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The Premier Podcast about Columbus Crew 2. #CapyCrew #Crew96

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 23/09/2026
EPISODE 32 IS UP! It covers the firing (woo!!), past results, the future, playoffs (including our opponent!) and more. Please enjoy! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... #Crew96 #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 23/09/2026
Really glad that the Crew FO did the right thing (eventually) and fired Higuain. Also very grateful for the media coverage! @jeffreycarlisle.bsky.social @calebpongratz.bsky.social #Crew96 #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 20/09/2026
My other read on this statement is that it: 1. Implicitly admits that what PSRA said is factually accurate. 2. Does not mention the language barrier as an issue. Further info could come, but if they think he didn't do it/mean it, that 100% should have been in this statement. #CapyCrew #Crew96
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 20/09/2026
We got this statement thanks to Jeff. "We condemn any action..." so you're saying you condemn what Federico Higuain did, but you're just cool with him continuing on as manager? #Crew96 #CapyCrew
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The Crew also sent the following statement to ESPN: "The Crew actively collaborated with MLS NEXT Pro throughout the review process and fully accepted the additional discipline issued in accordance with league policies.

"Our Club is dedicated to growing the game by creating environments where everyone is welcome and supported on and off the pitch, which is founded upon our values of respect, inclusivity and prioritizing people and culture first. We condemn any action or notion that contradicts our mission of uniting and uplifting all communities and genders through the global game."
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 20/09/2026
Episode 31.5, a mini episode of crisis is out! No real soccer discussion, it's all about the recent news concerning the Crew 2 manager. With support and solidarity to @psraofficials.bsky.social 🤝 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... #CapyCrew #Crew96 #MLSNextPro
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 05/09/2026
EPISODES 30 AND 31! Because I forgot to post 30 here. I'm so sorry, Bsky!! #Crew96 #CapyCrew #MLSNextPro metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026...
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 08/07/2026
EPISODE 29! The bounceback season continues with more good results. Capys are on a double bye week, just waiting and getting ready to chomp the next opponent. metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... #CapyCrew #Crew96
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 03/06/2026
EPISODE 28! Things are solid for the Capys, and the U19s won a trophy! Plus, the return of the king (aka Laurent)!!! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... #Crew96 #CapyCrew #MLSNextPro
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 29/04/2026
EPISODE 27! The season is looking pretty solid so far! The boys are bringin' joys. Also, the show should now be on Apple Podcasts, only 4 years late! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026/04/29/episode-27-4-29-26/ #Crew96 #CapyCrew #MLSNextPro
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 27/04/2026
New episode will be recorded this week, anyone have any Capy-related questions/takes/thoughts/etc.? Please send 'em my way if so! #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 20/03/2026
EPISODE 26! The season has started, some games have been played, it's been hopeful, especially in comparison to last year! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... #CapyCrew #Crew96
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 01/03/2026
CAPY MATCHDAY! If you haven't listened and would like a primer for the season, I've got you covered! #Crew96 #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 25/02/2026
EPISODE 25!! Get ready for the upcoming Capy season. Some hope for the year! Lots of great questions from the @discordecke.soccer !! #CapyCrew #Crew96 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026...
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Jason Davis @davisjason.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Monday's @mkickaround.bsky.social is done, but don't worry. We're doing 3 hours on Wednesday for our first-ever MK Kick-A-Thon. Games, guests, and more. A celebration of American soccer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ana...
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KICK-A-THON 2026: Morning Kickaround Marathon Show Games Guests More
YouTube video by Morning Kickaround
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 04/02/2026
Sounds like he'll fit in our system pretty dang well! We desperately needed better distribution from our CBs last year, that would be welcome. I hope it works out!
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 01/02/2026
Looks like the Capys may have signed Rui Aoki, a CB from the University of Vermont - undrafted in the Superdraft - played for Vermont Green, may have some chemistry with Zach Zengue 👀 #Crew96 #CapyCrew
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CapyBrava @capybrava.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
#TBT: this wonderful goal by Coleman Gannon won us the Eastern Conference Final on this day in 2022: www.mlsnextpro.com/video/goal-c... #CapyCrew | #Crew96
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GOAL: Coleman Gannon, Columbus Crew 2 - 119th minute | MLSNEXTPro.com
Official MLS NEXT Pro live matches, highlights, video series and features.
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 02/10/2025
EPISODE 23 - 10/2/25 The season continues! The results, mostly the same. We press onward and take what good we can from it! #CapyCrew #Crew96 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 27/08/2025
EPISODE 22 - 8/27/25 New signings! Some great questions! Still need first teamers! #Crew96 #CapyCrew metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 05/08/2025
Yeah, the midfield has been incredibly disappointing this year. Rincon gets muscled off the ball often, Sy's passing leaves something to be desired, and neither of them have good defensive instincts IMO. Quite a few bad turnovers from them. Hopefully a match-fit Gio helps a lot.
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 05/08/2025
Sadly we don't get any injury info from the club, but the fact that we had a short bench for the Fire II game and he wasn't on it heavily implies an injury. Might be part of why he didn't start against RBNY II, but can't be sure. I don't think he's been bad enough to get benched tbh
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 03/08/2025
Very small sample size of course on the games with first teamers since it's only happened 8 times this year. 8/19. And 2 of those were games where our only first team player was Stas in goal.
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 03/08/2025
Yet again I post this, updated with the latest results... Crew 1 have completely abandoned Crew 2 and it's hurting the Capys bad. #Crew96 #CapyCrew
Table showing that the Crew 2 points per game without first team players is 0.45, 1.0 with them, 1.17 with more than 1, and 2.33 with more than 1 outfield first team player.
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 31/07/2025
Capys play today, here's a perfect primer (where I don't preview the upcoming game at all 😅) #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 29/07/2025
New feature in the podcast btw: Capybara Facts! Listen if you want to learn something fun :3
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 29/07/2025
EPISODE 21 - 7/29/25 It's bleak, but we still love our guys! Some signs of hope for the future! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025... #Crew96 #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 28/07/2025
Soliciting your takes/questions/etc. for the podcast recording tomorrow! Please and thank you, Capy Fans 😊 #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025
Y'all know I try to be pretty positive, generally speaking. But at this point, I'm saying it. It's a little hyperbolic but I don't think I'm wrong. #CapyCrew #Crew96
Gus Fring, a well dressed character played by Giancarlo Esposito, stands adjusting his suit and making an intense face. The text over it reads:

"you don't like Issa Tall because he didn't sign a #9 when you wanted. I don't like Issa Tall because he completely abandoned Crew 2. We are not the same."
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025
And another time that the Crew 1 have let us down. A home game, no Crew 1 game played for a while, next game is 4 days away, and 0 players loaned down? Not even guys you don't expect to make the bench? Come on. #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025
I expected to get completely blitzed, so a 1-3 loss is not bad. But still. Crew 2 FO continues to just not give a dang. Really hard to care about this team right now. #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025
Welcome back to Gio De Libera!!! First appearance for Crew 2 since September 2024. #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025
And since this could be a little unfair, I also did the numbers without the 5-0 loss against Chicago Fire II (the early red card game). #CapyCrew #Crew96
A table of info about the Columbus Crew 2's current MLS Next Pro season.

NO EARLY RED GAME	
PPG with no First Teamers	0.67
PPG with First Teamers	1.14
PPG with more than 1 First Teamer	1.40
PPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer	2.33
	
Actual PPG	0.91A table about the Columbus Crew 2's current MLS Next Pro season.

FOR:
GPG with no First Teamers	0.67
GPG with First Teamers	1.29
GPG with more than 1 First Teamer	1.00
GPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer	1.67

AGAINST:
GPG with no First Teamers		1.67
GPG with First Teamers		1.57
GPG with more than 1 First Teamer		1.00
GPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer		0.33
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025
I crunched some numbers about our current season. I know it's not this simple, but we could be so good, y'all... #CapyCrew
A table with the following data about Columbus Crew 2 in MLS Next Pro this year.

PPG with no First Teamers	0.67
PPG with First Teamers	1.00
PPG with more than 1 First Teamer	1.17
PPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer	2.33
	
Actual PPG	0.91
A table with the following data about Columbus Crew 2's current MLS Next Pro season:

For:
GPG with no First Teamers	0.67
GPG with First Teamers	1.13
GPG with more than 1 First Teamer	0.83
GPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer	1.67

Against:
GPG with no First Teamers		1.67
GPG with First Teamers		2.00
GPG with more than 1 First Teamer		1.67
GPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer		0.33
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025
But hey, Gio De Libera is back on the bench, so that's awesome. We DESPERATELY need him back in midfield. #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025
The #CapyCrew are playing no first teamers and a backline that includes 2 academy players The Union II are starting 5 players with first team contracts and a player who has a senior cap for Venezuela. This year has been incredibly frustrating. #Crew96 #MLSNextPro
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 18/06/2025
EPISODE 20 - 6/18/25 Recent games! Tristan Brown's new contract! Bjork v. Stork! It's all here and it's a fun 24 minutes or so! Listen to the new episode today! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025... #Crew96 #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 01/06/2025
And of course, since the Crew and Crew 2 aren't saying it, Happy Pride Month! For this whole month, every episode is hosted by a queer person. Granted, it's the same for every episode, but still. #CapyCrew #Crew96
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 01/06/2025
Capys kickoff in an hour and and a half or so, here's a nice quick listen before then! #Crew96 #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 30/05/2025
EPISODE 19 - 5/30/25 I do not pull any punches with my thoughts about the FO and a certain recent decision they made that impacts the Capybaras... #Crew96 #CapyCrew metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 24/05/2025
Hard, hard agree with this. I am genuinely upset at the FO for this. It's either the dumbest scheduling they could have possibly managed or it's straight up malicious. #Crew96 #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 11/05/2025
All my love to Stas Lapkes after that rough challenge, hope he's OK ❤️ #Crew96 #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 08/05/2025
Capybaras.
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 01/05/2025
For the Thursday morning crowd!
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 30/04/2025
EPISODE 18 - 4/30/25 Recaps! Thoughts on players! Thoughts on the FO! Please enjoy this new episode, Capy fans. #CapyCrew #Crew96 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 29/04/2025
Putting out the Capy Signal for hot takes/questions/etc for the podcast, please! #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 16/04/2025
What I will say though: if the Capys can translate that performance to MLSNP and start putting a few more goals in the back of the net, watch out.
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 16/04/2025
Capys taken down by a very professional performance from Pittsburgh, sadly. Had a few chances that didn't get finished, but also had some luck on the defensive side. #CapyCrew
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 13/04/2025
@meckmassive.bsky.social got a pal in the Discordecke who is at least somewhat in the area, do y'all ever get together in person to watch Crew games?
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Discordecke @discordecke.soccer · 12/04/2025
Common experience in Columbus. #Crew96 #CapyCrew
A comic entitled "celebrities shop at the store too" by mysillycomics. First panel is a person at the store looking at a can with the caption "........ peach time". Next panel is two hands reaching for a can of peaches. Next panel is Jacen Russell-Rowe looking amicable with the caption "Ah! So sorry!". Next panel is the aforementioned person who is very pleased to see Jacen with the caption "J... Jacen Russell-Rowe".
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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 03/04/2025
I sadly have to announce that I contributed some Capytines this year, so if any are extra bad... blame me 😅 #CapyCrew
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