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Melvin

@3000centipedes.bsky.social
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The only member of 3000 Centipedes and Sleep Paralysis Demon. Tape maker at Goblin Universe. He/Him

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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My teeth are trying to kill me
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Accidentally fucked up my mustache and had to shave it off for the first time in like 12 years. I've had better days.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
My friends are going to hate me so much and I think that's beautiful
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Tonight. Come at let me bully you from the stage.
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Eudaemon @eudaemon.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Our first single is now available on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms. “Karst” exemplifies the band’s intensity and gives a taste of the full soul-searing onslaught of Spiritual Anguish, out May 23 on @riffmerchant.bsky.social and @fiadh.bsky.social eudaemon.bandcamp.com/album/spirit...
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Spiritual Anguish, by Eudaemon
6 track album
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I'll beat you up whether you come or not, so you might as well hear some tunes
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Happy opening day! It's illegal that I have to be at work. Go Jays.
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two baseball players in a dugout with orioles.com on the wall behind them
ALT: two baseball players in a dugout with orioles.com on the wall behind them
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Yeah I'm moshing
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The 3000 Centipedes bumper sticker is real and it can hurt you. I'll have em at my show this Sunday March 30 at the Amsterdam in St Paul and then they'll be up online. Deface your vehicle of choice
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I might have some dental anxiety.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Next 3000 Centipedes show is going to be a rager. Tell your friends because this has something for everyone* *everyone includes only fans of cybergrind and rap link.dice.fm/c299c1e47345...
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Sugar free monsters ranked: S tier: White Guava Ruby red Great: Rosa Blue Hawaiian Green Orange Drinkable: Mango Violet Peach Traaaaaash: Strawberry
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mirii 🍒 @ruingazer.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Is @ruingazer.bsky.social a good or bad friend for selling me a bunch of magic cards? The jury is still out.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I have mixed exactly one song for someone other than myself and he said it sounded really good but he never released it, but now he's a famous youtuber and I'd like to think that's because of me directly.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Cybergrind/industrial rap show March 30 in st paul had a band drop. Hit me up if you know anyone who'd want in.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Sometimes a circle pit is the right call and I wish the younger hardcore kids knew that.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I was a really good twitch streamer and you all missed out
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Things I want people to say about my guitar tone: "Is he playing notes?" "Why would you make it sound like that?" "Is this on purpose?"
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Hope people like the idea of defacing their cars with 3KC bumper stickers
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Everything in my being forces me to make my guitar tone sound like shit and then record it sounding unintelligible
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I haven't played a show in a while, but what if...
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Putting one grind song on the drone album as a treat
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm tired, it's going to snow, my wife is in new orleans for Mardi Gras without me and I had an extremely mid falafel and hummus bowl for lunch.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
My current opps: The New Jersey Board of Engineering
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Going to lose all my punk cred and add a second ride to my kit
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hit a bump in the road while I was picking my nose and almost lobotomized myself
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
When you're married to a gremlin
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
3000 Centipedes is DSBM but the S is the synth punk band Suicide
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olivia livid @livelivid.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
ive gotten $45 so far! if you’d like to donate money and get something in return, my album is up on bandcamp! i dont have a job and im only just now starting to work on new music so this is another good way to directly support me 💕💕 livelivid.bandcamp.com/album/the-ar...
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the art of self-pity, by livelivid
9 track album
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Should I try to get really good at MTG Limited?
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Butt rock radio stop doing this to my mom
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
drone and doom and noise and ambient and slowcore and screamo and black metal and post rock and grind
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I'm not worried that everyone will hate my next album, because I don't really care about that. But I do think it's a possibility this one is just gonna be for me.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My daughter is going to have guest vocals on Sleep Paralysis Demon LP1. Maxine Centipedes Centipedes (not a typo) is a monster.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm a cat bunk bed
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I need someone to take band pictures of me laying in the spooky crawlspace in my work bathroom
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy my wife's birthday to everyone!
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Literally a 1. If you are intimidated by me you're a big goo goo baby
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Anytime you notice a coworker making a mistake you should assume it is a trick to see if you will catch it. Always stay on your toes.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The type of message you will often receive from me
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Car won't start and won't jump trying to leave work. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I don't know if I can bring myself to see Bloc Party without Matt Tong
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Recorded guitar for Sleep Paralysis Demon this weekend and it sounds like shit (positive)
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Straight up absurd three song run
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Thrash and Prog are 2 genres I feel got "solved" decades ago and it's really hard for me to get into current acts as much unless they do something really outside the genre lines.
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
What if I fully re-recorded the first song my high school band ever made when we were like 13-16 that got lost forever and released it for April Fools Day?
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I'm worried if I got a letterboxd account it would consume my life
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Melvin @3000centipedes.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I was punished for my hubris by the office gods and was forced to sit through the most mind-numbing license review
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