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2goat2gloat

@2goat2gloat.bsky.social

58 followers 143 following 232 posts

Half moron, half garbage troll, all meme burglar. #1 late stage capitalism meme depository curator. Quantitative comedy analyst. Aspiring lizard person.

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 2h

#elon #pick #on #someone #your #own #networth

they/them might be giants 3
@babadookspinoza
People only hate Elon Musk because he comes from an emerald mining fortune made in apartheid South Africa, he buys ideas and pretends he's an inventor, he's a white supremacist, union-busting, abusive employer, he's hoarding $1T in stolen wages, he makes us ashamed to be human,

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18h

#memes #funny #gaming #nintendo #mario

Screenshot of a tweet by decent birthday, @decentbirthday, dated 4/30/17: "Bowser: Honey, the toilet's clogged. Wife: Call someone to fix it. Bowser: *dialing number* Well this is gonna be awkward"

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

#memes #funny #politics #economy

Screenshot of a tweet by Roxi Horror, @roxiqt, from 3/30/22: "'Oh, so you think everyone should just be handed enough money to live?' lol. lmao. yeah."

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Celebrating while stealing points from legitimate clubs knowing you will be relegated is a hell of a reaction

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

#memes #funny #youtube #relationships

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

#memes #funny #politics #elections

Screenshot of a Bluesky post by Janel Comeau, @verybadllama.bsky.social, from November 4, 2025: "well I for one am shocked that 'every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom' did not turn out to be a winning election strategy"

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

#memes #funny #disney #movies

Tumblr post by brainstatic: "Disney executive: I need ideas, people. Big ideas! Employee: What if we did all of our movies...again. Disney executive: *cigar drops out of mouth*"

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

#memes #funny #philosophy #shitpost

Illustration of the ancient Chinese philosopher Lao Tzu, with a long white beard and robes, beside a fake quote: "A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." — Lao Tzu

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#memes #funny #humor #words

Black serif capital letters on a light grey background: "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ACCUSE ME OF LOLLYGAGGING WHEN I'M QUITE CLEARLY DILLY DALLYING."

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#memes #funny #puns #relatable

Black text on white: "I said I was a 'bawler' not a 'baller.' I meant that I cry a lot."

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#memes #funny #pride #bisexual #lgbtq

Screenshot of a tweet by grovy, @grovymango, from 18/06/23 with 1.3M views: "Happy pride to single bisexuals who cant pull any gender"

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#new #taghash #3toFollow #saas #y #art #work it gurl

Jolly Old Saintpants Cher
@House_Feminist
Please quit telling me to "keep up the good work" the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Priscilla
@bonjourbitchesblog
I just want to be cozy at home but also socialize and travel, buy all the things but also save all my money, and get super fit but also eat whatever I want and not exercise

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#octospider #new #taghash #3toFollow #saas #y #art

@awesomephilia:
an octopus is just a wet spider
@nowimthevillain:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#hometown #hunk

As a relatively successtul and busy man who lives in the city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend to a hometown hunk with a young son who teaches her the true meaning of Christmas

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It makes you wonder who REALLY made the og trilogy… Lucas mr. magoo’d his way through the first 3 but nobody was their to save him from the next 3 (except Williams)

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

#roasted #pinocchio

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

#tectonic #cigarette

it's crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say "it seems like south america and africa would fit together" and his mom would go "that's cute honey would you like a
cigarette"

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

This butter is delicious.
Actually it’s Ghee.
Ah, thanks for clarifying.

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Dear lobbyists for alcohol, hotels, restaurants, luxury clothing, etc., STEP UP YOUR GAME. The lobbyists for healthcare & housing are taking YOUR money. #Discourse #Breaking #BreakingNews #Mutuals #housing #healthcare #hotels #luxury #lobbyist

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Forget TACO, its time for CHIMICHANGA: Causing Huge Inflation, Market Instability Creates Hardship, And Negative Growth Accelerates #NACO #CHIMICHANGA #trump #always #chickens #out #Bluesky #Discourse #Breaking #BreakingNews #Mutuals

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I’m currently practicing "digital wellness" by only checking the news every 45 seconds to see if the world has ended yet. #Bluesky #Discourse #Breaking #BreakingNews #Mutuals

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

#job #interview

Me holding back the urge to say "your mom" in a job interview after they asked what I see myself doing in 5 years

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

intp-sycho
# milkchocolateowl
milkchocolateowl
List of emotions I actually feel
• meh
•advanced meh
• existential crisis
• intellectual yes
• intellectual no
• everyone is stupid
• except you <3
• I think I'm already dead
• ew why
• fluffy bunny
• potato
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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

#best #my #or #whatever

I'M DOING MY BEST & THATS DEEPLY
CONCERNING

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

don’t #play the #hater

Explaining myself is too much work. Just judge me.

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

#got #any #of #those #jobs #i #keep #hearing #about #?

sharing memes in late-stage capitalism be like
It's weird, because the situation really isn't funny,

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

#wow #interesting #freeluigi

Getting Some Rest @InternetHippo
Doctors love listening to you and then just being like "Damn that's weird well come back again if you die"

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

everyone: "hey, we really don't want #ai in most things." every single #company on earth: "we are going to shove so much ai down your throat you will feel it when you wipe your #ass."

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

#foodfacts #food #facts

FARTS
ARE JUST THE GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT
#FOODFACTS

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

#itysl #hotdog #lunch

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Telling my mom that the video she just sent me is Al feels like telling a little kid Santa isn't real.

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

#did #you #seriously #just #tickle #my #fancy

jody
@wnbagirlfriend
did you seriously just tickle my fancy

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

#finaldestination

guess my destination
Miu +
@Flicky@ps

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

#Hallelujah #beastieboys

Iphigenia V (iphigenia.bsky.social)
@iphigenia_v
Well it goes like THIS
The fourth the FIFTH
The minor FALL and the major LIFT
The beastie boys composing

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

#wonking #in #nyc

if willy wonka was a new yorker he'd be like hey im wonking here

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

@mayor.nyc.gov Please, please, please, before it’s too late, tell ice cream trucks to turn off their music when they are parked.

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

#love #being #gaslit

jody @wnbagirlfriend
but babe you love being gaslit

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

#release #the #epsteinfiles / #stop #the #epsteinwars

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

#paper or #plastic

Cashier: paper or plastic
Me: *leans in* I don't care if I get murdered in the fucking parking lot

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Especially the racism

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

#american #dream #americandream

I NEED HEALTHCARE
LMAO! YOU SERIOUS?
HEY! THIS GUY WANTS HEALTHCARE!
AHAHAHA!!
INSURANCE
INSURANCE
@MRLOVENS
NOOOO!!
I THINK I HAD AN AMERICAN DREAM...
WHAT'S
WRONG, SVEN?
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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

#tuna #water #gun

a squirt gun filled with tuna water would be a pretty devastating weapon

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

“A #joke about the Ides of #March? Sure, I'II take a stab at it.”

A joke about the Ides of March? Sure, I'II take a stab at it.

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

weird all my 2025 Oscar picks are just Season 2 of Andor

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

#Teams #energy #approaching.

I swear the air gets heavier around 6PM on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

its an old move but it checks out #iran #oil #flip

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

#get #that #bread

soul nate
@MNateShyamalan
my mom: don't fill up on bread, that's how they get you
me: that's how they get YOU, coward. i will bankrupt this olive garden

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
guy fieri's spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen

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