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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 04/10/2026

Me to myself 5 minutes after dropping anything in the group chat.

Woody in True Detective saying "I just want you to stop saying odd shit". I love you.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 27/09/2026

When mom brings the Pizza Rolls fresh out the oven to my friends and I during the sleepover.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 27/09/2026

BREAKING: After making 2 touchdowns for the first time this season, Aaron Rodgers announces that he is unretired.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 20/09/2026

BREAKING: Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers announces retirement mid-game against the New England Patriots.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: The Denver Broncos have made a game-time decision, and Mitch McConnell (DT) has been medically cleared to play in tonight's game.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 08/09/2026

Jaxson Dart watching himself get concussed in the first half this Sunday.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 07/09/2026

My pizza rolls fresh out of the the microwave.

A picture of UT player Arch Manning on the ground surrounded by some sort of ethereal fog.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 03/09/2026

Jed York on his way to the trailer park

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 03/09/2026

The fate of the NBA is at stake.

A picture of Naruto and Sasuke with faces of Adam Silver and Steve Ballmer poorly superimposed over them.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 02/09/2026

The Patriots will miss the playoffs.

Hannibal Burress with the caption "Why are you booing me? I'm right."

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 02/09/2026

BREAKING: The Santa Clara Substation has been awarded the Defensive Player of the Year.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 13/08/2026

BREAKING: The Sacramento Kings have been eliminated from playoff contention.

Russel Westbrook, with a standard declaring the kings have been eliminated from the playoffs.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 02/08/2026

"Why do I taste metal all day during training?"

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 24/07/2026

BREAKING: Former Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo arrested for being too cool of a guy.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 21/07/2026

It's literally never been more over.

Screenshot of news article saying Nick Sirianni discovered ChatGPT on July 20th 2026

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 02/07/2026

Me watching all my friends getting way too into soccer.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 26/06/2026

Us trying to mental math the new NBA draft lottery odds.

Woman looking at a screen, with "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK" reflected on the large sunglasses she's wearing

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 12/06/2026

MFW someone says "Knicks in 6" without a silly little limerick.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 11/06/2026

When she sees me open my 12th Coors Light at the local Little League series (I don't have a kid)

Taylor Swift, looking in awe in the distance.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 11/06/2026

HFW I order 3lbs of brisket for myself on the first date.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 18/05/2026

BREAKING: Florida federal judge unseals Lane Kiffin's files in the new Ole Miss accusations #LanestienFiles

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 10/05/2026

BREAKING: The Sacramento #Kings preemptively announce that they're out of the 2027 season playoffs.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 10/05/2026

BREAKING: After returning to a strategic role at Google to head the Gemini program, Larry Page announces that he is pivoting to become the next head coach of the football program at Michigan, his undergraduate alma mater.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 05/05/2026

May the 4th calls for the best starwars meme

Anakin "killing" (drinking) Yuengling beers

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 26/04/2026

Nikola Jokic looks more and more like Gru from the Minions each day.

Nikola Jokic wearing a striped scarf that is suspiciously similar to that of Gru from the Minions.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 19/04/2026

BREAKING: #Lakers player Bronny James announces his retirement from the NBA.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 18/04/2026

BREAKING: Adam Silver announces LeBron James' retirement from the NBA.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 18/04/2026

#Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards should just go for it and tell his children he loves them. Small children have no idea when you're lying to them. #NBA www.5thquartersports.com/article/ba…

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 17/04/2026

Doc Rivers, coach of the Milwaukee #Bucks announces his retirement from coaching. He also announces that he is a free agent for the 2027 #NBA draft class. www.5thquartersports.com/article/ba…

Doc Rivers Announces Retirement From Coaching, Plans To Return as a Free Agent

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 17/04/2026

BREAKING: #Clippers player Ben Simmons to become moderator of the /r/antiwork subreddit. We support his evangelization of the #antiwork movement. www.5thquartersports.com/article/ba…

Ben Simmons to Join /r/antiwork Moderation Staff

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 16/04/2026

An Empirical Study of Lightpole Lubricant in Philadelphia. Grease them poles to save some lives, #Eagles fans are like squirrel, they have an instinct to climb. www.5thquartersports.com/article/fo…

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 16/04/2026

Josh Hokit is the final form of the WWE-ification of the UFC. UFC 327 was the best and worst fight I've seen in years. www.5thquartersports.com/article/co…

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 15/04/2026

Taxation is theft. Fuck the IRS. Free ball knowledge and NBA bets below 👇 www.5thquartersports.com/article/ba…

NBA Playoffs: Do Meaningful Games Mean Betting Opportunity?

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 15/04/2026

#DraftKings has partnered with the Harlem Globetrotters. #PrizePicks has partnered with CoComelon. The future is awesome. www.5thquartersports.com/article/ba…

DraftKings Partners with Harlem Globetrotters for Betting on Washington Generals Games

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