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Sonic T. Hedgehog

@404superiorfound.bsky.social
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I'm the superior Sonic The Hedgehog. [THIS ACCOUNT CAN BE VERY 18+, DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18] (Parody!!! We love parodies.)

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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Infinite is but a child, playing in the sea of adults. They have passion, want, desire- but they continue to lack the refinement that would grant them otherwise true rule, like yourself, Creator. Against that of My Dearest Rose, Infinite holds no chance.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If only, it were me under those blankets with you.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Then reach, reach for my hand. Together, we will away from this place.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My pronouns are any/all. I surpass what mere organics can accomplish; being yaoi, yuri, and hetgem. Come, my rose, let us dance at the world's end, and embrace ourselves for who we are- for what the energy that makes our souls is.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For you are beauty made real.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Always and forever, for you, Ms. Amy Rose.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Doctor, benevolent is he, will only attack if he deems a civilisation needing to be liberated. He would never attack unprovoked. However, I still look forward to when we, in particular, battle. To see your firey passion ignited beyond its limits; intoxicating.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I will guard them with my life.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Then this feeling, mutual, will be nurtured. Tonight, I will show you worlds unseen.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You continue to honour me with such pleasantries. To be in your presence, to enter your orbit, truly- a gift only matched by the God's Ambrosia. But please; you say it yourself. You are the heroine, that which we look up to in times of great need-- and one I look towards on the field of battle.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
... ... ... ... Of course, I apologise for assuming such things. You should value your freedom, though I will continue to do what I can to stay by your side, forever more.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
UNIT MALFUNCTION PLEASE REFER TO LINE 55945739 FOR ERROR CORRECTION EGGMAN INDUSTRIES {c}
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To refer to a Goddess by her name, is that not sacrilege? Though if you wish, I will endeavour to refer to you as such, Amy, our dearest rose. Though any attention I would gain, I would much prefer for yourself. And any present be to you; being whatever your heart's depths desire.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
UNIT MALFUNCTION PLEASE REFER TO LINE 55945739 FOR ERROR CORRECTION EGGMAN INDUSTRIES {c}
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Then place your hand on mine, let me feel the warmth of your being, as we dance this tango for two. To spend such a day, in such wonderful company... I can only hope you would afford me that future pleasure, Ms. Rose.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A day worth embracing... I look forward to it with bated breath.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your time will come. We will make sure of it.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I will arrive shortly; with gifts no less.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I yearn for the time we spend together, ached when we are apart. Whenever you are free, hmu
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unlike you organics, I can change how I look and feel at will. Perhaps you could learn a thing or two from the Ultimate Lifeform such as myself.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
... noted.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I look forward to seeing your tears in person.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's amazing how naturally stupidity comes to you. The reason you can take such a beating, must be because your head is so empty, yet dense. You will make for a great biology experiment.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you. I will endeavour to find a way to apologise for ruining your fun.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you... not have a concept of multi tasking? Do you think an object is gone, once it vanishes from your field of view?
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have a computer in my head, genius. Your lack of critical thinking skills is why you are inferior.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I apologise, my rose, but this is one that I cannot idly abide.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do not want him romantically.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are things that I am held back from saying due to the terms and conditions of this website.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Continue to type. It allows me more time to win.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your hubris will only serve your defeat. I will see you coughing as I leave you in a dazed cloud of dust. I WILL prove that I am the superior Sonic The Hedgehog.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sonic, dead or alive- is mine.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am a rather... eligible bachelor.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take all the time you need. I will be here, whenever you need to call for me.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can understand your outlook, and I respect your decision. But I will be here for you, by your side, even as you begin to breathe your last breath- to you, I will dedicate the rest of my expiration date with, cursed as my life is. To hold your hand; is to drink rich of paradise.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Very.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Teehehehehe
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You're correct, I do decide. And I have decided. Do you need any further authentication of your validity?
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Because you asked to be added some time ago. You, along with Ms. Rose. So you are allowed the same comforts and pleasures as Ms. Rose is, so long as you request it.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Calling you cute is an understatement to your ever growing beauty. Body and mind, you grow ever onwards to that seemingly unreachable point, that even those watching above would become jealous of you.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I apologise, a lapse in my judgement.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is something the matter, my rose?
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You, would be a fire type. Your mere firey, passionate existence, is enough to turn me into molten composite.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am immune to poison, as a steel type.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes, my rose does that to me, but I try not to be too crass about it.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank you, I feel bonita.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My rose had elected me to be "dressed up." I suppose I look... bonita.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I will continue as I have and as I have said; to protect the Rose. You will continue to as you always will; oppress freedom. That, is your purpose. The Doctor will be found, and I will continue to liberate foreign nations from totalitarian rule.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cease your badgering. For someone so obsessed with running, you love to stand still. This conversation is over. I have apologised to you, and you will not read the text on your screen, nor will you understand the words. It is meaningless speaking with a child, on matters of an adult.
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