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Hellbender

@605qu3.bsky.social
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Delete accounts. Change providers. Buy local. Make it yourself. Their only language is money and it’s time we make them scream. You’d tell a friend if they had spinach in their teeth, so let them know if they have nazis in their feed!

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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Again Bezos demonstrates that he’s got the spine of a wet saltine cracker. He’s a coward, a thief, and a traitor to our country. Pretty sure I pay more taxes than he does.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
My first beehive! I’ve been beekeeping with my dad since 2007 but only got my own place a few years ago. Between two kids and a bunch of other yard projects, I just haven’t been able to get a hive set up until now. I planted a 100’ x 12’ wildflower meadow strip for them. More to come! #Beekeeping
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
“Hauling ass” and “dragging ass” are semi-literal equivalents but figurative opposites.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
To be fair a lot of trash does float. I bet the driver does.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
What a disgusting mouth breathing, bottom feeding catfish in human clothing. He’s a walking (barely) urinal cake.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Anyone else feel bad for the mosquitos in DC getting wasted after biting Hegseth?
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It probably sounded like “Imunuh hook you upta uh polygiraffe” when he slurred it out though.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Fuck delta air lines. I’ve been sitting on a plane for 5 hours and haven’t left the ground. This was only a 4 hour flight: We’ve deplaned twice. Right when we were about to leave the second time, the pilots “realized” they would be going over on duty hours. Back to gate. Fuck delta air lines.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Some serious shit must go down behind these doors.
A confusing sign above a pair of double doors that appears to say, “Emergency Restrooms”.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Just got back from Paris. Every time I heard a siren I thought Jason Bourne was in trouble.
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several police cars are driving down a street and one has a license plate that says rx61 wbs
ALT: several police cars are driving down a street and one has a license plate that says rx61 wbs
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 16/02/2025
#ICYMI: ProPublica has confirmed the names and roles of more than 30 Musk-affiliated staffers who are helping the world’s richest man dismantle or downsize federal agencies one by one.
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The Staffers Helping Elon Musk Dismantle and Downsize the U.S. Government, One Agency at a Time
Musk and his lieutenants are reshaping the government and its mission with the blessing of President Trump. ProPublica has confirmed the names and roles of more than 30 staffers affiliated with the…
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I seriously feel for the factory workers that have to spend all day toiling away on making giant scrotums for giant dicks (the drivers) with no understanding of why.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
We need to combine the feathers with some tar and go 1776 on their asses
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Cheryl Fucking Hines has ruined Curb Your Enthusiasm for me. She and her brain worm addled husband deserve the suffering coming for us due to this kamikaze of HHS. I’m sure they’ll keep a stash of antibiotics while we watch our quality of life plummet until we die of treatable illnesses.
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a man in a striped sweater holds a pitchfork
ALT: a man in a striped sweater holds a pitchfork
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Sister doesn’t realize she hasn’t stepped foot on an unhackable vehicle in years
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Jeff (Hot Type) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Vice-Chancellor Robert Habeck after Vance: "That is not conservative, or what conservative once meant. That is authoritarian-revolutionary" and "a new form of technological money aristocracy." Habeck bezeichnet US-Regierung als "autoritär-revolutionär" www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
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Robert Habeck: Vizekanzler nennt Verhalten der US-Regierung "autoritär-revolutionär"
Robert Habeck zeigt sich im ZEIT-Podcast "Alles gesagt?" wegen der Äußerungen von J.D. Vance äußerst besorgt. Die Lage erinnere ihn an "Feudalismus" und "Oligarchie".
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 15/02/2025
"This is not a one-off; remember that Vance has been suggesting since at least 2021 that a re-elected Donald Trump should defy the courts. It’s unconscionable for any lawyer to do this, let alone a lawyer who is the vice president of the United States."
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JD Vance Wants a Constitutional Crisis
But what he *needs* is to bone up on the separation of powers.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Misleading headline: the couchfucker’s owners want a constitutional crisis.
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
15 February 1944 | A Polish woman Natalia Hiszpańska (b. 1904) perished in the Auschwitz camp hospital. She was an architect, a scout leader and a second lieutenant. She was engaged in resistance activities during the war. In the camp from 25 August 1943. No. 55813.
Vintage portrait of a woman wearing a dark sweater and a decorative brooch, featuring a neutral background.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social could you let me know which vendor is most beneficial to you for me to buy ebooks and audiobooks of your work?
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Thank you for sharing this! I’ve been trying to find a battle tested recipe for this and I’m excited to give this a try.
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Eric Feltman @chefericfeltman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
🥚 A luxurious French classic with a creamy, velvety custard and a crisp caramelized sugar crust, perfect for an elegant dessert. Crème Brûlée Recipe follows 🍽️🍜👨‍🍳🐝🦋
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It’s a fair question the kid posed. Who has the magat ever helped a day in his “life”?
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
What am I doing that I’ve worn off these letters in just 7 months? Am I typing wrong?
A keyboard with two inexplicably worn off letters (A & S)
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This gave me a nice laugh to start the day! Solid advice either way.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Can’t imagine a better dish for a cold and rainy night like this one!
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Eric Feltman @chefericfeltman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
🐄 The mark of a good Cottage Pie is its rich, meaty filling, thickened just enough to cradle a golden crust of buttery mashed potatoes. Here’s this Yank’s take. I can already hear the collective groans—but it’s made with the utmost respect (and just a touch of irreverence). Recipe follows 🍽️🍜👨‍🍳🐝🦋
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It's awards season. Please consider nominating my novel Absolution in any of the following categories: 1--Persistent Use of Fuck, 2--Alligator!, 3--Cannibalism, 4--Use of the Semiotics of UN Base Structures Imposed on Foreign Landscapes, 5--Going For It, Hard.
Absolution cover with alligator.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Looks incredible! I just got a good deal of venison from a friend who hunts locally, so this will be perfect.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Thank you! Printing this one for the family cookbook binder.
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Eric Feltman @chefericfeltman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
🥐 A breakfast sandwich should be more than just a rushed meal. This croissant creation combines the smoky spice of Italian sausage with the delicate silkiness of soft scrambled eggs and the gentle bitterness of wilted spinach. Smoked Gouda adds a creamy, slightly nutty finish. Recipe follows 🍽️🍜👨‍🍳🐝🦋
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
That oughta keep you up
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The furniture in the Oval Office just breathed a collective sigh of relief
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I wouldn’t assume that you’re evil though. I get the sense that you don’t like engaging in meaningful dialogue. That’s a limiting characteristic that plagued me for years too.
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Rosemoon @constancespry.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
“So point and laugh for a minute. Then tar and feather. Then toss them in rehab. I am not joking.” open.substack.com/pub/skyfishi...
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All Billionaires Are Addicts
and they should be treated like it
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This was a great exchange to read between you two. I love seeing this kind of conversation happening.
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Rgr Historian @rgrhistorian.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Must be that the people at the National Weather Service & Hurricane Center were a serious threat to American "values," as defined by a drug-addicted South African billionaire.
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Rgr Historian @rgrhistorian.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
"Judge pauses Trump plan to put USAID staff on leave" The courts appear to be all the is preserving the rule of law in the United States, since the Republican-controlled Congress have willingly cucked themselves to Trump. www.cnbc.com/2025/02/07/t...
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Judge pauses Trump plan to put USAID staff on leave
Judge Carl Nichols said he would be entering a "very limited" temporary restraining order directed at the 2,200 at-risk USAID workers.
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Rgr Historian @rgrhistorian.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I try to remain level-headed. VP's post is to gauge public opinion on ignoring the courts, which equates to the destruction of a check on power as laid out in the Constitution. Anyone who took the oath of service to defend the Constitution would be required to respond.
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Ben Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com · 03/02/2025
film still #41 Britt and Gwendolyn. #severance
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Your outie has a distinguished sense of fashion for all occasions
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Liddle Lady ✨ @liddlest.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
thinking of being a night gardener for halloween this year. #Severance
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My son got a pic of a snowy rainbow this morning.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I feel you - gotta be careful who you follow and what you like if you want to avoid politics because so many of us are here fleeing other platforms over political issues. I have another account where I only follow non political feeds so I can have my eyes bleached periodically.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Eggstraordinary!
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Ellen L. Weintraub @ellenlweintraub.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
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Hellbender @605qu3.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This is alarming to me. The christofascist, militant magats are somehow feeling oppressed and are about to declare a holy war.
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Trump tells prayer breakfast he wants to root out 'anti-Christian bias' and urges 'bring God back'
President Donald Trump says at a private religious group's Washington prayer breakfast he's forming a commission on religious liberty.
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