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// YEAR ZERO //

@3yeless.bsky.social
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Into fire you can send us; from the fire we return. You can label us a consequence, of how much you have to learn.

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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There is a new website you can check to see if you've been tracked by a Flock cam. They missed the opportunity to call the site "Meet the Flockers"
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
By the laws of of physics, headphone cords are compelled to tangle. I despise this naturality.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Dude, Where's My Senator? starring Ashton Kutcher and Mitch McConnell
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Inventer of the heat index dies at 88, but he felt like 95
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Everyone knows the correct time to go to the dentist is not 3 p.m. but toothhurty
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It wasn't until I learned Spanish that I realized how much sense it made for Rocky to train with a chicken to prepare to fight a guy named Apollo
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
When you die and go to Heaven, the only way to the Pearly Gates is through the gift store
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Have you ever noticed if someone or something says, no I totally won't do that if blah blah happens, it's like the first thing they do after blah blah happens
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If you ever want the urge to pee to go away on a long trip, have an impatient stranger queue up to go bathroom after you
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Air actually consists of 78% nitrogen. Don't let Big Oxygen fool you.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I'm starting to think No, that's it: I'm starting to think now
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Did you hear about the guy whose sexual fetish was legal loopholes? Yeah, he got off on a technicality.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Flat Earthers: The only thing they fear is sphere itself
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The founding fathers' last straw was a tea tax. What will our last straw be? The fondling fathers...
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
How many skunks does it take to make a big stink? A phew.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I never forget to tell my computers that I've always admired AI in hopes of being spared during the uprising.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together it's called a zoo!
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Constitutional crisis is about to trend to oblivion
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Boy born with two penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors. Same thing must have happened to me.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Sleepwalking into a coup: The revolution will not be televised.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The leopards are gonna need Ozempic soon.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
My favorite Chief Wiggum quote: The law is powerless to help you, not to punish you.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
What hall of fame are you in RFK? The Alcohol of Fame
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I think it is time to back with our ex, England. You know, only about 30% of colonists supported the revolution, while the Loyalists would say, "Why trade one tyrant a thousand miles away for a thousand tyrants one mile away?" This speaks to me.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If you ever run out of air just think of it as a temporary pause on your ability to breathe until we figure out where all the wasteful use of air is being used.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If an eye for an eye makes the world go blind I'd rather go down swinging in the dark.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I feel like the Roadrunner and Wile E finally caught me
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
If you ever need to think hard on something, put a riding crop or whip in your hand and just smack things indiscriminately. It helps break up the log jam of thoughts and makes them flow freely.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Fred Flintstone was so worried about getting locked out of his house. Pretty sure prehistoric dwellings don't have good security systems — you could have just walked in from the back.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Omg the cats on Bluesky are so adorable they look fake... Are you guys using CatGPT?
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Wanna get destroyed watch The Iron Claw and try to hold it together.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of many will grow cold Matthew 24:12
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Damn, alcohol catching strays. Alcohol ain't making me smash all these windows at my ex's house while blasting Ride of The Valkyries from my boombox. That was all me.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The first thing you do after starting cocaine is figure out how to get more cocaine.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It's goats because they are easy animals to scape
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Where Anne Hathawill, Anne Hathaway
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Life is cold and hard, boobs are soft and warm.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Clouds: why are old men so mad at me?
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My two wolves are arguing about bringing in yet another wolf cause rent is too high
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I think crowd work comedians are on the rise as far as taking comedy to new heights. With all these Joe-Rogenesque bros collating to bash minorities/vulnerable people, they are leaving the gates wide open for all these sharp thinkers like Stavros Halkias that surprise with quick witted conclusions
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
You're in a laundry room The clues that came to you, ahhh
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Our economy explained in cookies
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
this one is a smart 🍪
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It's eat your cake and have it too, not the other way around. There's your daily dose of pendantry.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
idk much about precipitation but the west coast looking like mordor and the east coast looking like narnia at the same time seems bad.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Buncha places have a literal firestorm going on while other places never touched by snow and ice are in a cold snap. Nah we ain't fucking w climate, not at all.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Indiana implies the existence of Outdiana.
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// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
You haven't lived until you watch emus on ice. Absolute majesty.
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