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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Real pictures from a real restaurant, 10 euros for a platter of some bullshit

Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

As per my previous skeets, I'm in bosnia rn- what's the colon cancer rate round here? Bc all the food I'm seeing is just grilled meats of various shapes and sizes and configurations

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

And for the record I did my fucking research and everybody said that people dress as they would in any western big city, why would people on the internet lie to me 😭😭

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Me on the bus from the airport to sarajevo, luggage full of little shorts and backless tops in preparation for 40 deg C, seeing all the women on the street dressed in long pants and skirts

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Like not everything has to be said! Not everything has to be brought up! Not everything has to become a long conversation about feelings! Sometimes you remember you love the person despite their faults, mumble girl fuck you, and move on!

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Day 1 of therapy: learn to communicate Year 10 of therapy: learn to keep some shit to yourself

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Cortisol machine broke I think bc im literally so chill about it

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

1. Booked my hotel the day before flying out 2. Realised last minute that I dont have a card for the bank where i keep my money and am going cashless to a country that doesnt take cards 3. ?? We will find out what other smoothbrained situation I'll end up in

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Love being a type B traveler and giving all my friends anxiety

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

We're trump supporters now // jk Mia got hacked real bad some time ago and we're still dealing with the fallout. Thanks for letting us know!

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Nobody on instagram appreciated my meccha chameleon hiding spot, bluesky pals say its nice

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Ive had many conversations start with "this is not possible" and end with "maybe this is possible". Coming from Sweden this felt like unlocking a whole new brain hemisphere

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

No but seriously, the most important lessons ive learned in the 2 years ive been in France is get dolled up to go to the tax office/ health insurance agency & and if that doesnt work, argue. Argue like your life depends on it. The rules usually float in the space between rule and suggestion

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Feeling like Rachel mcdams in iconic moviefilm Hot Chicks during the milkshake scene

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Me: so I checked my file and these people want me to upload more documents but everything is already included in this document here 🫦 Slightly tubby, beglassed man: I will Personally write to the person responsible, do not worry madame

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Crazy how much faster french bureaucracy moves when the fonctionnaire thinks youre cute

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Cultural stereotypes are usually maybe just vaguely true but not the French. Every French stereotype you've heard is 100% true

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Met a french lady with a dog the other day and she said her dog's name is Smoke 🚬 made the cigarette holding finger sign too

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Alt enby Salem is dead, welcome sexy hotwife Tiffany

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Turned 30 and immediately started investing in leopard print clothes, the cougar brain parasite is working overtime

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Okay but actually its so funny how the french version of cat calling is "bonjour madame"

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I think i should be allowed a gun actually

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Was just on a walk with my dog, and as he was sniffing a corner, a random guy threw him his leftover kebab. Like to eat. To a random stranger's dog just walking past

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

If i have to use another printer with a touchscreen that you have to push really hard to use im gonna lose it fr

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Last week I saw something funny and thought damn I wish there was a website like twitter where I could post about this :/ oh well!

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Literally forgot bluesky exists for 6 months there

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

They need to make a goth baddie aesthetic for depressed bitches who aren't baddies

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Its getting cold and rainy so im in the market to buy my dog boots and winter clothes which is all good and fine until reality kicks in and I realise im about to pay 45 euros to put a dog in a sweater

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Inside of you there are 2 wolves, one of them doesnt want colorectal cancer, the other one likes salami

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

This is a very important person at my work btw

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

For example, I was talking to someone else about grillz and the italian lady was like 'Grillez? Whats-a that?" And then sat there listening with big eyes to my explanation of what grillz are. And then was like "a-thank you for explaining me"

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I love having female middle aged italian coworkers because they always show up to the conversation with a sense of childlike wonder and honesty that is very endearing to me

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

And yes I was going to the Boulangerie because not only do I live in a small town, its a small town in France. What was i buying? 2 baguettes and 5 pains au chocolat

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

This morning I was going to the Boulangerie and saw a dog who I know waiting outside the pharmacy, which meant that the owner was inside. I've never lived in a city small enough where I would see strangers twice so this kinda blew my mind

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Having a dog also helps a lot, so often people will strike up conversations with me either because the dog is cute or because they also have a dog and want them to play, I love it

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Actually obsessed with living in a small town and seeing people i know every day like im soooo community pilled rn

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Me, bitchless, driver licenseless, looking at cars: a 40k euro, gas-guzzling 4x4 would be an appropriate starter car for me

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

For once in my life I want to tar and feather someone

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

People will call me the terminator I promise you

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Im absolutely not going through the hassle to end up being called Anderson like it's GONNA be something like Steele or Arson idc

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Currently brainstorming ideas for potential last names and I really want to take an interesting name but I'm reallyy toeing the line here between cool and fantasy stripper

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I knowww, she seems so kind + would match the vibe of our first dopey dog

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Mia wanted a cat and I wanted a dog so we got a dog. Now I want a second dog and Mia wants to stick to one, so do you guys think we should get Poppy or Masha?

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Im one inconvenience away from booking a one-way ticket to Costa Rica

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Usually I cut my own hair but decided to be an adult and go to a hair salon and they did me so fucking dirty. I look like a pencil & paid 45 euros for it

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Me rn with experiments going slow and a few failed social interactions under my belt

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Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

It's so fun going out into the world with a dog because young children love him and will gather around and start asking questions about him and then tell me everything they know about dogs and related animals

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