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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Make Fortnite Gas Prices Real Again 😭
Lisa, Singer and character in Fortnite, looking at the prices for gas and diesel in Fortnite. Bulma, from the dragon ball series and character in Fortnite, looking at the prices for gas and diesel in Fortnite. Gas prices read $1.65 regular, $1.67 super, and $1.73 for diesel.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying microgeens in a sandwich. It's been a long time but I actually sorta remember liking alfalfa sprouts in wraps from the deli when I was a kid. I haven't seen sprouts at the market in quite a while but as I was shopping today I saw a local farmer's radish microgeens container. YUMMY!
Smoked turkey deli meat, tomato, homemade avocado spread, and radish micro greens. The sandwich is cut into 4 pieces. On a white and blue paper plate.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So I finished watching Iron Man and this rolls up in the credits. Idk about you but if this were my name, I'd have changed it YEARS ago... 🤷🏻‍♀️
Credits from Iron Man. Shows the name "Laurie Arnow-Epstein"
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Aww give her some pets and belly rubs for us.
Cute tuxedo kitty.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And now for my next experiment. ☺️ Idk how well any of it will do since this dirt has a few bits of mulch and small rocks 😅 but I'll keep y'all updated on this thread.
A tray full of dirt with some seeds on top, each seed type is separated by a Popsicle stick.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Top down view of today's update:
Chia sprouts in a cottage cheese container lid
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yesterday's growth:
Sprout-lings from chia seeds inside of a cottage cheese container lid.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Less than 24 hours later. There's more green and more sprouting ☺️👍🏻
Chia seeds "planted" in a paper towel lined cottage cheese container lid. A small sampling are sprouting and becoming more green than previously.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm growing something? ☺️ I haven't done any kind of gardening or growing of plants of any sort (or even helping) in a LONG time. I decided to try this little experiment with the few chia seeds I had left. This is a (clean) cottage cheese lid and some paper towel and water. I never had a chia pet
Teeny tiny little almost sprout-lings of chia seeds.Teeny tiny little almost sprout-lings of chia seeds. A different angle.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Freakin spammer/scammers
Screenshot of an unsolicited unwanted text message asking to fill out a survey about politics.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yup. Lol at least 1/2 of the picture is on my phone are of her 😍
Cute tuxedo kitty is asleep and curled up in weird ways
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Obligatory "I Voted" picture ☺️ Tbh we don't always vote during primaries because there honestly wasn't a lot to vote about as most things in our district/county were pretty well uncontested. Lots of people to vote for this time 😎
An "I voted" sticker on the strap of a purse.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lol Pasta House what if we don't want USA lettuce either?? 😅🤷🏻‍♀️
Pasta House sign reads "our salads are made with USA lettuce"
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Damn it John Wick, get your ass back here!!" - phrase I never thought I'd say. Thanks to Fortnite I could mean a teammate, an NPC, or even a silly little runaway Sprite 🤣
John Wick sprite from Fortnite. Sprites are creatures you collect in battle Royale. They have abilities and they share them with you while you carry them.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🥰
Cute tuxedo kitty holding her fur Mama's arm
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So.... I didn't know Raising Cane's supported Chuck Norris who was basically a Nazi 🤢🤮 I get that ultimately it's for charity but it's GROSS to see this on my drink from a place I go to get away from "bigot chicken" aka Chick-fil-A. There are PLENTY of other charities that could have been chosen
Raising Cane's cup with Chuck Norris plastered all over.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is what I have left to get ☺️
2 variants of the Batman Sprite from Fortnite, Gold and HolofoilVarious sprites (creatures with powers) from Fortnite
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Unfortunately I had to kinda go "bitchmode" vs pet pharmacy because it's been over a week since putting in her prescription for her seizure medicine and I have yet to hear back from them. Her meds are running low and I'm worried that they won't refill it in time causing us to go to the ER Vet 😔😥
Cutest heckin tuxedo kitty ever
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hey @kelarax.bsky.social I am a dummy and forgot exactly when your birthday is but I know it's soon so HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A star emoji with a birthday hat and noisemaker thingy
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My sprite collection so far 😊 Just missing literally ANY version of the zero point sprites 🥴
Fortnite Sprites Collection page 1 
A bunch of colorful and fun squishy almost plushie-like little creatures Fortnite Sprites Collection page 2Fortnite Sprites Collection page 3
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hello everyone 👋🏻 We (both us nerds) hope y'all are doing well and having a good weekend.
Cat selfie. Cute tuxedo kitty in a super close up. The background is mostly white shelving with nerdy trinkets.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sorry for this grainy picture but people are mad about bikini girl, not sure why when we have a version of Kim k that makes her look naked. 🤷‍♀️ But burnt peanut is going to be a side kick 🙄😒 Burnt 🥜 is a bigoted racist maga I get that people are mad about it, I'm mad about 🥜 but they DOX'd
Fort chapter 7 season 3 "runners" battle pass characters and teaser
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Giving meds to a cat is rough. Having to give them in liquid form that no matter what you mix it with they will reject it, is worse. 😔 Basically forcing your kitty into a purrito wrap and giving that medicine 💉 only for them to throw up minutes later is the worst 😭💔 I'd do anything for her though
Tuxedo kitty and human holding hands.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
IDK if this helps but we're sending well wishes 🫂💙
The heckin cutest kitty cat in existence. Asleep
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
One of the many signs. This was one of our favorites today. 💙 #NoKings
No kings protest sign reads: "the only Orange Monarch we want to see is a butterfly. No kings since 1776" hand drawn with pictures of monarch butterflies and greenery. 
Partially seen sign says "impeach liars, felons, PDFs, incompetent "
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Just a few of the (possibly) over one thousand signs at our #NoKings protest. It was a great day outside. Not too cold, no rain or anything. Beautiful. 💙
No kings rally sign says: TDS  "Terrible Delusional Sexual Predator" , "Triggered Defiant Senior, Troops Deployed Senselessly, Trump Doing Stupid shit, Tiny D Syndrome" No Kings protest sign reads, "Paid? Nope. We hate him for free."
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
She's on the mend folks 💙☺️ Thank you very much for all the check ins to see how she's doing. It was a really very rough week but she's getting better each day. 💙
Heckin cute tuxedo kitty laying next to her pink penguin stuffy. Cat and stuffy on/in a dark gray cat stand.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"look mom, no arms" See, she can be funny if she wants to
Same cute a f tuxedo kitty
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
We've had a very rough week. She's exhausted and we are beyond exhausted. She is still with us though and we are grateful for that. 💙
Very sleepy but still cute a f tuxedo kitty laying on the couch
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm worried about my furr child 🥺 She's been having issues today and I am having a LOT of anxiety about it 😭 If you pray or whatever spiritual things or non religious things can you please send pawsitive vibes to my kitty cat 🥺🙏 💙Thanks
Super cute tuxedo kitty on her human's shoulder.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Today's abstract art (as made by our cat) Duck? Goose? With a top hat. Or could be Donald Duck 🤷‍♀️ We asked her for a description and she say, "mmmrrooww" with a slight purr
Cat food in a purple bowl
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Such a heckin cute kitty 🥰 she was about to fall asleep ☺️
Cutest tuxedo kitty ever laying on her human's arm. One paw wrapped around human's arm and wrist.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
So our cat sometimes makes art while eating. Turns out this piece is a chibi of Zack Galifianakis?
Partially eat bowl of wet cat food. Bowl is blueish green.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Am I cute?
Very cute tuxedo kitty laying down in her bed
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Poor baby has been sick lately 😭
Cute tuxedo kitty laying her head down on soft blankets.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Tuscan white beans with heirloom tomatoes and greens. And deliciously juicy chicken thighs with Italian season. 👩‍🍳😙🤌
Blue plate. On the plate is cannelloni beans, heirloom grape tomatoes, and spinach on one side and Italian seasoned chicken thighs on the other side.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year ☺️
Tuxedo kitty asleep in her perch
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
She's getting acquainted with her/our present ☃️ Hopefully we all have the patience to learn together ☺️🙏
Tuxedo kitty near a box that contains buttons and hex tiles.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
But fr how freakin cute!! 🥹🩷
Fantastically cute tuxedo kitty
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
This is one of the times I'd have to disagree. Example: Colour = Color Favourite = Favorite Grey = Gray So why can't we say "laying"? 🤷‍♀️ Here's my cute kitty holding on to my foot while she sleeps 🥹💙
Cute tuxedo kitty holding on to my foot while laying on the couch.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
What if that egg is on top of avocado toast? Lol
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Pictured here: the full text message.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This is a phishing text....yeah?
Text message reads: "Amex-Notice: a transaction of $433.22 USD was made at Ross store in Mia..."
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Chrome Punk (black and chrome outfit with a pumpkin mask). Plus these characters pictured: Peely Bone (half banana-man half skeleton of said banana-man), Pancakes (anthropomorphized pile of pancakes dressed in spaghetti western attire)
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Looks like #Fortnite and #SpiritHalloween are upping the amount of Fortnite costumes this year. These are different from last year, to our knowledge. Fortnite Characters Pictured: Big Dill (looks like a pickle-man), Sgt. Drake (anthropomorphized bird), the mashup/remix of Drift+ Skull trooper, and
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
So this just happened
Ballistic Ranked now reads: Diamond 3 at 69%
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
So cute!!!!
Heckin cute tuxedo kitty
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
On a completely separate note and something to take notice of in the gaming space... A #Fortnite map *NOT* made by Epic Games, had over a half million concurrent players as the highest peak of any creator-made experience.
Player counts for "steal the brainrot" shown in this picture. Today's player count hit over 542,000. Screenshot of Fortnite dot GG website.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
She says I'm not allowed to go anywhere.
Really cute tuxedo kitty cat with arms stretched out and on top of her human's arm.
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2NerdsOnaCouch.bsky.social @2nerdsonacouch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Pictured here: Jasmin rice, roasted broccoli with garlic, deliciously spiced pork, and a chimichuri to top it off. We made this 🤤 Please clap. Thank you
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