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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Come see the content TikTok called “Not soft as baby shit, per our strict guidelines!” youtu.be/96bJICPvn6Y?...

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Well Hung

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

my opening statements whenever the prosecution in my house argues that it's too early to put up Halloween decorations

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

HR isn’t gonna be happy about this youtu.be/eJWGf465uN0?...

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The Fob

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

When you’re three door fobs in and you feel good enough to drive

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

All our scene pitches for when Samzy confronts Brent in the attic in DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

finally, the long-awaited battle between Train and Cinephile

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Clocky strikes again in our saddest 5SF yet www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hc...

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Sonic & Me

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Brand new 5sf right hair for you to watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMHR...

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Shaving Private Brian

YouTube video by 5secondfilms

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Our Patreon-only Discord watched me shoot this on stream three days ago. It's taken forever to dismantle the robot dinosaur

Two soldiers pinned down by gunfire and explosions in a battlefield, while a robot dinosaur breathes fire

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Guess the unhinged actor / talk show guest who plays the goose

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

It's getting hot outside again. You know what that means. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q05...

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Sundresses

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WeeMadAndo @weemadando.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Happy 10th birthday to the greatest video on YouTube (no arguments will be heard at this time). A true masterpiece by @5secondfilms.bsky.social, even if it is slightly longer than 5 seconds. youtu.be/ajvhiAwFkLs

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Sonic the Hedgehog - "Hurt"

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

In honor of Barbra Streisand's epic tribute to herself starring Robert Redford, here's the back cover of her live album "A Happening in Central Park."

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Gonna be sad when Oscar season ends. I only just emerged from a cave btw

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Clocky strikes again, to delight and confuse our tens of YouTube viewers www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zBo...

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Coffee Cringe

YouTube video by 5secondfilms

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Demi saying what's on everyone's mind when they rock up to the facemask shop

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I think when we did 5 a week it was very "look at this scrappy gang go" coded. 1 a week is more "is that the best shit you got, you washed fuckin uncs" www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUai...

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Effective

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

When you've spent hours on possibly your worst-viewed piece of content in months and the entire endeavor suddenly seems way less important than laying 1,000 eggs in submerged vegetation

A man with a fish head reading 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

AI is coming for one entertainment job only, and that's the guy who photoshops characters into framed photos for movies. Every job taken by AI is an outrage and a tragedy, but this guy had decades to improve his craft and he never fucking did it

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

We hear you. It's time to use the power of digital technology to replace all the guns in our movie with more dog dicks

"Minus half a star for the dog dicks but this was so much fun" "This movie was totally dudebrotastic, minus the dog dick" "Would've been 4 stars if it wasn't for the dog dick"

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

His Presence Heralds the Lengthening www.youtube.com/watch?v=czEQ...

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Brian Smells Good Now

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

The Nazis in power are going to start a new war to cover for the extrajudicial killings, which were covering for the massive paper trail of pedophilia, and boy oh boy tax season is just around the corner

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

POV: Your husband has returned from selling vacuums door-to-door, a job which pays him $400 billion a year, hence the nice suit

Man in red suit and bowtie, entering doorway happily

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

As always, fuck ICE and tell your friends we could use some subs! www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2V6...

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Politics?!

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

The libbing will continue until morale improves

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Welcome new followers! That's right, every 50 of you earns a 5SF that we can never run on our other socials. Come see why!

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Already getting a few “yeah fuck you too” comments, and guess what? That’s right it’s another fuck you. We’re playing ping pong now baby youtu.be/p7YDcDT2aWw?...

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Masking the Problem

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Get ready for the most Bluesky 5SF we’ve ever made

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Hedda is Dude Bro Party Massacre III for people who hated Dude Bro Party Massacre III

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

BRAINDEAD STUDIOS on Fairfax is hosting our last L.A. screening of DBPM3 for our 10th anniversary screening series! It’s tomorrow - so get tickets now! studios.wearebraindead.com/purchase/110...

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Dude Bro Party Massacre III

Don't Let A Bro See It Alone

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

🚨 AUSTIN TX, TONIGHT! 🚨 Dude Bro Party Massacre III w/ @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in person! 🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️

A poster featuring a young man encased in a beef box, fleeing from a serial killer, featuring the title DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III, the event's details, and photos of Director Jon Salmon and Handsome Celebrity Patton Oswalt

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I think in these extremely tense political times, it's important to be fair and balanced. Since we pride ourselves on always having our finger on the pulse of tense cultural moments, it's only right that we release a 5SF about a Cool Lime next week

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Now that we got over 500,000 followers on TikTok, I feel like our job is to confuse Gen Z right back. 67? That's the best you've got to confuse and irritate us, a number? Here's a folie a deux tale about a lemon in sunglasses www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1P6...

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Cool Lemon

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

ah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will

A woman speaks to someone while a lemon in sunglasses can be seen just over her shoulder

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Weird that we’re not at the part where they smile like the Aphex Twin album cover when you call them nazis. Maybe deploy the national guard in a couple more cities I guess

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

The good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes

An obvious bot trying to comment on our 5sf where idiots set their house on fire, calling it a “trend” they’re “obsessed” with.

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Nat Cassidy @natcassidy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

And as usual, we’re just 20 followers away from posting another 5sf that would never work on TikTok. That’s right, join us at get the scraps in glorious 16x9

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

We’d like to say everyone’s a winner. But that would be a lie. A lie that could one day lead to more tremendous guest star cameos youtu.be/Z-ydvH3UnuY?...

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The 5SF Awards (ft. Patton Oswalt and Jack Quaid)

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

And if you go frame by frame you can see the exact moment his heart breaks

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Well, one is exactly right about Dufresne's sudden beard, but now I wish the other one was right instead.

Dufresne with an obvious fake beard attached to his face, standing in front of his superiors at work.

FireheadLazzo asks why the character Dufresne suddenly has a beard. E1craZ4life suggests it's because Dufresne is trying to look more masculine. Drpibisback7680 thinks it's because time has passed by decades without the sketch mentioning it.

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Come see us and Patton Oswalt next Friday, the unluckiest day of the year, at VIDIOTS! It's a cast and crew 10th anniversary screening of Dude Bro Party Massacre III!! vidiotsfoundation.org/purchase/262...

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Dude Bro Party Massacre III

Don't Let A Bro See It Alone <P><P /> 10 Year Anniversary screening! Filmmakers in Person! Intro by Patton Oswalt!

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