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jade 💚

@4ng31d0g.bsky.social
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plural puppygirl, homestuck survivor 📍 naarm

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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 12h
"grandma, why are your teeth so big?" the wolf who ate my grandma and is wearing her clothes: it's Chomplicated
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 13h
taking your doll out for a walk but she has to stop after each and every step to extract her tights from her balljoints
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えぐえぐ @eguegu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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smols/rachel @smolsdarklighter.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"we need depictions of healthy sexual/romantic dynamics" thanks, but actually we need mandatory comprehensive sex-ed
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all porn is sissy porn to an enlightened chad such as myself
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
her dick wouldn't look like that, OP. it's canonically small and feminine. you'd know it if you got the special anniversary edition bluray and ran it on pc because there's a secret pdf file with her canonical estrogen levels and complete medical history,
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spooky dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
It seems pretty overt at this point that Labor organised the National Disability Insurance Scheme this way at its inception specifically to have this particular excuse to kill it later, and later is now
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WIP
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no text needs to be nonlinear
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Angel Dog 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @angeldogmeat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rate my fit
a tasteful lewd selfie of me. i'm wearing a purple tshirt and pink panties .
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A young woman whose dialogue has clearly been touched up by the censors.
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Monster battling character.
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
electric toothbrush dying in my mouth because it ran out of battery is a strangely intimate experience
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
futanari yuri would make a lovely name for a girl
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this one's from 2023, when I was going through a big "newspaper comics" phase
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just making the shapes and lines which are pleasing to me
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Lycha Rose @tslycha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
defining headmate sex as "gettin' sum" where that sum is greater than the holes of its parts
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's okay babe, your boy virginity didn't really count
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Getting sketchier with it.
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i'm not even t4t on purpose. i've tried to date cis people but they kept coming out at me. i consider it a kind of Midas' touch
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i genuinely forget sometimes that other tgirls used to be dudes too and that's not just an embarassing factoid about me specifically
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
nobody likes my answer to “what's stopping you from killing yourself” because i'm just here trying to atone for my sins dude
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sometimes you can touch a girl's penis and she'll like it. but sometimes she doesn't like it so watch out
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
abusive poly gf: i'm sorry i can't hang out tonight, i'm busy raping someone else
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i have the disability which means i can't tell when someone is doing a bit but i will be shocked and scandalised if they can't tell when i'm doing a bit
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
isekai but it's about a human who accidentally gets uploaded to fruit fly heaven
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
'polycule but it's not sexual' so, a polycule?
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
babe the movie wasn't that good, you just identified with it
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Lesly ✨️ @leslyoh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
🍽️ #farcille
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Character idea I’ve been thinking about for a while.
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Anywhere you go, there you are.” Good I'm warm and soft
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's not ocd if you're actually a bad person. that's just your conscience, stupid
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i don't like it when girls are suffering. unless i'm causing it of course
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
your brain doesn't work like a filing system? umm is there something wrong with you
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sorry i orgasmed like a girl while fucking you boy-style, are we still friends
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i like it when rick touches morty
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey dude lets' argue about cartoons
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
we need another tranny roman emperor
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
a tgirl top is kinda like a wandering ronin if you think about it
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
weirdly, this kinda launched my career
an 8 panel comic titled: “most of the lesbian trans sex i have”

She explains a bunch of kinks
wait what's sph, cbt, and agp

Frotting
(40 minutes)
IM SORRY
Cuddling
(I got overstimulated)
and that was my fifth psych ward
Frotting
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we shouldn't have done this btw do you like blonds
dude for what
ok
She has to call her ex for a sec

hey lilith! how's our cat doing?

penetration (5 minutes)
(i get sad)
watch her play runescape
This was a mistake (can you fuck my gf tho)
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it seems everyone i meet has a story about getting molested by my ex
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
you met me at a very t4t time in my life
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jade 💚 @4ng31d0g.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
can you gaslight someone into loving themselves?
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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they really couldnt have found 2 trans women to do this?
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fumbling levels unmatched
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