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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host

@2ndlevelbard.bsky.social
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Editor/instructional designer by day, funny dice enthusiast after hours. Sometime DMs Guild author, forever DM. Horror fan. Gourmand. Salty descriptivist. GenX, bi, enby, polyam. He/him, more or less. Here for elfgames, horror, & occasional leftism.

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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 7h
This is fantastic. Promulgate it.
Text from Anil Dash's post "We Are Going to Kill 'Unalive'":

"Our creativity can be constrained by the language we use — our imaginations are limited by what we can think to say. If we’re trained to limit the words we speak just by habit, and those limits are put in place by people whose social, political, cultural and moral goals are the opposite of what we value, then our work is unalive before it is even born.

"The answer to this is simple: say what you mean. This will take, to some degree, courage. It may even take, I hesitate to say, some sacrifice. When I suggest this course of action to people, they inevitably say, “But it will cost me audience!” or “But what if I lose followers!” or “What if they demonetize me!”

"Okay, what if they do? What if they do."
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Friday night! Remember that there's no wrong way to kick back and relax.
Pepper the caliby kitty asleep an an armchair, lying on her back in a cute but ridiculous positionChaz the brown tabby kitty curled up on top of a cat donut with his head upside-down
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Post a horror movie with a one-word title!
Poster for the film Oddity
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Artist! Quote with your art with the best shadows!
Monochrome illustration of a grinning, backlit boogeyman tiptoeing through a doorway
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Name a film by a female director. #Horror #Horrorsky
Poster for Ravenous (1999), dir. Antonia Bird
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.
Cover of the Pixies' Surfer Rosa
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy #Caturday! Chaz says don't forget your Emotional Support Foot.
Brown tabby Chaz curled up in a chair asleep in shrimp pose, with one back foot held between his front paws and pressed against his face
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Among his other luminous talents, Mike Ford was a celebrated contributor to TTRPGs (his sidebar "Why People Support Rotten Empires" in GURPS Space, written in the 80s, is still much too resonant), so I love that my alias in that world preserves a little spark of his unmatchable wit.
The logo of 2nd Level Bard Productions, showing a lute-like instrument surrounded by the text of the name
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's hard to believe it's been 20 years since we lost John M. Ford. For that time and longer, he's been a huge influence on me - indeed, my handle is a reference to a footnote in one of his offhand jokes from the (also late and much-lamented) comments on Making Light.
Text on a parchment background with a decorative capital, taken from a John M. Ford comment on Making Light:
"Close, but you're thinking of 'Dire a Dale.' He's with the Morose Men, a band* that roams through Sherwood Forest robbing from hedgehogs and giving to sheep. Well, that was the idea, anyway....
"*Dummer, bassist, lead guitar, and 2nd-level Bard."
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An illustration of the Hell Priest from the 2022 Hellraiser film, over which is the text, from The Hellbound Heart, "There are conditions of the nerve endings the like of which your imagination, however fevered, cannot hope to evoke"
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your green art
Chiaroscuric illustration of a bloodstained altar before a statue of a bat-winged, toadlike horror
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy #Caturday from this sweet girl who aced her six-month comprehensive exam yesterday! When I picked her up I was told everyone at the vet has a crush on her. Join the club.
Pepper the caliby kitty lounging in an armchair looking right at the camera
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm a fair-to-middling illustrator and I know it, but I'll stand by my bad nonsense every day and twice on Sundays over the output of slopfuckers turning the crank on the theftbot
Ink illustration of a fish guy in pirate getup
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pepper says it's okay if you need to just stay inside today.
Pepper the caliby kitty in the middle apartment of a cat tree, peeking out the small round window
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been super inspired by @soloistventure.bsky.social's recent campaign of "it's fine, you can just make shitty art," so I'm dedicated to creating my own illustrations for this month's @eternaljam.bsky.social "Blood and Water" entry
Black and white ink illustration of a sea monster that combines the features of eel and octopus, wearing a decorated bicorn hat
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On vacation over the long weekend and having a nice time but missing these lil weirdos
Our two cats on their big cat donut. Chaz is curled up in the center of the donut and Pepper has her forepaws up on it while he licks her head and she has her eyes closed in apparent bliss
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All scampered out.
Pepper the caliby kitty is half sprawled over a scratching pad, asleep. There are a lot of beans showing.
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Many Happy Returns today to Jack "King" Kirby, the guy who helped define modern comics, punched Nazis, and taught us that cosmic weirdness looked like this. May his memory be a blessing.
Color comics panel illustrated by Kirby, showing the Silver Surfer zooming across a vast cosmic panorama in a field of his distinctive Kirby Krackle. Taken from the Kirby Museum's article "The Evolution of Kirby Krackle" at https://kirbymuseum.org/blogs/simonandkirby/archives/3997
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Believe it or not, this is the face of a cat so inconveniently smart we can no longer say "Churu" aloud because she's identified it as a Word of Power
Pepper the caliby kitty lying on the floor on her back in one of those ridiculous positions adopted by cats for whom dignity has no meaning, with head cocked and looking wide-eyed directly at the camera
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Inside you are two trios
Black and white photo of the King Crimson personnel during the mid-90s Double Trio era that produced VROOOM and THRAK
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🍤
Pepper the caliby kitty, shot from above half-curled up on the floor in the classic Shrimp Pose
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hope you're all out there treating each other as well as these two silly criminals.
Two cats on a cat donut cave; Chaz (brown tabby, male) is fully curled up on top of the donut, while Pepper (caliby, female) just has her front paws on it, with her eyes closed while Chaz grooms her head
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My meta would've been 49 today. Almost four years later, his absence is still an ache. But we keep his memory alive. And love endures.
My dear late friend Andy, in glasses and dark clothing, sitting on our couch half-covered in a blanket, on top of which is our (alas, also late) kitty Willow, curled up in his lap
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's a rainy Sunday here and Chaz says if you need to just stay in your fish today that's okay.
Chaz, a brown tabby kitty, is lying in a pastel cat bed shaped like a fish with just his head and his paws hanging outside the opening.
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Pursuant to this: I was overjoyed recently to find that the rift swine plushy @ellyzk.bsky.social made for me to celebrate this benchmark was among the items restored from the fire. He's taken his place atop Ravenloft, where he assuredly belongs.
A plushie version of the rift swine from Tome of Beasts, a pig monster covered with tentacles and eyes and mouths, standing athwart the big coffin Curse of Strahd box set on top of a bookcase.
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Always love to read @pennyred.bsky.social when they're on a roll.
Screencap of a paragraph from Laurie Penny's newsletter regarding the Odyssey, which reads: "Look, we all have different capacities in life. Some people lack the capacity to understand the difference between fact, fiction and the nameless panic that chokes you at two in the morning after a hard day of cultural vandalism. It is particularly hard to unpick these things if you belong to a paranoid, reactionary cult that insists its feelings correspond exactly to measurable truth, which is what Musk and every other mewling MAGA man mean by ‘historically accurate’."
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Quote with your bloody art
Black and white illustration of an altar to a bat-winged, toadlike horror, the front edge stained and dripping with gore
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
(We are also accepting)
The cover of Current 93's masterpiece Of Ruine or Some Blazing Starre
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't one of the obvious grunge superstars
The cover of Belly's debut album Star
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If you see this, quote skeet a pic of yourself in sunglasses.
A photo of me, a masc nerd with long hair and a close-cut gray beard, standing in front of some bookcases wearing large round purple mirrorshades
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Chaz says Happy #Caturday and if you need to just stay in your fish today that's alright
Chaz, a tabby kitten, is lying in a cat bed shaped like a pink fish with just his head hanging out of the opening
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
No, no, I said RAMPANT, not SEJANT
Two kitties on a bedspread, both sitting on their haunches and facing each other with nearly mirrored body language
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pepper Pepperoni Pepperoncini Pepper Ann Pepperbox Pepperpot Peps Special Girl Tiny One Goober
Pepper, a caliby kitty, doing a very silly stretch with a half-twist that shows off a lot of fluffy belly
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Chaz Chazzie Chazmatazz Smooth Chaz Chaz Hands Chaz Odyssey Baby Boy Lil Guy Sweet Boy
Chaz, a gray tabby kitten, sitting in the depression on top of a cat doughnut and looking very pretty
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Chaz the tabby kitten making a looooong loaf among his toys
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It's #Caturday! Time for rasslin'.
Pepper and Chaz, our kitties, on the carpet with their paws wrapped around each other mid-shenanigans
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
An image created using the Star Trek Title Card Generator, done in the TNG style featuring the title "Oops All Jeffries Tube Shenanigans"
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Pepper, a caliby kitty, is lying on her back looking more than a little ridiculous
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
Chaz, a looooong tabby kitten, is making a very sleepy loaf on the floor amidst his various toys
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Over the weekend, we hit a whole month since Chaz's gotcha day. We introduced him to Pepper pretty deliberately, with site swaps and supervised meetings. Now our two extremely awkward cats are extremely awkwardly trying to figure out how to play together.
Chaz the tabby kitten, lying on the base of a cat tree, looking up at his (out of shot) big sister and trying to figure out how to get her to play with him in a way that doesn't also frighten him
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
We are also accepting
A photo of me with my cat Pepper on my lap
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone
Brennan Lee Mulligan, gesturing as if to say, "Your move, Mr. Bond. Roll initiative."
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already gave on your phone
Still image of I.M. Weasel from the Cartoon Network series I Am Weasel, voiced by the incomparable Michael Dorn
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Update: Chaz has out-zoomed himself and fallen asleep on his toys.
Chaz the tabby kitten is absolutely crashed lying on top of several cat toys. Visible are a crab, a lizard, and part of a colorful plush fish, all of which he spent the previous ten minutes or so gleefully attempting to disembowell. Somewhere under the expanse of kitten are also at least two fuzzy catnip balls with feathers. I will also note that he has once again wedged himself directly in front of the door, meaning that if I want to leave I have to disturb all this. I have not yet figured out if this is something he knows and has planned for.
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is our new puppy Chaz
Chaz, a lanky tabby kitten, auditioning to be a living draft dodger as he presses himself up against the bottom of a door in that ridiculous half twist that cats, in defiance of physics and good sense, find relaxing and comfortable. There are toys nearby but he can't be bothered. Only the lounge matters.
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"Usul, we have zoomies the likes of which even God has never seen."
Chaz the tabby kitten bursting from the end of a crinkle tunnel to attack a dangling wand toy
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Share a horror movie that isn't talked about enough
Poster for the 2014 film Let Us Prey, showing part of a bloodied face and torso crossed by barbed wire
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Pepper is frequently an illustration of high INT, low WIS.
The back end of a caliby kitty attempting to enter a three-way crinkly cat tunnel through the top opening, where she is, predictably, stuck.
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Chaz, worn out from a busy #Caturday. He's still not sure about his sister, but we're making progress. #ProofOfCat
Lanky tabby kitten Chaz is sprawled on the floor among his various toys with his eyes closed.
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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Chaz has been in his forever home about a month and we are slooowly getting him settled. He still wants to growl at Pepper but then he fell asleep like this four feet away from her and I can't take him seriously. What a little drama queen.
Chaz, a lanky tabby kitten lying in a twist with his eyes closed and his belly exposed
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