BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The way I just screamed when Malone took that vial from Hayley. #BeyondtheGates 050 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sitting in an ALL DAY meeting that could’ve been a zoom link. 000 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So my neighbor came over with this syrup she made… it’s good AF with this Jameson… it was even still warm when she brought it to me. 😩 140 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Baby… when I say I made them sides in record time. 021 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And I’m going to have to go ahead and dehydrate some of these chives and this basil. 030 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I am SOOOOOO excited about this, I thought I was going to lose this one. 010 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026🗣️ on GAWD I’m ready to go back to the creamy crack. 😡😡😡 000 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Thank you!!!! And also, did you actually right this in Spanish? Or is this ai tripping?? 100 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The only thing I forgot was a new bouquet of flowers. 000 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 21/05/2026This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. 🐈 010 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I’ve said some sort of 2-3 hour meeting/training everyday this week. Chile I’m tired. 100 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 09/05/2026While I was running errands getting stuff I needed for the house, I decided to go browsing in person, found one $165. I snatched that shit so quick. Happy Mother’s Day to me!!! ☺️☺️☺️ 120 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Yall, we really out here paying oil change prices for a half tank of gas. 000 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Cause why in the FUCK are we driving 40 mph in the LEFT LANE???? 000 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Lmmfao. That’s me on 695, 95 I be trying chill cause 12 stay on that bitch. Especially after the tunnel. But 695…. I be flashing my beams.. bitch MOVE OUT THE WAY!!!! 000 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I need my glasses fixed so bad. They’re so damn crooked. 0151 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 21/04/2026A bitch parked in my spot AND I get in the office open my food and Royal farms done gave me a biscuit instead of a croissant. 000 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I don’t know, it’s something about me being the only one in my office that wears their hair in its natural state that be having me feeling like a rebel. 😜 060 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Found my controller and my aunt just sent me $50 for gas…. 010 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 18/04/2026This watered down gas is fucking stressful, I just filled up from half tank on Thursday morning. I travel 7 miles max daily, what the fuck is this? 100 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Even my ticket number for my food was a giving lucky. 010 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I made a gorgeous ass sweet potato hash for breakfast today. 040 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Cause what the fuck do you mean it’s 17° but it FEELS LIKE 2°??? 020 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I always have a random animal popping up on my doorstep. 020 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Just a few months ago I was so sad I missed out on his show… so glad I put my name on that waitlist. 000 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Came in to food on my desk. I’m so glad I didn’t call out. 120 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Anyone know what in the hell could be eating my kale plant like this? 000 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Little Paige. My face and forehead still the same. 😩🤣 010 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 02/06/2025That center photo has been on that wall, in the SAME PLACE for over 40 years. 011 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Granted, the 80’s are coming, but why the fuck was it 🗣️ 48 DAMN DEGREES this morning? Cold as shit in June. JUNE!!!!! 101 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 18/05/2025My daughter asked to color with me just to leave me coloring by myself. 230 0
BackPaige @2short4shit.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Like so I can remember to plant this garlic tomorrow. 000 0
