about souls, but Minecraft doesn't have a soul meter or artifacts. I'm not sure what will change with Flow, Thrive, and Endure other than enemy spawning rules.

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm a fraud. I've been trying and failing for months to win as Huntress with 3 challenges in Shattered Pixel Dungeon.

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Bottled water is not a fuck 👎

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I unsubscribed by mistake, please sign me up again

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Grindle @64a.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Halo Studios. There are infertile hens in the henhouse. There is a venomous spider in the big chair. The decaying corpse of a stranger wears the face of the IP.

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Lying and half-assing got trendy with the popularization of AI. But you and I were ahead of the times, right? We were always good at that. However, we're being outdone now.

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Make sure to report your therapist immediately if they say some unscientific bullshit.

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So Minecraft Dungeons 2 is actually a bad game. That's fine. At least The Sift is coming to Minecraft.

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