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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant

@2buoyant.bsky.social
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NSFW kink account, no minors. 30's. Expect balloons, inflation, and all sorts of things that send blushy dorks skyward. He/him.

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A Kiloton of 'Roc @akiloton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if their blimpbrain is for you to be blimped?
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bonus points to end up a blimp for someone equally blimpbrained
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need to be made forcibly blimpbrained for people
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Local Blimp Skydragon Cyrex| 🔞 @balloonbreon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(muffled) guys this is pretty cool when do i get out though. ahaha. um
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh~ to be cursed to be dominated by balloons~
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Indi @indigorho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New Inflation/Bubble story starring @2buoyant.bsky.social : "Bubble Mana Battery" Outnumbered and out of options, the bubblemancer Vello considers turning his friend Chaotic into a convenient mana battery. www.furaffinity.net/view/66236530/
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Parade Blimpster 🎈🔒 (782 days) @vanillaster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
MMMRPH?!?! C-CREAAAAAAAK!! 💢💢💢💢 >////> [That's the finale! Thank you so much for the love and support on this #AirborneAugust sequence! Thanks again to @sonderq.bsky.social & @2buoyant.bsky.social for commissioning me for the blimp battle, and congrats to @basilloon.bsky.social on joining us :3]
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
...to be a subby balloon or bubbleboy or balloon bound dork to everyone
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Becoming increasingly subby to the point you can't even channel your dom character anymore
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think you should tie helium balloons to me and just completely ignore when I increasingly say stop
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Perma-endo'd by smug balloonies that guzzle helium to swell their belly walls against you and ensure they never come down to keep you forever ~
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think more people should, in-fact, blimp raccs. They're just balloons after all.
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-Rain- @vanillayote.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so guess who has 4 paws and got informed their lease isn't getting renewed... hahaha Anything helps 😅 gofund.me/2092c879d
A doodle of Rain (coyote) holding a help sign, standing behind her is Snowy (opossum) holding a box, and behind them is Evie (coyote) nervously tapping her paws together. Moving boxes are drawn behind the trio. The doodle is drawn over the top of a large map of the western United States, with a red arrow pointing from Prescott, AZ to Seattle, WA. Text on the left reads "Help us move! Rain, Snowy & Evie have until Jan 30th to move and need help with moving costs!"
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Parade Blimpster 🎈🔒 (782 days) @vanillaster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Good blimps don’t speak words, right?~ Well, good thing the only noise coming from their mouths are muffled squeaks and creaks~ Round 3 and we’ve got a new leader in the battles! We got half of the month left for this, so there’s still a long way to go
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Parade Blimpster 🎈🔒 (782 days) @vanillaster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
C-crrrk?! This wasn't part of the plan?!? Round 2 is up and it seems like we're off to a really blimpy start this month
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The tantalizing thought of ending up as the blimp of the other three in blimp battle...
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Where's the folks intent on obsessively feeding you helium bit by bit, day by day, till you're simply their helpless balloon to ruin?~
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
...or owned by someone who's intent on keeping me in a bubble forever to ruin a racc
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wanna be shoved in a bubble that simply owns me forever, never to escape, and broken by that uncaring bubble till totally dominated by being bubblebound for good~
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Xelly Blimpios (for 292 days) @xeltios.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Aaaaand (with a day delay) I am now in color and as shiny as usual! I'll be adding time to my timer for this post as well, since this is the proper posted art now. Let's see how much more time I'll get added to my total >//> (Same time additions as before) ❤️ = 2 hours 🔁 = 4 hours 💬 = 6 hours
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Xelly Blimpios (for 292 days) @xeltios.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So since #AirborneAugust is going a lot of people turned into blimps around me... I'm just glad it didn't hit me. Wait... why is my triangle symbol on my chest differe-MMPPHH!! God I'm huge now~ But this shouldn't last very long though luckily... right?... ❤️ = 2 hours 🔁 = 4 hours 💬 = 6 hours
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
....The blimpbrain is strong today, so very strong
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@bearskunk.bsky.social needs to be bullied to be my permabubble prison~ Remind them just how much they need to simply be a bubble. An unpoppable, permanent, inescapable bubble containing a racc endlessly pushing on its walls. No exceptions~ Not a bearskunk. Only a bubble.
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2chaotic @2chaotic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
All my life I've struggled with self-esteem and imposter syndrome. I always come up with logical excuses for not being able to do something. Long has it been since I was truly proud of anything. And regular existential crises and life's drudgery have kept me locked in the feedback loop. But- 1.🧵
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2chaotic @2chaotic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And here's the second one to go see and vote on: bsky.app/profile/vani...
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2chaotic @2chaotic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's #AirborneAugust time again, and since everyone keeps urging, #blimplock time to keep your racc hopelessly buoyant. ❤️ = 2 hours 🔁 = 4 hours 💬 = 6 hours (only counting 1 per person!) Might throw in extra if you really wreck me... Art credits in their alt texts <3
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Maybe I'll start posting my backlog of over a decade of art as part of Airborne August...
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Airborne August looms and.... many daydreams of being wrecked~
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Now that deltarune is caught up again, I can safely peek back here... Let the puff posting recommence
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
.....h-hey now, that's too huffy to process
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
using a weather balloon as a condom when you cant stop cumming helium probably isnt a good idea ......
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𝕷𝖊𝖆𝖓 @leanderg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Having some inflatasuit fun at the beach! But.. something seems wrong? 🤖: @protoblake.bsky.social 🐱: @nerokatsune.bsky.social 🎨: @hanthecatsaur.bsky.social
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This needs to be my life everyday, if not even more randomly often. <3
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
But what if permablimp
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2chaotic @2chaotic.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Now more than ever, raise that Pride for all to see! I'll set an... example by being the parade balloon to be seen all a-round! This grey Ace raccblimp won't stop shining...or floating....or creaking... Lovely ych by @olliepuffs.bsky.social !
Pride piece of Chaotic the anthro raccoon. He's been inflated into a round blimp, with the pride flag wrapped across his chest. Ace colored balloons are tied to the tethers on his bloated paws. He's in a parade, with a building on the background. A sign reads Pride Fest 2026.
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Lockheed Skunk @lockheedskunk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Happy Pride Month! Be seen and be loved, now more than ever! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The paradox of being perma'd. 🧵 Consider the kinky thoughts below: The desire for that finality of being rendered stuck in your new state, the bad end payoff, verses... The lead up to that moment, the tease of the end, the anticipation and increasing fever pitch of horny anxiety.
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The paradox of being perma'd. 🧵 Consider the kinky thoughts below: The desire for that finality of being rendered stuck in your new state, the bad end payoff, verses... The lead up to that moment, the tease of the end, the anticipation and increasing fever pitch of horny anxiety.
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Satsumi! 🔞Currently: (a thing) @satsumatheblue.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
[Inflation] Haven't drawn anything for Mystery Dungeon day but if I took a snippet from a commission I did a while ago of myself getting blimped because I love how it looks out of context, is that cheating?
A drawing of a disgruntled Nickit (me), blown up into a balloon and floating upside down in a cave.

The fox says: 
"C-Can't-- 
Move!"
All while she's uttering "GRRGH!" And "Squrrk!"

Text below reads:
"You stepped on a Balloon Trap!"
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Scales, Blimped for 15 days @floatykommo-o.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Turning both @2buoyant.bsky.social and @n0varaccoon.bsky.social into corporate blimps. While I just rake in the profit~ maybe rebrand them and spray paint them corporate colors... make sure they're given proper ID too... as the blimps they are
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Ermakkk @ermakkk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Since I’m almost done with my current comm batch, I’m opening a new one and going to start working on it in about a week, will take about 4-6 slots, examples from the current one:
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I need to be the parade balloon for your pride parade~
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Permaballoon @permaballoon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ruin a balloon Push it deeper into this pressure and desire to be tighter, fuller, hornier~ It more than deserves it and is frankly willing to just be totally airheaded often times…it’s always so right…so perfect…
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world's #1 milkfluencer 4 years running @snaketrain.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The best time to permasphere your friend and doom them to a life of either needing to be rolled around from place to place or tethered to the ground lest they float off was years ago. The second best time is now.
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Helium Feeders.... Charismatically luring a racc into slowly becoming their good permablimp.
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Sometimes feels like I annoy people with all my blimpy posting and fixations.
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Permaballoon @permaballoon.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Just need to hear again and again that I’m a dumb balloon….i love hearing it, the enabling, the encouragement, the teasing. It’s just so alluring and so…fitting? Like I’m meant to just be a bloated sphere permanently…
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Helium Feeders.... Charismatically luring a racc into slowly becoming their good permablimp.
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pool noodle! @arlie.quest · 02/06/2026
#itsarlie some instincts never go away no matter the size (or material) by @jimbohusky.bsky.social!
parade arlie running with a hotdog cart in its mouth! somebody tell those handlers to hang on tight--
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Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant @2buoyant.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I have been blimpscrolling all evening and boy does it make a blimpbrain crave a helium tank toting feeder
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