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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Post your favourite Disney princess. Wrong answers only

Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Right then. Disclaimer: I have an Eng Lit degree but I knows what I likes. 1. Misery - Stephen King 2. Misery, Slaughterhouse 5, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Rashomon, Lolita (which is horrible). I also read A Widow for One Year at the right time for it to have an intense affect on my entire life.

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I am not built for the modern world. Got confused by the OP. Could only mean the second pic right?

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

[Ranier_Wolfcastle_maybe_you_are all_homosexuals.gif]

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Your cat is my slovenly boy's double.

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Repost with your first crush (Needless to say, Monkey was quite...confusing)

Tripitaka from out of Monkey - a man played by a very attractive lady.

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Good to see Dominic Cummings keeping himself busy

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Why would I do that? This is me now.

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Can't wait for a new haircut to take over Number 10. Should sort things right out. What will it be?

Bunch of old school 'modern haircuts' like flattop booggie

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Who wants a heavy handed metaphor for this? This is the track where I stood at Earl's Court on the way home from school. One day, I looked at it and saw a dead rat. No-one took it away. I looked at that rat every day as it slowly rotted, and now you'd never know it was ever there.

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL April

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Matt Goodwin bellowing the quiet bit like Brian Blessed here. "Matt! Matt! You're supposed to be pretending this is all legitimate, above board stuff! You're not supposed to let the ordinary people know it's a load of shit! Matt! Matt! Matt?"

Matt Goodwin on his shitty AI book for twats:

"It is designed to reach tens of thousands, which it is now doing, to try and help shift the Overton Window".

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

When everyone turns up to the Grange Hill party as Mr Bronsin except for one Tucker Jenkins

An assortment of fascists - one with a leather jacket

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I'm going to hunt this out and get disappointed that the rest of the article isn't just 'yes' aren't I?

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

There's a new Lord of the Flies adaptation, so cue takes like this. Imagine seeing our governments participate in a genocide and bomb Iran and thinking a book where everything goes to shit when someone says "bollocks to the rules" is slop because real kids on a desert island didn't kill each other.

Some TikTokker saying Lord of the Flies is absolute slop because some kids got washed up on an island and didn't kill each other

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

No cheating! Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Fucking hell

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Not content with having a go at immigrants, brown people and the trans community, the Daily Mail has decided to insult me, personally.

Daily Mail: YOU NEED TO BE ON FAT JABS FOR LIFE. I don't know how they even knew. I only weighed myself last night.

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

When you look at the For You feed on twitter.

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I finally worked out why the smiling ladies don't match the horror headlines in these mags. They DO match. The target audience is VILLAINS.

Cover of that's life! Magazine with a smiling young woman above the headline 'STALKER built BUNKER and kept me CAGED' as if that's some lovely fun. That's life!

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

"SEND EM BACK! I SLEEP IN A UNION JACK AND WEAR GEORGE CROSS PANTS NEXT TO A PICTURE OF DIANA I DO! SEND EM BACK!" "Shave those sideburns, hippy!"

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Do you think there is anyone left in Labour who doesn't realise at this point that is 100% does not matter how much they pander to the right, they'll be treated like they're Lenin and the Black Panthers combined?

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Tl;dr - in this tweet, Melanie Phillips assumes that she is one of the 'moderate' conservatives Breivik was attempting to start a witch-hunt against, and not one of those that inspired his actions. Your conclusions may vary.

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Starkey saying Enoch was right on Newsnight was 14 years ago. Richard Barnbrook of the BNP had a blog in the Telegraph 17 years ago where he would often plagiarise Melanie Phillips.

Mail headline from 2011: 'David Starkey TV outburst provokes race row as he claims Enoch Powell was right'

Guardian headline from 2008: "Telegraph hosts anti- immigrant blog by BNP"

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Just remembered this and thought I was having a stroke

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I remember the racist kids always saying this sort of shite back in the 80s. They seemed to think there was some immutable rule that said you could only call yourself English if you're white, so never described themself as British. It's all bollocks of course. There's no rule anywhere.

Katherine Birbalsinh saying some old bollocks about ethnic minorities not being able to be English.

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

And the endgame of is the quiet part Bezos just said out loud. Lock out any left criticism of the system as it is and pile on the stuff about how you're not a proper member of society if you're not working 20 hours of unpaid overtime and don't have a side hustle on poverty wages. 10/

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Because, and I can't emphasise this enough - the right wing media will just *lie* and make it up. They lie all the time. A reaction like this one seems a bit naive. This is exactly what the press do. You can't be surprised when it happens. 8/