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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️

@3dcarrotblast.bsky.social
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lunar demesne system (luna is fine though), reporting, via art, on qualia experienced in the interstices, because we know we're not the only ones out here | femby angel girl lesbian | microtonalist, piccie-er, word doer | normal about the moon | fae/she/it

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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 6h
if you want to make sure that absolutely everyone remembers you, may we suggest being a trans woman with red hair down to her butt who's also wearing plush angel wings
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10h
goddess... TRASH SCOUTS this has utterly overwhelmed us with its power we absolutely cannot handle this. it is too funny, too perfect, we love it
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10h
can't get over the car we saw with text on the side that said TRASH SCOUTS this is such a powerful energy that we had never considered hootin and hollerin over here tbh
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 15h
"interstitial" this is a short little poem about...joyfully engaging with the full breadth of the weirdness of existence as a sentient being, i guess? archiveofourown.org/works/94537956
archiveofourown.org
interstitial - halo_sparkle - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 16h
fall weather...we missed you..... ;~;
it's us (blue glasses, noise-cancelling headphones, brown faux leather jacket with floral embroidery and a navy and white striped t-shirt underneath, long wavy red hair in a low pony but falling over our shoulder) wearing a shoulder bag with pride pins and felt angel wings and standing in front of a cypress tree
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 18h
that sure is a funny way to spell "cohost" musician.social/@fakegenrebo...
musician.social
Fake Genre Bot (@fakegenrebot@musician.social)
cyber deer lounge
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 20h
it would be funny to have a thing shaped like an oversized fork with irregularly spaced tines that you could use to move the same chord shape around on an upright piano for like dance music tracks
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 21h
la croix: our name evokes a certain...continental sophistication, if you will me (a coastal elite homosexual aesthete, swirling my fizzy water): mmm, yes, quite la croix: you have to say it wrong though
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why is this post in which we have so thoroughly dunked on ourselves online (this is all 100% true) making us laugh so hard we are glad that we are like this
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it's us, a dainty trans woman, look at us, we only ever smell like powder deodorant and floral essential oils, la-di-da, let's get out our bottle of hand sanitizer, may as well reapply lip balm in the girliest possible flavors while we're at it, here are our opinions on fizzy water bubble rankings
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
inscrutableposting as an act of neurospicy transfeminine resistance we are not obfuscatory, this is just how we talk augh it just feels really good to be like "hi, our brain thinks these words go together, if you like it too that's cool"
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
and just, like...we don't even hold the school bullies' actions against them, we know they probably understand as adults that they behaved cruelly, we are a non-punitive angel, but we still find unmasking the version of ourselves that they wanted us to hide to be a healing act
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
idk if fully weird lunar demesne system/the version of us that is approaching that asymptote makes any sense (we do understand that our posts are idiosyncratic, it's on purpose), but like, it's fun, and authenticity feels nice
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
thank you so much, both for the kind words and for listening!! i'm so happy that you enjoyed it! c:
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this post reads as weirdly aggro, which is not the intended tone at all, but we think it's funny that we legitimately just forgot whatever the hell it was that we had intended to say it has "and here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the garbage" energy
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
two luna facts are that we are a plural system that grows ever wearier of "i"-as-a-courtesy, and that we forgot the other one
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
optimism is swipe-typing the word "interstices" and expecting gboard to comply
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
calla lilies are as beautiful as their name is hard to say
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
william the conqueror's bad fur day
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pondering which is more difficult, coming up with any onomatopoeia that's funnier than "plop" or thinking of a single non-disgusting slurry
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
academic degrees only count once you eat them to absorb their powers
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
brb, getting a degree in electrical engineering so i can make this
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dreamed about a vintage synth similar to the fairlight CMI, except it had *two* light pens, and you just dual wielded and drew squiggles (which persisted on the screen) to play music the faux-continuous mode of input (like, digital is always discrete ofc but yk) even implies microtonal capabilities
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
feral trans woman raised by deer leaps fence and just starts eating flowers until someone drives her away with a really annoying noise
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the thing about those extremely high-pitched deer deterrent whines is that they also deter me, and i wasn't gonna go in anyone's yard and eat their plants anyway
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
me (thinking about the fact that i know most jazz standards, but it's by ear, rather than from sheet music): jazz is stored in the brain
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
early bluey pitch that still needed workshopping
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dog who's always obliviously but endearingly knocking stuff over and is named kablooey
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hamster hibiscus and the viscous meniscus
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
referencing vines from 2016 like mmm, a fine vintage
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
[recording a video in the mirror] it is fall, my dudes... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
maybe my question can just be "am i opening this app because i want bsky to be 2021 angel twitter"
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
which is not a subtle criticism of the folks on here or an expression of elitism or snobbery, i just mean that i know i make very idiosyncratic posts, and that Weird Posters fare better when they find the people who also think their niche jokes are funny
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i reinstalled bsky to post emoji angel fan art, which i assume is the typical reason, but i guess i gotta think more consciously about whether i'm using it in a way that leaves me feeling connected or if i come away feeling lonely yk
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my extremely specific form of absurdist, vaguely intellectual humor, and if i ever meet someone else who thinks it's as funny as i do, i assume we'll be friends for life
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i will die on the hill of insisting that it's very funny to imagine 19th-century political philosopher peter kropotkin participating in an otherkin discord server where he won't shut up about kropots and how hard he kins them
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the empowered angel girl energy in the last panel is so healing and inspiring to me as a fellow angel that i used it as a visual reference for jamming/songwriting, so here's some microtonal emoji angel fan art. thank you so much for drawing her, she's perfect ;~; musician.social/@holydoll/11...
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hi friends, i'm dealing with a lot right now and am realizing that i don't feel like social media is a net positive for my mental health, so i'm gonna uninstall bsky, at least for a bit. i'll still be around on the usual messaging apps 💜
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
absolutely obsessed with gnarly math chill-out now musician.social/@fakegenrebo...
musician.social
Fake Genre Bot (@fakegenrebot@musician.social)
gnarly math chill-out
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wait ok one more monster girl thought: be prepared for graphic violence, tons of body horror, and intense family trauma themes, but holy fuck, someone you can build a nest in is the wildest, most queer horror fiction i've read in a minute, and i adored it
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[very minor spoiler for the scar] also, can we freaking talk about the artifact that lets you step through higher-dimensional space to teleport, but it extracts a blood price every time
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
apropos new weird, the descending order in which i most enjoyed the bas-lag novels (they're all great) is: -the scar -perdido street station -iron council as much as i love meandering plots, the scar is so tightly plotted and imaginatively strange that i have to call it my favorite of the trilogy
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i mean come on, the characters smoke cigarettes from a brand called auto-da-fé, goddess bless the author (if she wants that), who clearly loves obscure vocabulary as much as i do
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe it's time for another reread of the etched city i think i've developed a(n even) greater appreciation for monster girls with the scent of blood on their breath plus i'm just the exact target audience for meandering, philosophical new weird novels set in a big, surreal magical city
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when you're old enough to have been aware of seinfeld existing but too young to have understood what on earth it was about all i remember was jerry saying that men's bodies were utilitarian, like jeeps, and being like, why do i suddenly feel like complete ass it's cool though, i figured it out
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fembee movie: what is the *deal* with gender?
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes, gender is goop, and that's beautiful
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
perhaps, considering its slow pace, it is more accurate to say that i'm gender viscous
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh, i hadn't actually heard of that, but i did a quick search, and that looks really fun!
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transgrendel 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dcarrotblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
other games he had included slalom (luna brain automatically committed the goofy music to memory for life), a basketball game i couldn't comprehend because i knew nothing about basketball, and top gun, where the only person who could land the plane was my actual irl pilot uncle
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