5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026When you’re three door fobs in and you feel good enough to drive 1130
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 08/08/2026All our scene pitches for when Samzy confronts Brent in the attic in DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III 280
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 15/07/2026finally, the long-awaited battle between Train and Cinephile 180
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Our Patreon-only Discord watched me shoot this on stream three days ago. It's taken forever to dismantle the robot dinosaur 172
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Guess the unhinged actor / talk show guest who plays the goose 380
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 16/03/2026In honor of Barbra Streisand's epic tribute to herself starring Robert Redford, here's the back cover of her live album "A Happening in Central Park." 092
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Demi saying what's on everyone's mind when they rock up to the facemask shop 1252
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 18/02/2026When you've spent hours on possibly your worst-viewed piece of content in months and the entire endeavor suddenly seems way less important than laying 1,000 eggs in submerged vegetation 2191
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 07/02/2026We hear you. It's time to use the power of digital technology to replace all the guns in our movie with more dog dicks 0171
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 28/01/2026POV: Your husband has returned from selling vacuums door-to-door, a job which pays him $400 billion a year, hence the nice suit 1181
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Welcome new followers! That's right, every 50 of you earns a 5SF that we can never run on our other socials. Come see why! 1224
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 20/09/2025🚨 AUSTIN TX, TONIGHT! 🚨 Dude Bro Party Massacre III w/ @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in person! 🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️ 050
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 08/09/2025ah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will 1180
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 25/08/2025The good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes 0240
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 23/07/2025And if you go frame by frame you can see the exact moment his heart breaks 2250
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Well, one is exactly right about Dufresne's sudden beard, but now I wish the other one was right instead. 070
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 05/05/2025When you try to make beer magically appear in your hands but realize you can never go back to the days you had those powers because the world has changed 2282
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Wow you’re doing a great job of filtering out the one tiktok comment we always get, as evidenced by the two right above 1110
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 09/04/2025All-timer eye roll from @alecowen.bsky.social on this one 1140
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 01/04/2025In three years, this dork is going to invent 5-Second Films. And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here. 3302
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 01/04/2025oh hey, 50 new followers. come on in quickly, you'll be late for class 1280
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Genuinely thought March Sadness would be a disaster for us on our two leading platforms, and instead we would up having one of our best-ever months (at least on TikTok...Instagram millennials were moderately lukewarm on the concept of being bummed out, which I get) 2270
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 26/03/2025March Sadness gets really really real, today. Hard to imagine it getting more real than this in fact 4213
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 24/03/2025If we even did a March Gladness, what would fit? How many truly happy 5sfs did we make? 6231
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Another 50 followers? Too many. Let's see what we can do about that 3535
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Probably not going to promote a 5sf that damn near warrants a trigger warning but thanks for the idea anyway TikTok 1191
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Our Patreon discord, after seeing tomorrow's bummer 5SF a day early 0230
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 28/02/2025[looks sheepishly at our far more reliable audience on Instagram] 2180
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 19/02/2025brb forwarding these comments to Jack's agent with the subject line "And We'll Do It Again" 080
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 12/02/2025You vs. the guy from the future she told you explicitly to worry about 1160
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Where does DBPM3 fall on this graph, and before you say it's already there, the "blank white poster" design was scrapped in early stages 3150
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I think if more horror movies started off by characters asking this question, they'd end in 10 minutes 1281
5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Brian this is “My Neighbor the Ex-Girlfriend.” Solid punchline with good performances and prop work. Excelled on YouTube. But it’s overlooked because of sexual content. Brian with the right 5sfs I believe we can build a winning social media profile 0290