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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 23/09/2026

EPISODE 32 IS UP! It covers the firing (woo!!), past results, the future, playoffs (including our opponent!) and more. Please enjoy! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... #Crew96 #CapyCrew

An old stamp from Uruguay with a Capybara drawing on it that says "2 crew 2 4 u 2, too" "the premier podcast" "columbus crew 2" "50 pesos" "correo aereo" and "hydrochoerus hydrochaeris" on it.

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 20/09/2026

We got this statement thanks to Jeff. "We condemn any action..." so you're saying you condemn what Federico Higuain did, but you're just cool with him continuing on as manager? #Crew96 #CapyCrew

Text from the article.

The Crew also sent the following statement to ESPN: "The Crew actively collaborated with MLS NEXT Pro throughout the review process and fully accepted the additional discipline issued in accordance with league policies.

"Our Club is dedicated to growing the game by creating environments where everyone is welcome and supported on and off the pitch, which is founded upon our values of respect, inclusivity and prioritizing people and culture first. We condemn any action or notion that contradicts our mission of uniting and uplifting all communities and genders through the global game."

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 20/09/2026

Episode 31.5, a mini episode of crisis is out! No real soccer discussion, it's all about the recent news concerning the Crew 2 manager. With support and solidarity to @psraofficials.bsky.social 🤝 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... #CapyCrew #Crew96 #MLSNextPro

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 05/09/2026

EPISODES 30 AND 31! Because I forgot to post 30 here. I'm so sorry, Bsky!! #Crew96 #CapyCrew #MLSNextPro metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026...

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 08/07/2026

EPISODE 29! The bounceback season continues with more good results. Capys are on a double bye week, just waiting and getting ready to chomp the next opponent. metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... #CapyCrew #Crew96

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 03/06/2026

EPISODE 28! Things are solid for the Capys, and the U19s won a trophy! Plus, the return of the king (aka Laurent)!!! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... #Crew96 #CapyCrew #MLSNextPro

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 29/04/2026

EPISODE 27! The season is looking pretty solid so far! The boys are bringin' joys. Also, the show should now be on Apple Podcasts, only 4 years late! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026/04/29/episode-27-4-29-26/ #Crew96 #CapyCrew #MLSNextPro

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 20/03/2026

EPISODE 26! The season has started, some games have been played, it's been hopeful, especially in comparison to last year! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026... #CapyCrew #Crew96

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 25/02/2026

EPISODE 25!! Get ready for the upcoming Capy season. Some hope for the year! Lots of great questions from the @discordecke.soccer !! #CapyCrew #Crew96 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2026...

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 02/10/2025

EPISODE 23 - 10/2/25 The season continues! The results, mostly the same. We press onward and take what good we can from it! #CapyCrew #Crew96 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 27/08/2025

EPISODE 22 - 8/27/25 New signings! Some great questions! Still need first teamers! #Crew96 #CapyCrew metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 03/08/2025

Yet again I post this, updated with the latest results... Crew 1 have completely abandoned Crew 2 and it's hurting the Capys bad. #Crew96 #CapyCrew

Table showing that the Crew 2 points per game without first team players is 0.45, 1.0 with them, 1.17 with more than 1, and 2.33 with more than 1 outfield first team player.

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 29/07/2025

EPISODE 21 - 7/29/25 It's bleak, but we still love our guys! Some signs of hope for the future! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025... #Crew96 #CapyCrew

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025

Y'all know I try to be pretty positive, generally speaking. But at this point, I'm saying it. It's a little hyperbolic but I don't think I'm wrong. #CapyCrew #Crew96

Gus Fring, a well dressed character played by Giancarlo Esposito, stands adjusting his suit and making an intense face. The text over it reads:

"you don't like Issa Tall because he didn't sign a #9 when you wanted. I don't like Issa Tall because he completely abandoned Crew 2. We are not the same."

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025

And since this could be a little unfair, I also did the numbers without the 5-0 loss against Chicago Fire II (the early red card game). #CapyCrew #Crew96

A table of info about the Columbus Crew 2's current MLS Next Pro season.

NO EARLY RED GAME
PPG with no First Teamers 0.67
PPG with First Teamers 1.14
PPG with more than 1 First Teamer 1.40
PPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer 2.33

Actual PPG 0.91

A table about the Columbus Crew 2's current MLS Next Pro season.

FOR:
GPG with no First Teamers 0.67
GPG with First Teamers 1.29
GPG with more than 1 First Teamer 1.00
GPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer 1.67

AGAINST:
GPG with no First Teamers 1.67
GPG with First Teamers 1.57
GPG with more than 1 First Teamer 1.00
GPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer 0.33

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 21/06/2025

I crunched some numbers about our current season. I know it's not this simple, but we could be so good, y'all... #CapyCrew

A table with the following data about Columbus Crew 2 in MLS Next Pro this year.

PPG with no First Teamers 0.67
PPG with First Teamers 1.00
PPG with more than 1 First Teamer 1.17
PPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer 2.33

Actual PPG 0.91

A table with the following data about Columbus Crew 2's current MLS Next Pro season:

For:
GPG with no First Teamers 0.67
GPG with First Teamers 1.13
GPG with more than 1 First Teamer 0.83
GPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer 1.67

Against:
GPG with no First Teamers 1.67
GPG with First Teamers 2.00
GPG with more than 1 First Teamer 1.67
GPG with more than 1 outfield First Teamer 0.33

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 18/06/2025

EPISODE 20 - 6/18/25 Recent games! Tristan Brown's new contract! Bjork v. Stork! It's all here and it's a fun 24 minutes or so! Listen to the new episode today! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025... #Crew96 #CapyCrew

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 30/05/2025

EPISODE 19 - 5/30/25 I do not pull any punches with my thoughts about the FO and a certain recent decision they made that impacts the Capybaras... #Crew96 #CapyCrew metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 30/04/2025

EPISODE 18 - 4/30/25 Recaps! Thoughts on players! Thoughts on the FO! Please enjoy this new episode, Capy fans. #CapyCrew #Crew96 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 28/03/2025

New episode! Which of course was finished RIGHT before the Cesar Ruvalcaba news came out. #CapyCrew #Crew96 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 12/02/2025

EPISODE 16! Pipa, Josh Williams, Chase Adams, et al!!! #CapyCrew #Crew96 #MLSNextPro metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 08/01/2025

EPISODE 15! We're talking offseason roster moves, coaching moves, Capybara Legends, and some questions from the @discordecke.bsky.social ! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025... #CapyCrew #Crew96

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2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too @2crew24u2too.discordecke.soccer · 03/12/2024

NEW EPISODE. Talking about the 2024 season, some takes from the @discordecke.bsky.social , the roster for 2025, and some Capybara Legends. metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2024... #CapyCrew #Crew96 #MLSNextPro

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