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job search got me feeling like michael hanukkah..theyre putting me thru funny games!!

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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♠ @perthwise.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
estrogen kinda just de-aged me i look like a teenager now and i would be surprised if i was not carded everywhere for everything
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
derrick turnbow [tossing baseball]: "mlb teams." erick aybar [swinging bat]: "mlb transactions." lyle mouton [pounding mitt]: "mlb rule book." me [pointing at camera]: "do YOU mlb? visit mlb to learn more." [title card: "Major League MLB"] brooks conrad: "hey – who let the youtuber in here???"
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
im like if there wa s a sleepy
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🍼🧸 🌟 public universal gwen :3 🎀🪡 @gwen-lily.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
taking da drugs dat turn you into a pianta
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
cultured is when you've read two William Gibson novels
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's called sploinking weed . and evereyone is doing it now
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[chud vhs font] never forget what was taken from us
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❤︎4lung♪ @4lung.net · 01/10/2026
before you know it we'll be slackers in our 20s, clerking in a video store and spending Saturday nights ordering PIZZA over the INTERNET!
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Hobeon @hobeon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In a house full of eevees, every sleeping spot is always taken
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gets sex accused
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"i've played these squid games before" - squid games
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it actually doesn't rain very often in the pacific northwest. i visited seattle for a couple days one time and it didn't rain the entire time i was there
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i gotta like shower and stuff before service thi smorning..
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bewa
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some of you probably
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i do not much care for ragged glory
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the First interesting race of f1 2026
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
home sweet home
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how it feels, to be Me,
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wren @wrencrt.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
INNOCENT AGENT! GIRL DETECTIVE!! #moneyforgirls
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
eric adams voice philadelphia is the seattle of the east coast
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eevee @eev.ee · 26/09/2026
being remembered by a hundred pooltoy avatars is a sign of a life well lived i think
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Vinny ★ @vinqou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
// colorful gore here for you,
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hat
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is this true. is this true. is this true
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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🔞 bravo [commissions closed] @bravobunny.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
date with my sister
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i was watching youtube shorts slop with my carer's baby cousin & something inappropriate came up i didnt wanna just wrench the ipad away from her cus itd make our relationship adversarial & make her more curious so i just said "hmm, i don't like that :/"
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pepsi @pepsichord.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bottom surgery john lennon aka jane lennon: imagine theres no penis
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
harvest moon will be pretty high here..defo above harvest the first. more committed to its concept, doesn't have the fuckass orchestral tracks, Does have the beautiful nd wistful title track
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the issue is we now have a false dichotomy of Boston Globe Journalists vs The Region of Western Massachusetts. these things should both be carpetbombed
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i like annihilation 2018 cus i don't know if ive ever seen a mainstream movie unabashedly romanticize self harm the way it does. it's literally flowers
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23 × hot dogs (no buns, extra mayo) - $124.75 @14point4khz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‼️BREAKING‼️ ESTEBAN OCON has CONFIRMED he will no longer be racing for Haas - he will be BOUNCING ON IT CRAZY STYLE for the 2027 season in the VRC OPTIMIZED PERFORMANCE CUBE because his PC STRUGGLES SOMETIMES but he still wants to FREAK IT
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
24 hours to move out. date with my girlfriends this evening. wish 294-53-6143 luck
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[seeing some generic leftist sentiment edited into a video game screen shot] fuck. yes. so much win
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one thing that's interesting about me is that i usually don't eat lunch at exactly 12 p.m. on the dot. today i'm starting to eat lunch at 12:26 p.m., and it's actually not all that unusual for me to eat as late as 1 or 1:30. i'd say this is my most interesting personal quality by miles
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23 × hot dogs (no buns, extra mayo) - $124.75 @14point4khz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah im bi bi sected Sloughs into a puddle of innards
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xenophilia @xenopavilia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ok. i understand what i did wrong and i apologize. my correction is as follows : i like drawing feral and rape and big sisters making out with their little sisters and. i draw it because i LIKE IT!!!! ITS HOT!! AHHHHH!!! *my demon eye flares up and i crumple over holding my stomach* AHHHH!!! AHHH!!!
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1. on the beach 2. rust never sleeps 3. after the gold rush 4. everybody knows this is nowhere 5. zuma 6. tonight's the night 7. harvest
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 20/09/2026
coyote hitting an ACME vape
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
full disclosure: i'm deleting this post
screenshot of my post reading "there will never be an nfl week 2! never!!!!" with the word MISINFORMATION repeatedly superimposed on it
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Queen Delrose @hotcakehound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cartoon character watching clips of someone getting getting smashed into discs with hammers and exploded but then someone else walks into the room so they have to close the tab real quick all flustered
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ANOTHER SURFSIDE FOR MISS 294-53-6143
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars
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soupushka @gurokin.com · 17/09/2026
I ♡ sweaty boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Furry sitting with her shirt pulled up, exposing her tits. She's sweating, smiling, and has a speech bubble with a heart next to her
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
one thing i will miss abt new england: the dunkins donuts down here don't even have maple frosted
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294-53-6143.bsky.social @294-53-6143.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
new apartment feels like the ideal place to just like become a monk or something tbh. i have one roommate and she'll barely be here. i can easily walk to everything i'd need in this part of phl, but i won't need to be out that much. it's the 294-53-6143 era of locking in
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