Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Real pictures from a real restaurant, 10 euros for a platter of some bullshit 130
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Me on the bus from the airport to sarajevo, luggage full of little shorts and backless tops in preparation for 40 deg C, seeing all the women on the street dressed in long pants and skirts 140
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Nobody on instagram appreciated my meccha chameleon hiding spot, bluesky pals say its nice 060
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Alt enby Salem is dead, welcome sexy hotwife Tiffany 020
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Its getting cold and rainy so im in the market to buy my dog boots and winter clothes which is all good and fine until reality kicks in and I realise im about to pay 45 euros to put a dog in a sweater 080
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Me, bitchless, driver licenseless, looking at cars: a 40k euro, gas-guzzling 4x4 would be an appropriate starter car for me 070
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Mia wanted a cat and I wanted a dog so we got a dog. Now I want a second dog and Mia wants to stick to one, so do you guys think we should get Poppy or Masha? 2110
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Me rn with experiments going slow and a few failed social interactions under my belt 1100
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025The kicker is i didn't notice anybody else be bothered by it, I was the only one who called the waiter and was like hey I think that lady threw up again, please do something? 020
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Me lying on a plasticky mattress in a tiled room, weird little patches on my eyes, full-on getting hosed down, waiting to see what else she's got in store for me 060
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I went into this with so much confidence after playing blacksmith simulator (KCD2) 2130
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025A woman on the train saw i was struggling to open my natto roll (rice snacks here are packed in a special way) and offered to help me open it 😭 might be small but I thought it was so kind 280
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Me and the Japanese people on the train giving the stank eye to the loud Americans 190
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 03/06/2025why do scientists name genes and proteins like the nightmare non-binary housemates you get in your 30s after the worst break-up of your life 2124
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Me, a person with high pain tolerance, leaving the studio with a new knee tattoo (Mia is Mr. Bean) 0441
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I feel for him because everything is really new and exciting and he has to learn so many things but omg 070
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 23/03/2025You've heard of horse with prescription glasses, now get ready for horse with pollen and dust sensitivity 2100
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 23/03/2025It's been so cool spending time with Sunshine and getting to know how she communicates, how she likes to be groomed, which are her favourite/no-go spots, she is single-hoofedly curing my depression 1110
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Wym zwitterionic monomers wym syndiotactic chemistry!!! 030
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Stumbled on a goldmine of riding clothes in an online secondhand store and I feel like I'm dressing up Arthur Morgan 170
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 24/01/2024Might fuck around and get a pair of those super kooky magnifying glasses to really prove all my childhood bullies right 271
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 19/11/2023sitting here trying to find soviet songs from the 60s i might be able to include in the new podcast episode why am i weeping 160
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 11/11/2023Trying to maintain a shred of dignity while emailing them sternly about how the Pink Dreamy Loft is missing essential items 110
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 31/10/2023When your x-ray technician keeps telling you how he's gonna take you to space in his shitty little plane 000
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 29/10/2023i feel rly bad about their mom bc she had really virtuous traits and i kinda ruined her life :/ got the fornicator trait, contrite and self-flaggelant bc she's a catholic. i wanna invite her to my court and give her a position of some sort but i fucking cant bc cant reach her 030
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 29/10/2023at some point i was like ah yes the beautiful bastards and went to check what they were up to. turns out, every single one of them is gay. not only this, they are also gallivanting in sub-saharan africa so i have no way to get them back :) 130
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 26/10/2023When the bike I got secondhand starts acting secondhand 2100
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 18/10/2023The landscape I was mentioning is more accurately called a diorama ig, this is kind of what I mean: 120
Salem @2possums1coat.bsky.social · 17/10/2023Fully done! I will say, the second floor was not nearly as interesting / detailed as the first floor (which is weird bc that's much more visible), but I enjoyed making the courtyard 281