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Alex

@2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social
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Insta: toocurvytobestraight Chicago queer, soft enough to eat out

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
*takes a deli counter ticket*
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oh… I really want you to bully me 😅
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Wash those hands, divas.
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Well, then I feel like I should say hello!
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It’s warming up.
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Well, yes!
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I need more than my own two hands on this belly.
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
God, I love this clip and quote it all the time.
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
This feels so 90’s album cover to me?
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fullkitgear.bsky.social @fullkitgear.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
We heard that Belly Up at Jackhammer is tomorrow @9pm . Need some gear? 👀 #gaybear #gay #chicago
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
No nightmares when you can still see the light
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
What if I want the spanking? 😅
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Lewdy Calls - NSFW ARTIST @lewdycalls.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Midnight Snack ✨💦😵‍💫 #gayart #gayartist
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Big weekend
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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I could never be an influencer. I am incapable of feigning that much enthusiasm.
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
post-nut clarity feels like this
Natalie Portman in black swan. She’s in the bathroom trying (unsuccessfully) to wipe off wh*re from the bathroom mirror
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Bullrilla 🐂🦍 @bulkingcanuck.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Y'all need to stop being horny for AI stuff when real people exist
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Why yes, I do think I’m feeling pent up because I didn’t get to go to Belly Up
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Studying for your phlebotomy exam? 😜
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I don’t know what I was thinking tbh.
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
We love a shimmery pork princess!
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
So refreshed after a dip in the lake
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Feelin it I guess
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Omg 😍
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The soundtrack from Arthur (the PBS cartoon).
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I was honestly just waiting for my eucalyptus mint tea to steep.
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eroterismos @eroterismos.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"O encontro era rápido, mas propenso a problemas" Nanquim sobre papel Caderno de artista, 2025
Foto de um caderno com uma ilustração de duas poses de um homem gordo. Cada pose é pintada em uma cor, vermelho ou azul.
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You’re literally so pretty
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bohemianbeef.bsky.social @bohemianbeef.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I am what I've always dreamed of becoming and that's the best feeling in the world
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Yes! Especially for a fellow Pisces 😉
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piggysmallz @piggysmallz.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Go ahead and unfollow that thin/muscle chaser that gives you attention online but would never be seen with a fat person in real life
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Who wants to hold me and kiss my head? I’m making banana bread later and am happy to share.
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Childhood bedroom nudes after Christmas? Groundbreaking.
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Me? I’m asscending.
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Why are you stairin? 😜
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Going through the archive of photos.
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hoping for the best for you! She’s such a good pop artist ♥️
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
She’s so good live. I saw her a few months ago. You’ll have a great time even if you don’t know her songs much!
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Girl, I have loved Allie X since 2015!
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is going to out me as the specific type of gay nerd I am, but this week it’s been “Dansa i Neon” by Lena Philipsson. 😂 youtu.be/Rwo7OO2KTRg?...
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HD | Lena Philipsson - Dansa i neon | Melodifestivalen 1987 - First round
YouTube video by VisionOfEuro
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This is where I star in all the music videos in my head
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Tell me more about the vibe of this party! I’m curious
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FAGITTARIUS. @elfagittarius.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Heres a list of weirdos to block, op also has other lists of people you might want to block bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Erin @erin811.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You can mass block these.. MAGA/Nazi lists: bsky.app/profile/brai... bsky.app/profile/skyw... bsky.app/profile/skyw... AI/Crypto Lists: bsky.app/profile/gors... bsky.app/profile/rayd... Pedo list: bsky.app/profile/csam... AI/Crypto Labelers: bsky.app/profile/aimo... bsky.app/profile/cryp...
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This is a speedo check. Show us you in a speedo!
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You and me? 😉
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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ok now I feel spoiled 😍
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pepper, now with wings 🍉🦇 @descovyschild.slut.dog · 14/11/2024
this whole “blocking blank profiles” thing is super counter productive considering people are fleeing a different hellsite and are trying to find their people again
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