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@5secondfilms.bsky.social
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We're new here. Every 50 followers we'll post another 5SF that would never work on any of our other socials. In the meantime consider peeping a gander at patreon.com/5sf

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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
this year in a nutshell
Thanos attempting to run a social media sketch comedy platform, not knowing that he's kinda lost the sauce and it might be time to try gardening
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When you’re three door fobs in and you feel good enough to drive
A brain that has hacked the dang Matrix
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
All our scene pitches for when Samzy confronts Brent in the attic in DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
finally, the long-awaited battle between Train and Cinephile
Oncoming train, man on tracks
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Faces of Death (2026)
A man inside a Sonic the Hedgehog video game, about to be destroyed
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Our Patreon-only Discord watched me shoot this on stream three days ago. It's taken forever to dismantle the robot dinosaur
Two soldiers pinned down by gunfire and explosions in a battlefield, while a robot dinosaur breathes fire
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Guess the unhinged actor / talk show guest who plays the goose
A goose in a cockpit
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
In honor of Barbra Streisand's epic tribute to herself starring Robert Redford, here's the back cover of her live album "A Happening in Central Park."
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Demi saying what's on everyone's mind when they rock up to the facemask shop
Do you have Gungans?
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
When you've spent hours on possibly your worst-viewed piece of content in months and the entire endeavor suddenly seems way less important than laying 1,000 eggs in submerged vegetation
A man with a fish head reading 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
We hear you. It's time to use the power of digital technology to replace all the guns in our movie with more dog dicks
"Minus half a star for the dog dicks but this was so much fun" "This movie was totally dudebrotastic, minus the dog dick" "Would've been 4 stars if it wasn't for the dog dick"
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
the time is nearly upon us
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
POV: Your husband has returned from selling vacuums door-to-door, a job which pays him $400 billion a year, hence the nice suit
Man in red suit and bowtie, entering doorway happily
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The libbing will continue until morale improves
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Welcome new followers! That's right, every 50 of you earns a 5SF that we can never run on our other socials. Come see why!
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Get ready for the most Bluesky 5SF we’ve ever made
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Power moves only
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
🚨 AUSTIN TX, TONIGHT! 🚨 Dude Bro Party Massacre III w/ @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in person! 🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️
A poster featuring a young man encased in a beef box, fleeing from a serial killer, featuring the title DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III, the event's details, and photos of Director Jon Salmon and Handsome Celebrity Patton Oswalt
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
ah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will
A woman speaks to someone while a lemon in sunglasses can be seen just over her shoulder
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes
An obvious bot trying to comment on our 5sf where idiots set their house on fire, calling it a “trend” they’re “obsessed” with.
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
And if you go frame by frame you can see the exact moment his heart breaks
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Well, one is exactly right about Dufresne's sudden beard, but now I wish the other one was right instead.
Dufresne with an obvious fake beard attached to his face, standing in front of his superiors at work.FireheadLazzo asks why the character Dufresne suddenly has a beard. E1craZ4life suggests it's because Dufresne is trying to look more masculine. Drpibisback7680 thinks it's because time has passed by decades without the sketch mentioning it.
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
When you try to make beer magically appear in your hands but realize you can never go back to the days you had those powers because the world has changed
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Uh huh
Gemini AI attempts to describe what happens in the 5sf “Magic Show Volunteer” but mistakes a bloody fetus for a ham
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Wow you’re doing a great job of filtering out the one tiktok comment we always get, as evidenced by the two right above
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
All-timer eye roll from @alecowen.bsky.social on this one
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
didn't accept it. fuck this shit
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
In three years, this dork is going to invent 5-Second Films. And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
oh hey, 50 new followers. come on in quickly, you'll be late for class
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Genuinely thought March Sadness would be a disaster for us on our two leading platforms, and instead we would up having one of our best-ever months (at least on TikTok...Instagram millennials were moderately lukewarm on the concept of being bummed out, which I get)
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
March Sadness gets really really real, today. Hard to imagine it getting more real than this in fact
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If we even did a March Gladness, what would fit? How many truly happy 5sfs did we make?
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Another 50 followers? Too many. Let's see what we can do about that
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Finally. A goofery. A bit of a lark. A dash of whimsy
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Probably not going to promote a 5sf that damn near warrants a trigger warning but thanks for the idea anyway TikTok
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Our Patreon discord, after seeing tomorrow's bummer 5SF a day early
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
#MarchSadness begins with a roaring start
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
[looks sheepishly at our far more reliable audience on Instagram]
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
look how they massacred my boy
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
sometimes our instagram thumbnails really sync up
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
brb forwarding these comments to Jack's agent with the subject line "And We'll Do It Again"
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You vs. the guy from the future she told you explicitly to worry about
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The signs were there from the start
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Where does DBPM3 fall on this graph, and before you say it's already there, the "blank white poster" design was scrapped in early stages
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i did good job. i place an order
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Damn well I guess we can just stop now huh
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I think if more horror movies started off by characters asking this question, they'd end in 10 minutes
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Remember the Alamo, forget you ever made this one
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Still a catchier theme song than Bluey
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5SF @5secondfilms.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Brian this is “My Neighbor the Ex-Girlfriend.” Solid punchline with good performances and prop work. Excelled on YouTube. But it’s overlooked because of sexual content. Brian with the right 5sfs I believe we can build a winning social media profile
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