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2goat2gloat

@2goat2gloat.bsky.social

58 followers 143 following 231 posts

Half moron, half garbage troll, all meme burglar. #1 late stage capitalism meme depository curator. Quantitative comedy analyst. Aspiring lizard person.

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 14h

#memes #funny #gaming #nintendo #mario

Screenshot of a tweet by decent birthday, @decentbirthday, dated 4/30/17: "Bowser: Honey, the toilet's clogged. Wife: Call someone to fix it. Bowser: *dialing number* Well this is gonna be awkward"

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

#memes #funny #politics #economy

Screenshot of a tweet by Roxi Horror, @roxiqt, from 3/30/22: "'Oh, so you think everyone should just be handed enough money to live?' lol. lmao. yeah."

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

#memes #funny #youtube #relationships

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

#memes #funny #politics #elections

Screenshot of a Bluesky post by Janel Comeau, @verybadllama.bsky.social, from November 4, 2025: "well I for one am shocked that 'every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom' did not turn out to be a winning election strategy"

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

#memes #funny #disney #movies

Tumblr post by brainstatic: "Disney executive: I need ideas, people. Big ideas! Employee: What if we did all of our movies...again. Disney executive: *cigar drops out of mouth*"

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

#memes #funny #philosophy #shitpost

Illustration of the ancient Chinese philosopher Lao Tzu, with a long white beard and robes, beside a fake quote: "A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." — Lao Tzu

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#memes #funny #humor #words

Black serif capital letters on a light grey background: "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ACCUSE ME OF LOLLYGAGGING WHEN I'M QUITE CLEARLY DILLY DALLYING."

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#memes #funny #puns #relatable

Black text on white: "I said I was a 'bawler' not a 'baller.' I meant that I cry a lot."

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#memes #funny #pride #bisexual #lgbtq

Screenshot of a tweet by grovy, @grovymango, from 18/06/23 with 1.3M views: "Happy pride to single bisexuals who cant pull any gender"

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#new #taghash #3toFollow #saas #y #art #work it gurl

Jolly Old Saintpants Cher
@House_Feminist
Please quit telling me to "keep up the good work" the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Priscilla
@bonjourbitchesblog
I just want to be cozy at home but also socialize and travel, buy all the things but also save all my money, and get super fit but also eat whatever I want and not exercise

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#octospider #new #taghash #3toFollow #saas #y #art

@awesomephilia:
an octopus is just a wet spider
@nowimthevillain:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#hometown #hunk

As a relatively successtul and busy man who lives in the city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend to a hometown hunk with a young son who teaches her the true meaning of Christmas

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

#roasted #pinocchio

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

#tectonic #cigarette

it's crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say "it seems like south america and africa would fit together" and his mom would go "that's cute honey would you like a
cigarette"

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

This butter is delicious.
Actually it’s Ghee.
Ah, thanks for clarifying.

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Dear lobbyists for alcohol, hotels, restaurants, luxury clothing, etc., STEP UP YOUR GAME. The lobbyists for healthcare & housing are taking YOUR money. #Discourse #Breaking #BreakingNews #Mutuals #housing #healthcare #hotels #luxury #lobbyist

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Forget TACO, its time for CHIMICHANGA: Causing Huge Inflation, Market Instability Creates Hardship, And Negative Growth Accelerates #NACO #CHIMICHANGA #trump #always #chickens #out #Bluesky #Discourse #Breaking #BreakingNews #Mutuals

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I’m currently practicing "digital wellness" by only checking the news every 45 seconds to see if the world has ended yet. #Bluesky #Discourse #Breaking #BreakingNews #Mutuals

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

#job #interview

Me holding back the urge to say "your mom" in a job interview after they asked what I see myself doing in 5 years

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

intp-sycho
# milkchocolateowl
milkchocolateowl
List of emotions I actually feel
• meh
•advanced meh
• existential crisis
• intellectual yes
• intellectual no
• everyone is stupid
• except you <3
• I think I'm already dead
• ew why
• fluffy bunny
• potato
10,973 notes

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

#best #my #or #whatever

I'M DOING MY BEST & THATS DEEPLY
CONCERNING

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

don’t #play the #hater

Explaining myself is too much work. Just judge me.

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

#got #any #of #those #jobs #i #keep #hearing #about #?

sharing memes in late-stage capitalism be like
It's weird, because the situation really isn't funny,

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

#wow #interesting #freeluigi

Getting Some Rest @InternetHippo
Doctors love listening to you and then just being like "Damn that's weird well come back again if you die"

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

everyone: "hey, we really don't want #ai in most things." every single #company on earth: "we are going to shove so much ai down your throat you will feel it when you wipe your #ass."

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

#foodfacts #food #facts

FARTS
ARE JUST THE GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT
#FOODFACTS

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

#itysl #hotdog #lunch

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Telling my mom that the video she just sent me is Al feels like telling a little kid Santa isn't real.

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

#did #you #seriously #just #tickle #my #fancy

jody
@wnbagirlfriend
did you seriously just tickle my fancy

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

#finaldestination

guess my destination
Miu +
@Flicky@ps

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

#Hallelujah #beastieboys

Iphigenia V (iphigenia.bsky.social)
@iphigenia_v
Well it goes like THIS
The fourth the FIFTH
The minor FALL and the major LIFT
The beastie boys composing

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

#wonking #in #nyc

if willy wonka was a new yorker he'd be like hey im wonking here

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

@mayor.nyc.gov Please, please, please, before it’s too late, tell ice cream trucks to turn off their music when they are parked.

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

#love #being #gaslit

jody @wnbagirlfriend
but babe you love being gaslit

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

#paper or #plastic

Cashier: paper or plastic
Me: *leans in* I don't care if I get murdered in the fucking parking lot

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

#american #dream #americandream

I NEED HEALTHCARE
LMAO! YOU SERIOUS?
HEY! THIS GUY WANTS HEALTHCARE!
AHAHAHA!!
INSURANCE
INSURANCE
@MRLOVENS
NOOOO!!
I THINK I HAD AN AMERICAN DREAM...
WHAT'S
WRONG, SVEN?
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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

#tuna #water #gun

a squirt gun filled with tuna water would be a pretty devastating weapon

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

“A #joke about the Ides of #March? Sure, I'II take a stab at it.”

A joke about the Ides of March? Sure, I'II take a stab at it.

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

weird all my 2025 Oscar picks are just Season 2 of Andor

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

#Teams #energy #approaching.

I swear the air gets heavier around 6PM on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

its an old move but it checks out #iran #oil #flip

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

#get #that #bread

soul nate
@MNateShyamalan
my mom: don't fill up on bread, that's how they get you
me: that's how they get YOU, coward. i will bankrupt this olive garden

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
guy fieri's spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisoneOverhere
Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean in their own private shells all day and have absolutely no concept of nevermind I get it now

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Falling asleep the next panel? (i kid i kid leave me alone #film nerds) #criterion

criterion collection

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

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2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

#dow 50000

"He needs his glasses. He can't see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses"

2goat2gloat @2goat2gloat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

#basketball #math

hawk
@hawktherapper
if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more
points

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