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BackPaige

@2short4shit.bsky.social
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Pushing 40 ♋️ Avid Jameson drinker 📍| Ova west, Baltimore

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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finna get drunk and play overcooked 2 by myself. ☺️
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ayo. I know fall coming like winter chasing her… but put them damn coats back in the house. It’s September and yall out here in north face jackets already. 😒
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The way I just screamed when Malone took that vial from Hayley. #BeyondtheGates
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sitting in an ALL DAY meeting that could’ve been a zoom link.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aye. Question for Africans. Why yall such horrible drivers? Like. This is so serious. I really wanna know why yall suck at driving.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m still behind on Beyond the Gates, this Bill and Hayley story is beyond frustrating. Doesn’t Bill have cameras in his house? Isn’t that how he found out it was Danni when she broke in? How has he not figured this out by now?
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s so good! I can’t wait to put it in some pancakes. 😩
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So my neighbor came over with this syrup she made… it’s good AF with this Jameson… it was even still warm when she brought it to me. 😩
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Baby… when I say I made them sides in record time.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And I’m going to have to go ahead and dehydrate some of these chives and this basil.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am SOOOOOO excited about this, I thought I was going to lose this one.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Like this Prince and Stevie wonder story is 😩😩😩 12 minutes in and smiling ear to ear.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just had to send this episode to my supervisor like girl, I ain’t trying get on your nerves on the weekend but you MUST WATCH THIS JILLY FROM PHILLY EPISODE. 😩🤣 I hope she don’t block me. 🤣🤣🤣
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why am I just seeing this? El Oh El!!! I’m natural natural. But I mainly wet my hair everyday for work and it’s gaining to much frizz. I don’t really know how to do my hair outside of twist outs and with 3 kids whose hair I have to figure out. It’s just easier to be able to blow dry and flatiron. 🥴
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This House Guest episode with Jill Scott is about to have me in tears. 😩
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Something gotta give 😩😩🥺
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I go out of my way to stomp them things out. I hate them so bad.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah. I think imma do it. 🙃
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have a working theory that the whole timelines being all over the place thing is to mentally dismantle people. This theory is still working. Leeme lone.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thank you! ☺️
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I can’t lie, the kids school schedules are giving me anxiety. I have 0 clue how this is going to go all year with these late schedules. 🥴 I’m used to my kids being in school already. Not 8 damn 30. 😩
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
One kid down. 2 more to go. 🙃
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That’s exactly what I did. 🤣 I just walked him to the stop though. First day of 6th grade. I wasn’t taking NO chances.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bro, my son better not miss this damn bus. 😒
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🫧 #blackgifmakersexist @zhaosruibins.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
I’m keeping yelling this that for early Deaf Awareness…
A beige color image that says: BLACK AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE, BASL, EVOLVED DUE TO THE RACIAL DISCRIMINATION IN DEAF HISTORY AND SCHOOL SEGREGATION. THE FIRST SCHOOL
FOR BLACK DEAF CHILDREN WASN'T
ESTABLISHED TILL 1869. THE FIRST SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF IN THE U.S. OPENED IN 1817, BUT DIDN'T ACCEPT BLACK CHILDREN UNTIL THE 1950S. THE LAST SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF TO DESEGREGATE WAS IN BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA IN 1978.
By
INTERSECTIONAL INSIGHTS
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Joan Clayton @rockinnrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The girlies don’t know how to check a roster???
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ this getting dragged out for too long. 😒🥴
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m still catching up and only on episode 144 and you mean to tell me they STILL haven’t figured this out?
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I ain’t going lie, that’s how I was too when I first made it. But, just throw some music in or something to keep you occupied while you’re stirring for 30 minutes. 🥴😂 and chop everything BEFORE HAND! Do NOT leave that roux unattended. You got this!!!!
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It pretty hard to mess up to be honest. The hardest part is the roux and not burning it, once your past that part as long as it’s not too salty you’re golden.
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My photos of tonight's lunar eclipse as seen in Chicago's Uptown. The first picture is from 10:40 p.m. The second is from 11:13 p.m., when the eclipse was at its peak.
The moon seen during a lunar eclipse. The lower portion of it appears dark red, while a band at the top of the circle is bright white.The moon seen during a lunar eclipse. The lower portion of it appears dark red, while a band at the top of the circle is bright white.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Exactly. Why do the terms of my lease matter if this is their school district now?
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same. Baltimore county is THEE WORST!
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bout damn time!!!! And this better not be the last. Like how yall did sense8
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Kevyn Richmond @kevynrichmond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That's what I like to hear! Now I don't wanna rush the editors and VFX people but
static.klipy.com
Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'
Alt: Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wanting my lease to enroll my kids in school because you need to know long I will be living there is BONKERS!!!!
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fucke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just wanna say, it should NOT be this cool in AUGUST. This is supposed to be the hottest month of the year. 🥴
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank you! I always felt like lane Bryant wasn’t for me so I don’t go, but I’ve heard they do them. Soma is my only other option so imma have to try them out. We don’t have the other ones you suggested in Baltimore though. 😩
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can someone point me in the direction of where I can get PROPERLY sized for a GOOD bra? 😩
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I need a new job. These people annoying. 😩
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Absolutely. With butter, cream and sugar.
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 24/08/2026
I've outgrown milk chocolate I need that dark stuff
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Ostrich and 12.5k others @justostrich.com · 24/08/2026
Just to be clear this isn't me being facetious in overstatement. She's a Nazi who married the Nazi influencer Eudaimonia. Make no mistake she _actually_ means she hates Democrats for being n-world lovers and Republicans for being k-word lovers.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And them niggas over there they be quiet, you know what I’m saying? So that’s what Juicy’s wit us, nigga. Cause we spend 30 racks in the club.
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We be in the clubs with all them muhfuckas And we spend more money than allem niggas Them niggas who be we thinking they hard and talkin all this, that, mm unhun unh yeah 🗣️ 30 RACKS BITCH on champagne MUHFUCKA Keep them sparklers coming, what you doing?
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
People, PEOPLE IT IS A MONDAY. THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL (for city) at that… GET THE FUCK OUT THE LEFT LANE DRIVING SLOW!!!!!!!
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Born Sinner @antwheels1.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
Y'all this the original Stutter y'all ain't know?!
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Who Marie is??? @aglover15.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me in the crib just now
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BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I had 3 of these last week. 😋
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