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5chw4r7z

@5chw4r7z.bsky.social
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Bikes, coffee, photography, and everything Cincinnati. Overflowing with misguided opinions, every post has been rigorously underthought.

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 10h
I went outside just in time for the Bengals flyover.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 12h
Tri-State Trails hosted a Northern Kentucky Meet the Candidates Ride to demonstrate the demand for continued investment in trail and bikeway infrastructure. We did a short riverfront ride highlighting existing bike infrastructure. And as a bonus we participated in riverfront wedding photography!
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 12h
When you need a loaf of bread and some milk you have to take your 4-ton big dumb truck that doesn’t fit in a parking spot.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 13h
I got a flu and COVID vaccine yesterday and today I feel like I got hit by a truck! One day of this will beat actually getting the flu or COVID though.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CoffeeOutsideCVG this morning at Elm St Plaza to shelter from the rain. Although it didn’t rain until I was about a mile from my office and then it dumped! 🚴☕🚴☕🚴
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love taking the long way home because I always see a friend or two on the Central Parkway Protected Bike Lane. Good times.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When shrinkflation is transparent about its shrinkage
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope she will still be able to make the rent.
slate.com
Unfortunately, All of Taylor Swift’s Songs About Travis Kelce Continue to Be Terrible
Taylor Swift’s new songs promise an Encore, but they’re really a bunch of repeats.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WHO DID THIS🤣😂🤣
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This seems like a church I could get behind 🐲🐉👺🦑🕷🕸💀☠️🦇
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
University people messaging me after 5pm are SOL!
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many dumbasses are carrying guns around in their vehicles??
bizjournals.com
Cincinnati council approves cameras for downtown parking lots to curb gun thefts from cars - Cincinnati Business Courier
“This is a tool in our arsenal to fight crime." “Why are you are only putting the restrictions on people that operate parking lots as paid lots?”
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All of us cyclists in Ohio will be paying the exact same "road" and gas taxes as motor vehicle drivers for the next three months.
13abc.com
Ohio lawmakers to consider 90-day gas tax suspension this week
State lawmakers are returning to Columbus this week to consider a 90-day suspension of the gas tax, a move Republicans say would offer immediate relief to Ohio drivers while Democrats question the tim...
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@ms5chw4r7z.bsky.social
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey is this a @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social post?
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TOO SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My shins are already painfully aware of this fact, but viewed from the side, those pedals look aggressive AF
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey! hey! hey! you!
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
red sky at morning sailors take warning
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UBBC Tuesday Night Pickle Ride. If you travel or live near the West End you know!
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
forget about the entropy death of the universe the tech bros are working towards the enshitification death of the universe
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're into old cars, neon, and 50s vibes and find yourself in Massillon, Ohio this is a pretty cool spot for dinner. d
onlyinyourstate.com
This Ohio Restaurant Serves Comfort Food Like No Other
This spot serves true Ohio comfort food you have to try, with classic dishes, local flavor, and an unforgettable dining experience.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh yeah, with high gas prices, the top thing people want is worse gas mileage!
gizmodo.com
Trump's Transportation Dept. Rolls Back Fuel Efficiency Standards Despite Surging Gas Prices
Because fuel inefficiency and smog are Americans' most popular issues right now.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey Instagram! Wha da fuck is that???
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our favorite ice cream shop that we won't have to drive hours to visit🍦🍦🍦
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It has been a long time since I’ve seen one of these in the wild!
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always assume hot baristas hate me before I even order and then I am never disapointed 😆
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SAME!! I hate the fucking steelers
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kitty in the sun!
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good Morning Cincinnati!
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My cube has joined the war on cars! @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Upgrading Cisco switches always feel overly dramtic LOL "wait for Standby to reach terminal redundancy state"
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah its cute and it is all fun and games until it learns to jump and choke people out.
gizmodo.com
Thing 2.0? This Creepy-Cute Robot Walks on Its Fingers
Researchers designed a robotic hand inspired by The Addams Family, and it does not disappoint.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cincinnati Oktoberfest as seen through my CampSnap camera. That was a hot one, I was sweating out those beers faster than I could drink them🍺🍺🍺
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2x now
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy Cow Chase!!! And that is what makes him one of the best receivers in the NFL! WHO DEY!! #bengals
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I guess the one constant in social media I can rely on is for commentors to totally misunderstand a heartfelt post
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Satterday? More like Sadderday
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This could be us Cincinnati🚴🏻🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♀️
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why do I get irrationally happy when I see people riding weird bikes?
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A "vehicle" left the road. Why would a vehicle do that?
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me every time I wrecked the motorcycle playing Road Rash!!
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is how ai is going to kill us.
gizmodo.com
'Almost Started a War': US Military Nearly Boarded a Chinese Ship Based on Bad Intel From AI
One source told CNN that the "hallucination" was part of a trend in the U.S. military, not an isolated incident.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This sounds really really bad. This is bad right?
investing.com
Saudi Aramco halts crude oil supply to European customers By Investing.com
Saudi Aramco halts crude oil supply to European customers
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I sure hope so!
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There is no significance to this besides the fact it is an even number. This is my “business” bike that gets most of the commutes and grocery runs. The analog bike is for pleasure
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh come on that is obviously a mini-bike. News media continues to demonize bikes when the should be focusing on car violence.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Congrats Wes, that is super cool.
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These are the same people fighting transit and bike infrastructure tooth and nail correct?
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