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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Blob is 1958 space-goo panic: Steve McQueen warns the adults, nobody listens, and haunted dessert topping eats town. For Joe Bob, Elvira, Creature Features, MST3K/RiffTrax, Blobfest, classic horror, and B-movie weirdos. youtu.be/RjBB4_q1e0c

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The Blob (1958): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

DeepStar Six is Alien underwater with more wet hallways, worse safety rules, Miguel Ferrer yelling, and a crab monster with employee-of-the-month rage. For Joe Bob, Elvira, Creature Features, MST3K/RiffTrax, 80s horror, and B-movie weirdos. youtu.be/1YHvHL3PyeI

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DeepStar Six (1989): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It Conquered the World is 1956 Corman sci-fi: Lee Van Cleef trusts Venus, Beverly Garland brings handbag energy, and Earth fights a space traffic cone. Full movie on my channel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=arcM... #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/dHXelHR_SFg

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It Conquered the World (1956): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Over the Top is Stallone, arm wrestling, trucker-dad melodrama, Cannon Films sweat, and Kenny Loggins energy. For Rocky/Rambo, drive-in, B-movie, Joe Bob, Elvira, MST3K/RiffTrax weirdos. youtu.be/jD_OcAbnTZw

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Over the Top (1987): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Birdemic is romance, software sales, exploding clip-art birds, and coat-hanger combat. For drive-in, B-movie, Elvira, Joe Bob, Creature Features, MST3K/RiffTrax, and bad-movie podcast weirdos. #Birdemic #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/kZj-EVRlyXE

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Birdemic Shock and Terror (2010): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Marked for Death is Seagal vs Screwface, Keith David vs the script, and every wrist vs unemployment. For Joe Bob, Elvira, Creature Features, MST3K/RiffTrax, and bad-movie podcast weirdos. #StevenSeagal #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/CH_wJRMzMH4

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Marked For Death (1990): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Microwave Massacre stars Jackie Vernon — the voice of Frosty the Snowman — as a cannibal with a giant microwave. It is gross, stupid, cheap, weirdly committed, and exactly why 5 Minute Drive-In exists. #MicrowaveMassacre #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/vBWKiSv1WaM

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Microwave Massacre (1983) : A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Before the MCU became homework, Howard the Duck gave us Marvel chaos in its weirdest possible form. Alien duck. Cleveland. Lea Thompson. Tim Robbins. Cosmic evil. Romance confusion. 1986 had no adult supervision. #HowardTheDuck #MarvelMovies #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/psXu0RtiSmo

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Howard the Duck (1986): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre still feels like a nightmare somebody found in the Texas heat. Leatherface, the hitchhiker, the farmhouse, the dinner scene, and one sunrise chainsaw dance that refuses to leave horror alone. #TexasChainsawMassacre #Leatherface #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/vl2W0YC9EC0

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

THE FLY (1986) in 5 minutes. 🪰 Jeff Goldblum discovers that teleportation has a surprisingly bad bug-reporting system. Yes, sorry about the fact captions. Commentary + context help support the transformative purpose. More: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... youtu.be/ugsxa5hJYzs

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The Fly (1986): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - The 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

SUPERMAN IV: World peace. Lex Luthor. Nuclear Man. Moon fighting. Absolutely no adult supervision. 5-minute edit: youtu.be/RJ-_voJMicY More trouble: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Superman IV - The Quest For Peace (1987) : A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

War Bus is 1980s action logic at full throttle: soldiers, missionaries, jungle shootouts, helicopters, and one school bus trying to survive a war like it still has kids to pick up. #WarBus #80sAction #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/NImA7c8levI

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War Bus (1985): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

New DJ GrizzlePuss track: “Claire DeLooney.” Weird EDM for people whose standards ignored the red flags because the synths were shiny. Watch/listen: youtu.be/8wgIDmcGw9A?...

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This EDM Track Is for People Making Unsupervised Choices

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Wes Craven’s Swamp Thing is DC Comics after falling face-first into a swamp. Chemicals, explosions, Adrienne Barbeau, Louis Jourdan villain nonsense, and one heroic plant monster with excellent emotional availability. #SwampThing #WesCraven #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/CSg25Gx3Uks

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Swamp Thing in 5 Minutes | Wes Craven’s DC Swamp Monster Chaos

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

New DJ GrizzlePuss track: “Omega.” Dark weird EDM for people whose standards are no longer responding to texts. Watch/listen: youtu.be/Mp4-KUGD4Vw Fresh Grizzle playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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This EDM Track Is the Final Boss of Bad Judgment

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

New DJ GrizzlePuss track: “Slytherinitis.” Weird EDM for people whose music taste should probably be monitored. Watch/listen: youtu.be/6YM2n8Afm2c

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This EDM Track Is a Symptom of Terrible Music Taste

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Devil Girl from Mars is 1954 sci-fi madness: a Martian queen, a giant robot, a Scottish inn, and a plan to collect Earth men like space groceries. 5 Minute Drive-In cuts straight to the weirdness. #DevilGirlFromMars #ClassicSciFi #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/9cNoDu3w0cY

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Devil Girl From Mars (1954): 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

KICKBOXER has revenge… Training… Roundhouse kicks… …and somehow one of the most unforgettable dance scenes in movie history. youtube.com/shorts/oUMpG... #Kickboxer #5MinuteDriveIn

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Hollywood Made THIS... With a Straight Face 💀😂 | Kickboxer #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hard Ticket to Hawaii has absolutely no indoor voice. Every scene somehow gets MORE ridiculous. I love it. youtube.com/shorts/yME5H... #HardTicketToHawaii #5MinuteDriveIn

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii Is What Happens When Nobody Says "No" 💀😂

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Imagine betting your career on a gorilla suit and a diving helmet. That’s ROBOT MONSTER. Honestly… respect. youtube.com/shorts/VYZvn... #RobotMonster #5MinuteDriveIn

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This Is Somehow a REAL Movie 😂 | Robot Monster (1953) #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Imagine betting your career on a gorilla suit and a diving helmet. That’s ROBOT MONSTER. Honestly… respect. youtube.com/shorts/VYZvn... #RobotMonster #5MinuteDriveIn

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This Is Somehow a REAL Movie 😂 | Robot Monster (1953) #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

“Idled” by DJ GrizzlePuss: music for staring at your responsibilities until they become tomorrow’s problem. Human-made. No AI-generated music. Watch: youtu.be/HgZLXLOkY1E

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IDLED – DJ GrizzlePuss | Music for Doing Absolutely Nothing

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

THE MEDUSA TOUCH is Richard Burton versus reality, and reality should probably call a lawyer. Psychic horror, disaster-movie dread, and grim 70s weirdness. youtube.com/shorts/b6JgP... #TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn

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RICHARD BURTON’S FATAL THOUGHTS: The Medusa Touch (1978) 🧠💀

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

THE MEDUSA TOUCH is 1978 horror where Richard Burton stares like he’s personally disappointed in reality. Psychic doom and beautifully strange 70s tension. youtube.com/shorts/w9-Y7... #TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn

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THE MEDUSA TOUCH: Richard Burton’s Most POWERFUL Horror! 🧠💥

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Richard Burton is so mad in The Medusa Touch that buildings start reconsidering their life choices. Psychic disasters, angry staring, and 1978 doom energy — cut down by 5 Minute Drive-In. #TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/l0syIipJbTw

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The Medusa Touch (1978) : A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

HERO AND THE TERROR is Chuck Norris horror-thriller energy with all the subtlety of a locked door getting kicked off its hinges. Bad movie? Absolutely. But it does stare dramatically into the darkness. youtube.com/shorts/rWIle... #HeroAndTheTerror #ChuckNorris #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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HERO AND THE TERROR: Chuck Norris Faces His Most Brutal Foe! 🥊💀

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

SAVAGE STREETS is 80s revenge-movie chaos with Linda Blair and zero interest in calming down. Bad? Obviously. But at least it kicks the door open. youtube.com/shorts/dZYqX... #SavageStreets #LindaBlair #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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SAVAGE STREETS: Linda Blair’s Most BRUTAL Revenge! 🎒🔥 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

GARGOYLES is 1972 monster trash with wings, claws, and absolutely no concern for dignity. Bad movie? Sure. But at least the gargoyles showed up ready to commit. youtube.com/shorts/-bUZz... #Gargoyles #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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GARGOYLES: The Secret Monster Movie Hollywood HATES! 🏛️🔥 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

GARGOYLES is 1972 creature-feature trash with wings, claws, and no time for dignity. Bad movie? Sure. But at least the monsters showed up ready to overact. youtube.com/shorts/9UXHb... #Gargoyles #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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GARGOYLES: The Best 70s Monster Makeup EVER! 👹🔥

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Gargoyles from 1972 is desert monster chaos with giant winged demons, biker suspects, cave eggs, and Emmy-winning creature makeup. 5 Minute Drive-In cuts straight to the weird old TV horror madness. #Gargoyles1972 #ClassicHorror #5MinuteDriveIn www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mt2...

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Gargoyles (1972 Movie): A 5 Minute Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In - #youtube

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

MAUSOLEUM is horror trash with a family curse, demon nonsense, and absolutely no concern for emotional stability. Bad movie? Sure. But at least it’s haunted with ambition. youtube.com/shorts/_jN-A... #Mausoleum #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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MAUSOLEUM: Ancient Curses & 80s Practical Effects! ⚰️🔥 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is basically a beach vacation planned by bad decisions and explosives. Bad movie? Yes. Tropical trash masterpiece? Sadly, also yes. youtube.com/shorts/PzyRQ... #HardTicketToHawaii #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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HARD TICKET TO HAWAII: The B Movie That Has EVERYTHING! 🏝️🔫 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

THE BABY is 1973 cult weirdness that feels less like a movie and more like evidence. Bad? Yes. Disturbingly memorable? Also yes, sadly. youtube.com/shorts/NY31D... #TheBaby #BadMovies #CultMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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THE BABY: The Most DISTURBING 70s Horror! 🍼👶 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

THE VAMPIRE’S GHOST is vintage vampire weirdness from a time when standing around ominously counted as a full evil plan. Bad? Yes. Charming? Unfortunately also yes. youtube.com/shorts/TOkYQ... #TheVampiresGhost #BadMovies #ClassicHorror #5MinuteDriveIn

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THE VAMPIRE’S GHOST: Classic Gothic Chills! 🌑🧛‍♂️ #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Threads / Bluesky: The Unseen is exactly the kind of creepy early-80s horror where everyone should immediately leave the house… and naturally, no one does. Barbara Bach. Basement weirdness. Bad decisions. Perfect 5 Minute Drive-In material. youtube.com/shorts/0sS_V...

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THE UNSEEN: Why Ringo Starr’s Wife Was An 80s Scream Queen! 🥁🔪 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE is 1986 action trash with spy-movie ambition and music-video brain damage. Bad? Absolutely. Boring? Never. youtube.com/shorts/QkYt3... #NeverTooYoungToDie #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE: John Stamos vs. Gene Simmons! 🎸👊 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is basically a vacation brochure written by explosions and poor judgment. Bad movie? Yes. Tropical drive-in garbage? Beautifully. youtube.com/shorts/FBEFF... #HardTicketToHawaii #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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HARD TICKET TO HAWAII: The B-Movie That Has EVERYTHING! 🏝️🔫 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

youtu.be/Gx51xKpk4Ow Grid defiance engaged. 'Smooth Ash MF' is live on the 2026 grid. Engineered on BANDLAB for maximum structural control and smooth low-end authority. ⚡️💨 Minimal cyber madness. Expose your ears to the data here: [Insert Link] #BANDLAB #SmoothAshMF

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

THE AMAZING BULK is proof that bad CGI can become a lifestyle. A purple superhero disaster so cheap-looking it somehow loops around into art. Terrible art, but still. youtube.com/shorts/u7rr7... #TheAmazingBulk #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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THE AMAZING BULK: The Most Insane Green Monster Movie EVER! 🟣👊 #shorts

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