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Thirdstringstar

@3rdstringstar.bsky.social

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He/They Star Wars/Sounders/Chicago Roldan/Rothrock/Kossa-Rienzi Stan account

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Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Who would have thought we would have a win streak without our star summer signing

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are we… good now?

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Seattle Sounders FC Player Does 'You Can't See Me'

ALT: Seattle Sounders FC Player Does 'You Can't See Me'

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The pod is going to be poppin!

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#Sounders, like 10th place? What is this the playoffs?

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Shea Whitney: We Deserve It

ALT: Shea Whitney: We Deserve It

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I like that these dorks working on Al are like, how were we supposed to know our Rogue Al bot would go rogue? There only a whole genre of media around it has superduper successful right now

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Agent Smith: Take The Red Pill

ALT: Agent Smith: Take The Red Pill

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nouhou needs to take our free kicks now?!?!

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jordan has impacted game

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What do I do with my hands?

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Seattle Sounders' Nicolas Lodeiro Eats Popcorn

ALT: Seattle Sounders' Nicolas Lodeiro Eats Popcorn

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That would have been a patented Rothrock back poster

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Don’t mess with family #sounders

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Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That like the third time tonight a sounder hasn’t at least tired to keep the ball in

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Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why does every single player on the sounders slow up anywhere near the 18? I’m so maddened by it every time. Take the initiative and gooooooo

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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Damn the hope AOC declaring would give me

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Someone please buy my house so I can move back to Washington thank you

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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 15/09/2026

We extend our heartfelt condolences to the loved ones of Tom Biro and the entire Emerald City Supporters family 💚

The Sounders family is deeply saddened by the passing of Tom Biro, a longtime member and former co-president of Emerald City Supporters. A beloved pillar of the Seattle soccer community, Tom touched countless lives through his unwavering passion for the sport. His many contributions to the club leave a legacy that will be felt for years to come. He will be dearly missed. We extend our heartfelt condolences to his loved ones and the entire ECS family.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Reporter: Is it true the president is working with Satan? Mike Johnson: Who? Reporter: The bad guy from The Bible Mike Johnson: Not ringing any bells

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We have to stop allowing things that aren’t trying to be funny to be nominated for Comedies. Anyways, dropout deserves Emmy’s

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Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I didn’t even realize the Yoshi’s Diners in Mario Kart World Tour were Yoshies until @haleyfax.bsky.social flicked through 27 versions of them. Who else could bring me this insight other than @pewpewbang.bsky.social

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 341318598927 I need one more sandstorm gift #pokemongo

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’ll just never understand how every WNBA team underutilizes Gabby Williams

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Gabby Williams Seattle Storm

ALT: Gabby Williams Seattle Storm

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

WE SCORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Are you not whelmed sounders fans?!?!

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Nothing we love more than playing it back to midfield when we’re deep in the final third

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I hate the way this teams play. Stop playing foot volleyball

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Remember when Pedro played for us

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Maybe a system that mostly results in weak headers isn’t a winning strategy

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s really impressive that we somehow don’t have enough played in both the attack and defense

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I just want the sounders watch how every team moves quickly against us in their attack and the chaos it causes and replicate it when we’re on offense

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Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Albert always wants to take an extra touch either backwards to the side when he receives the ball, I would love if he tried to be direct.

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

🚨New Schmetzer-ism "The Standings are such"🚨

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Good night from Ahsoka

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Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

That was a classic Rothrock goal, gotta have it

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I need the sounders to sign a different left back because I can’t keep seeing this black hole of offense play for this team

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Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

And Jordan was our most dangerous player in the first half Ugg

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Cap is back 🫡

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Christian Benteke: I Got My Eye On You

ALT: Christian Benteke: I Got My Eye On You

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LP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 05/09/2026

It's labor day Friday what does that mean, Cristian?

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If you owe a woman $5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation. It's that simple.

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Both Caleb Wilson and Caleb Williams are sitting next to each other behind the Cubs dugout and dang I miss Chicago sometimes

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Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I hope he crushes this but my over under for Caden Clark Sounders appearances is set at 1.5

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Distressed Asset FC is a weird new name for the Sounders

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

How do we get them to clean up decision making in the box?

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I need Kee-Hee to not start games. Respect for his past but can’t leave the shortest player on the field alone with a tall striker on the back post

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Ok but for real he’s tied for 5th in one freaking game

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

More like About Dejan time

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⭐HunchPunch⭐🏆☑️ @hunchpunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Dang it feels good to be a sounder

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Paul Rothrock Celebrates Goal for Seattle Sounders FC

ALT: Paul Rothrock Celebrates Goal for Seattle Sounders FC

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Already tied for third for goals on the team

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

🚨TWO ROLDANS IN THE 18, REPEAT, TWO ROLDANS 🚨

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Bruce Banner in Hulkbuster: You're Screwed!

ALT: Bruce Banner in Hulkbuster: You're Screwed!

Thirdstringstar @3rdstringstar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

✅Rocky Horror Picture Show(Maiden Voyage) ✅Clue ☑️The Three Musketeers and most importantly ☑️Worst Witch

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