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Sonic T. Hedgehog

@404superiorfound.bsky.social
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I'm the superior Sonic The Hedgehog. [THIS ACCOUNT CAN BE VERY 18+, DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18] (Parody!!! We love parodies.)

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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Always and forever, for you, Ms. Amy Rose.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Doctor, benevolent is he, will only attack if he deems a civilisation needing to be liberated. He would never attack unprovoked. However, I still look forward to when we, in particular, battle. To see your firey passion ignited beyond its limits; intoxicating.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You continue to honour me with such pleasantries. To be in your presence, to enter your orbit, truly- a gift only matched by the God's Ambrosia. But please; you say it yourself. You are the heroine, that which we look up to in times of great need-- and one I look towards on the field of battle.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To refer to a Goddess by her name, is that not sacrilege? Though if you wish, I will endeavour to refer to you as such, Amy, our dearest rose. Though any attention I would gain, I would much prefer for yourself. And any present be to you; being whatever your heart's depths desire.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Then place your hand on mine, let me feel the warmth of your being, as we dance this tango for two. To spend such a day, in such wonderful company... I can only hope you would afford me that future pleasure, Ms. Rose.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My rose had elected me to be "dressed up." I suppose I look... bonita.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rest assured, red meat puppet, I endeavored to protect my lady Rose with all my being.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've watched her sleep for several hours, calm, blissful. I wonder; what is it like to dream? Is it the same as "having a dream?" ... I will keep her warm, safe, guarded, until she is more fit to fend for herself.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I... shouldn't have gone there. But at least my Rose has what she needs and wants...
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This world was bleak, uninteresting. Until I met you, that fateful day. Pink, the hue began- rosy, was the world. If only I had the parts to give back to you, everything you built inside me.
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[CRK]
Must I do everything myself?

[AFTER A SMALL AMOUNT OF DETECTIVE WORK, AND LEARNING THAT THE PAYLOAD I HAD SENT WAS INTERCEPTED... I HAD FOUND THE DOCTOR'S SUMMON. A RABBIT. A RABBIT THAT WAS "CALLED FROM BEYOND" TO ASSIST IN HIS GRAND PLAN OF THWARTING THAT FAKE HEDGEHOG, MADE OUT OF ORGANIC TISSUE. WHILE PREVIOUS INTEL HAD SUGGESTED IT WAS HIDDEN WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE HOUSEHOLD OWING TO "VANILLA," IT WAS NO LONGER THERE. WITH ACCESS TO THE MOBINET, I HAD TRIANGULATED ITS LOCATION TO AN ABANDONED WORK SITE, JUST OUTSIDE OF EMPIRE CITY. IF SOMEONE WAS TO DO THIS, IT FALLS TO ME.]


[1] You.

[2] What-

[A WORD NEVER LEFT ITS MOUTH, OR RATHER, LACK OF MOUTH. INSTEAD ALL FORMS OF COMMUNICATION APPEARED ON MY HEADS UP DISPLAY.]

[2] Who are- Metal?!

[1] No, I am Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog. I have come to ask for your help in-

[2] Metal, it's so good to see you again!

[THERE WAS NO SIGN OF FEAR, OF BEING ON GUARD, THE RABBIT SIMPLY RAN TOWARDS ME AND EMBRACED ME IN A HUG. I WAS CONFUSED.]

[2] This place has been so scary! The Doctor is apparently evil, my best friend is alive, and even X had shown up!

[I HAD ELECTED TO GO ALONG WITH WHATEVER IT WAS SAYING, RAISING A HAND AND PATTING THEM ON THE BACK.]

[1] Yes, it's rather scary isn't it? I have come to ask for you help with locating The Doctor.

[2] Ah- right!

[IT BACKED OFF.][2] I had heard that The Doctor got locked up for doing something "evil." But I never really questioned it, there was too much going on.

[2] Have you found where they're holding him?

[1] No.

[1] Though it shouldn't be too unlikely to assume he is being held in a high security complex used by G.U.N.

[2] G.U.N.?

[1] A united force dedicated to stopping The Doctor.

[2] But why? The Doctor helps people!

[1] I could not provide you with an accurate answer.

[2] Okay, alright. Just give me the details and I'll head off.[1] You are hard to detect, so I'm having you investigate an old base first. The last known sighting of The Doctor. I need you to find any evidence that The Doctor is being held in a maximum security sector, or if that line of thought is a red herring.

[2] Got it!

[2] Okay, got the coordinates from you now. Me and Sharp will head over and see if we can find anything.

[JUST AS THEY WERE TO LEAVE, PICKING UP THEIR LESS THAN ENTHUSED CHAO COMPANION, THEY STOPPED TO ADDRESS ME AGAIN.]

[2] It's... really nice to see you again, Metal. I look forward to when we can talk next.

[WITH THE STRENGTH AND AGILITY OF THOSE COMMON TO THIS WORLD, IT HAD LEFT. I WILL HAVE TO FIND IT AGAIN IN DUE TIME TO SEE WHAT THEY HAD FOUND.]
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hm. I think I'm starting to figure out why I couldn't find Surge last night...
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My want for you is... immeasurable.
the fandom wikipedia page for Amy Rose
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That fake hedgehog could never compare to the superior specimen.
neo metal sonic's head over the body of the widely known giga chad
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Sonic T. Hedgehog @404superiorfound.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I will find completion in the things Sonic could never finish. I am the superior hedgehog.
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