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Scab Calhoon

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

DeepStar Six is Alien underwater with more wet hallways, worse safety rules, Miguel Ferrer yelling, and a crab monster with employee-of-the-month rage. For Joe Bob, Elvira, Creature Features, MST3K/RiffTrax, 80s horror, and B-movie weirdos. youtu.be/1YHvHL3PyeI

DeepStar Six (1989): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It Conquered the World is 1956 Corman sci-fi: Lee Van Cleef trusts Venus, Beverly Garland brings handbag energy, and Earth fights a space traffic cone. Full movie on my channel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=arcM... #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/dHXelHR_SFg

It Conquered the World (1956): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Over the Top is Stallone, arm wrestling, trucker-dad melodrama, Cannon Films sweat, and Kenny Loggins energy. For Rocky/Rambo, drive-in, B-movie, Joe Bob, Elvira, MST3K/RiffTrax weirdos. youtu.be/jD_OcAbnTZw

Over the Top (1987): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Birdemic is romance, software sales, exploding clip-art birds, and coat-hanger combat. For drive-in, B-movie, Elvira, Joe Bob, Creature Features, MST3K/RiffTrax, and bad-movie podcast weirdos. #Birdemic #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/kZj-EVRlyXE

Birdemic Shock and Terror (2010): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Marked for Death is Seagal vs Screwface, Keith David vs the script, and every wrist vs unemployment. For Joe Bob, Elvira, Creature Features, MST3K/RiffTrax, and bad-movie podcast weirdos. #StevenSeagal #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/CH_wJRMzMH4

Marked For Death (1990): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Microwave Massacre stars Jackie Vernon — the voice of Frosty the Snowman — as a cannibal with a giant microwave. It is gross, stupid, cheap, weirdly committed, and exactly why 5 Minute Drive-In exists. #MicrowaveMassacre #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/vBWKiSv1WaM

Microwave Massacre (1983) : A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Before the MCU became homework, Howard the Duck gave us Marvel chaos in its weirdest possible form. Alien duck. Cleveland. Lea Thompson. Tim Robbins. Cosmic evil. Romance confusion. 1986 had no adult supervision. #HowardTheDuck #MarvelMovies #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/psXu0RtiSmo

Howard the Duck (1986): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre still feels like a nightmare somebody found in the Texas heat. Leatherface, the hitchhiker, the farmhouse, the dinner scene, and one sunrise chainsaw dance that refuses to leave horror alone. #TexasChainsawMassacre #Leatherface #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/vl2W0YC9EC0

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

THE FLY (1986) in 5 minutes. 🪰 Jeff Goldblum discovers that teleportation has a surprisingly bad bug-reporting system. Yes, sorry about the fact captions. Commentary + context help support the transformative purpose. More: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... youtu.be/ugsxa5hJYzs

The Fly (1986): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - The 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

SUPERMAN IV: World peace. Lex Luthor. Nuclear Man. Moon fighting. Absolutely no adult supervision. 5-minute edit: youtu.be/RJ-_voJMicY More trouble: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Superman IV - The Quest For Peace (1987) : A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

War Bus is 1980s action logic at full throttle: soldiers, missionaries, jungle shootouts, helicopters, and one school bus trying to survive a war like it still has kids to pick up. #WarBus #80sAction #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/NImA7c8levI

War Bus (1985): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

New DJ GrizzlePuss track: “Claire DeLooney.” Weird EDM for people whose standards ignored the red flags because the synths were shiny. Watch/listen: youtu.be/8wgIDmcGw9A?...

This EDM Track Is for People Making Unsupervised Choices

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Wes Craven’s Swamp Thing is DC Comics after falling face-first into a swamp. Chemicals, explosions, Adrienne Barbeau, Louis Jourdan villain nonsense, and one heroic plant monster with excellent emotional availability. #SwampThing #WesCraven #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/CSg25Gx3Uks

Swamp Thing in 5 Minutes | Wes Craven’s DC Swamp Monster Chaos

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

New DJ GrizzlePuss track: “Omega.” Dark weird EDM for people whose standards are no longer responding to texts. Watch/listen: youtu.be/Mp4-KUGD4Vw Fresh Grizzle playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This EDM Track Is the Final Boss of Bad Judgment

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

New DJ GrizzlePuss track: “Slytherinitis.” Weird EDM for people whose music taste should probably be monitored. Watch/listen: youtu.be/6YM2n8Afm2c

This EDM Track Is a Symptom of Terrible Music Taste

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Devil Girl from Mars is 1954 sci-fi madness: a Martian queen, a giant robot, a Scottish inn, and a plan to collect Earth men like space groceries. 5 Minute Drive-In cuts straight to the weirdness. #DevilGirlFromMars #ClassicSciFi #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/9cNoDu3w0cY

Devil Girl From Mars (1954): 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

KICKBOXER has revenge… Training… Roundhouse kicks… …and somehow one of the most unforgettable dance scenes in movie history. youtube.com/shorts/oUMpG... #Kickboxer #5MinuteDriveIn

Hollywood Made THIS... With a Straight Face 💀😂 | Kickboxer #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

SAVAGE STREETS has the subtlety of a brick through a window. Linda Blair understood the assignment. youtube.com/shorts/e0MMV... #SavageStreets #LindaBlair #5MinuteDriveIn

Linda Blair Chose VIOLENCE... And Honestly? Fair. 💀😂 | Savage Streets #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hard Ticket to Hawaii has absolutely no indoor voice. Every scene somehow gets MORE ridiculous. I love it. youtube.com/shorts/yME5H... #HardTicketToHawaii #5MinuteDriveIn

Hard Ticket to Hawaii Is What Happens When Nobody Says "No" 💀😂

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Imagine betting your career on a gorilla suit and a diving helmet. That’s ROBOT MONSTER. Honestly… respect. youtube.com/shorts/VYZvn... #RobotMonster #5MinuteDriveIn

This Is Somehow a REAL Movie 😂 | Robot Monster (1953) #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

This movie has one of the most gloriously ridiculous premises ever filmed. And somehow… they committed 100%. youtube.com/shorts/FDQF_... #TheThingWithTwoHeads #5MinuteDriveIn

This Plot Should've Stayed in the Group Chat 💀😂 | The Thing with Two Heads (1972)

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Imagine betting your career on a gorilla suit and a diving helmet. That’s ROBOT MONSTER. Honestly… respect. youtube.com/shorts/VYZvn... #RobotMonster #5MinuteDriveIn

This Is Somehow a REAL Movie 😂 | Robot Monster (1953) #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

1972 TV budget. Stan Winston monsters. Absolute confidence. Honestly… that’s enough. youtube.com/shorts/FagzH... #Gargoyles #5MinuteDriveIn

Scott Glenn vs Killer Gargoyles 😂 | Gargoyles (1972) #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

THE UNSEEN is a horror movie built around the worst lodging decision in cinema. Never trust the basement. youtube.com/shorts/NVFZc... #TheUnseen #BarbaraBach #5MinuteDriveIn

Barbara Bach Checks In... Biggest Mistake Ever 😂 | The Unseen (1980) #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

THE MEDUSA TOUCH proves one thing: Never give the angriest man in Britain psychic powers. youtube.com/shorts/XPAKA... #TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn

Richard Burton Just Gives Up 😭 | The Medusa Touch (5 Minute Drive-In)

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

“Idled” by DJ GrizzlePuss: music for staring at your responsibilities until they become tomorrow’s problem. Human-made. No AI-generated music. Watch: youtu.be/HgZLXLOkY1E

IDLED – DJ GrizzlePuss | Music for Doing Absolutely Nothing

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

THE MEDUSA TOUCH is Richard Burton versus reality, and reality should probably call a lawyer. Psychic horror, disaster-movie dread, and grim 70s weirdness. youtube.com/shorts/b6JgP... #TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn

RICHARD BURTON’S FATAL THOUGHTS: The Medusa Touch (1978) 🧠💀

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

THE MEDUSA TOUCH is 1978 horror where Richard Burton stares like he’s personally disappointed in reality. Psychic doom and beautifully strange 70s tension. youtube.com/shorts/w9-Y7... #TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn

THE MEDUSA TOUCH: Richard Burton’s Most POWERFUL Horror! 🧠💥

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Richard Burton is so mad in The Medusa Touch that buildings start reconsidering their life choices. Psychic disasters, angry staring, and 1978 doom energy — cut down by 5 Minute Drive-In. #TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/l0syIipJbTw

The Medusa Touch (1978) : A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

HERO AND THE TERROR is Chuck Norris horror-thriller energy with all the subtlety of a locked door getting kicked off its hinges. Bad movie? Absolutely. But it does stare dramatically into the darkness. youtube.com/shorts/rWIle... #HeroAndTheTerror #ChuckNorris #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

HERO AND THE TERROR: Chuck Norris Faces His Most Brutal Foe! 🥊💀

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

SAVAGE STREETS is 80s revenge-movie chaos with Linda Blair and zero interest in calming down. Bad? Obviously. But at least it kicks the door open. youtube.com/shorts/dZYqX... #SavageStreets #LindaBlair #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

SAVAGE STREETS: Linda Blair’s Most BRUTAL Revenge! 🎒🔥 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

GARGOYLES is 1972 monster trash with wings, claws, and absolutely no concern for dignity. Bad movie? Sure. But at least the gargoyles showed up ready to commit. youtube.com/shorts/-bUZz... #Gargoyles #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

GARGOYLES: The Secret Monster Movie Hollywood HATES! 🏛️🔥 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

GARGOYLES is 1972 creature-feature trash with wings, claws, and no time for dignity. Bad movie? Sure. But at least the monsters showed up ready to overact. youtube.com/shorts/9UXHb... #Gargoyles #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

GARGOYLES: The Best 70s Monster Makeup EVER! 👹🔥

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Gargoyles from 1972 is desert monster chaos with giant winged demons, biker suspects, cave eggs, and Emmy-winning creature makeup. 5 Minute Drive-In cuts straight to the weird old TV horror madness. #Gargoyles1972 #ClassicHorror #5MinuteDriveIn www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mt2...

Gargoyles (1972 Movie): A 5 Minute Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In - #youtube

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

MAUSOLEUM is horror trash with a family curse, demon nonsense, and absolutely no concern for emotional stability. Bad movie? Sure. But at least it’s haunted with ambition. youtube.com/shorts/_jN-A... #Mausoleum #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

MAUSOLEUM: Ancient Curses & 80s Practical Effects! ⚰️🔥 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is basically a beach vacation planned by bad decisions and explosives. Bad movie? Yes. Tropical trash masterpiece? Sadly, also yes. youtube.com/shorts/PzyRQ... #HardTicketToHawaii #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

HARD TICKET TO HAWAII: The B Movie That Has EVERYTHING! 🏝️🔫 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

THE BABY is 1973 cult weirdness that feels less like a movie and more like evidence. Bad? Yes. Disturbingly memorable? Also yes, sadly. youtube.com/shorts/NY31D... #TheBaby #BadMovies #CultMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

THE BABY: The Most DISTURBING 70s Horror! 🍼👶 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

THE VAMPIRE’S GHOST is vintage vampire weirdness from a time when standing around ominously counted as a full evil plan. Bad? Yes. Charming? Unfortunately also yes. youtube.com/shorts/TOkYQ... #TheVampiresGhost #BadMovies #ClassicHorror #5MinuteDriveIn

THE VAMPIRE’S GHOST: Classic Gothic Chills! 🌑🧛‍♂️ #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Threads / Bluesky: The Unseen is exactly the kind of creepy early-80s horror where everyone should immediately leave the house… and naturally, no one does. Barbara Bach. Basement weirdness. Bad decisions. Perfect 5 Minute Drive-In material. youtube.com/shorts/0sS_V...

THE UNSEEN: Why Ringo Starr’s Wife Was An 80s Scream Queen! 🥁🔪 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE is 1986 action trash with spy-movie ambition and music-video brain damage. Bad? Absolutely. Boring? Never. youtube.com/shorts/QkYt3... #NeverTooYoungToDie #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE: John Stamos vs. Gene Simmons! 🎸👊 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is basically a vacation brochure written by explosions and poor judgment. Bad movie? Yes. Tropical drive-in garbage? Beautifully. youtube.com/shorts/FBEFF... #HardTicketToHawaii #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

HARD TICKET TO HAWAII: The B-Movie That Has EVERYTHING! 🏝️🔫 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

youtu.be/Gx51xKpk4Ow Grid defiance engaged. 'Smooth Ash MF' is live on the 2026 grid. Engineered on BANDLAB for maximum structural control and smooth low-end authority. ⚡️💨 Minimal cyber madness. Expose your ears to the data here: [Insert Link] #BANDLAB #SmoothAshMF

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

THE AMAZING BULK is proof that bad CGI can become a lifestyle. A purple superhero disaster so cheap-looking it somehow loops around into art. Terrible art, but still. youtube.com/shorts/u7rr7... #TheAmazingBulk #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

THE AMAZING BULK: The Most Insane Green Monster Movie EVER! 🟣👊 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

THE VAMPIRE’S GHOST is 1945 vampire weirdness with shadows, suspicion, and people taking way too long to notice the undead problem. Bad old horror? Yes. Drive-in worthy? Absolutely. youtube.com/shorts/Qm5Uq... #TheVampiresGhost #BadMovies #ClassicHorror #5MinuteDriveIn

THE VAMPIRE’S GHOST: The 1940s Horror Classic You NEVER Heard Of! 🦇⚰️ #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I had The Vampire’s Ghost sitting around, so this one became a quick 5 Minute Drive-In detour. 1945 vampire weirdness: saloon owner bloodsucker, jungle mystery, silver-spear logic, and dusty B-movie charm. #TheVampiresGhost #ClassicHorror #5MinuteDriveIn youtu.be/ANn0EopAzeQ

The Vampire's Ghost (1945): A 5 Minute Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

SAVAGE STREETS is 80s revenge trash with Linda Blair, leather, rage, and absolutely no interest in calming down. Bad movie justice, served with a sneer. youtube.com/shorts/PnlAQ... #SavageStreets #LindaBlair #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

SAVAGE STREETS: Linda Blair’s Most BRUTAL Revenge! 🎒🔥 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

STONE COLD is 1991 action trash with a badge, a bike, and the emotional range of a punch. Brian Bosworth fights biker chaos because apparently restraint was unavailable. youtube.com/shorts/fT6cp... #StoneCold #BrianBosworth #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

STONE COLD: Brian Bosworth’s Ultimate Biker Brawl! 🏍️👊

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

THE PUNISHER (1989): Dolph Lundgren, alley violence, and a superhero movie with almost no interest in superheroing. A bad movie with bullets, shadows, and commitment issues. youtube.com/shorts/gQ_Ct... #ThePunisher #DolphLundgren #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

THE PUNISHER: Dolph Lundgren’s Most BRUTAL Role! 💀🔫 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is basically a vacation brochure written by explosions. Bad acting, tropical chaos, and pure 80s drive-in nonsense. youtube.com/shorts/8GWKh... #HardTicketToHawaii #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

HARD TICKET TO HAWAII: Skateboard Assassins?! 🛹💣 #shorts

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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

KILLER CROCODILE 2 is swamp horror with rubber teeth and sequel confidence. Bad movie? Obviously. Giant fake crocodile nonsense? Thankfully. youtube.com/shorts/T04Wx... #KillerCrocodile2 #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

KILLER CROCODILE 2: Massive Monster, Massive MESS! 🌊👹 #shorts

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