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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 1h
Thereby completely ruining everyone’s day who just got recommended to follow me 😂
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 1h
Went looking for something completely different in my X account (the only reason I keep it is to search for my old funny tweets when I remember them) & found this old tweet which I’m going to inflict on you now:
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 3h
Not mine, but this is the *funniest* thing I’ve seen about the misogynist SNL monologue by the guy I’d never heard of until he did the misogynist SNL monologue. Ironically, “pee pee poo poo” in an SNL monologue would have been WAY funnier than anything this dropkick actually said.
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 3h
Deathwish 💥🦌🛣️ #art
a digital drawing of a doe leaping up. her back legs are just in front of a red starburst with two headlights. arcs of road swerve behind her with stars in a black sky. text says "go ahead - hit me. I'll kill us both."
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 18h
Is it just me? It is WILD to me that Demi Moore has become the ambassador of an anti-ageing product right off the back of doing a horror movie about an anti-ageing product.
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
POMETTE unlocked rare Frenchie achievement: the DOUBLE BACK VET VISIT. Went in for allergy shots, the nurse noticed a gross pustule on her belly & got me to hang around so the vet could take a look (he just drained it & put some antiseptic cream on it; it’s probably just a scratch that got dirty).
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
An overall quality of my favourite people *in general* is that they are kind and considerate (but they are also usually aware that you don’t have to be kind and considerate to people who have proved they don’t deserve it—like bigots, abusers or bullies).
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was just reminded of this sketch while talking to an American friend about the meaning of “holidays” in our respective countries 😂 I’d forgotten the Hanson bit at the end… sad how we haven’t managed to give her the arse in all this time: youtu.be/D2m6qG4ezMo?...
youtu.be
full frontal - Australia day, independence day sketch 1996 , eric bana.avi
YouTube video by lastitaliangod
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“You starve Pomette? You STARVE her, like the orphan?!” 👁️👁️
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I need to know how to block an emoji. My phone suggests this guy alongside my go-to cry-laughing emoji (😂) and if I accidentally click on him instead my phone goes “got it, will use this guy as your main emoji suggestion for LOL forever now”
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still my favourite bday message
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Getting back into Animal Crossing
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love when Guillermo del Toro talks about how much generative AI sucks, and he’s spot on here too.
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IYKYK (I cackled the whole time I was making the meme)
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My dad told Diva she looked like Xena Warrior Princess in her knee-high ugg boots & she said “who’s that?” 😂
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Four Stages of Grooming Hammock: 1. Anger 2. Despair 3. Acceptance 4. Potato
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Ooh, he ain’t gon be in Neagley Season 2”
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I cannot TELL you how hype I am for Gerwig’s Narnia. The Wood Between the Worlds looks dope as HECK. CONFESSION TIME: young Bergie was not told that the Narnia books were a Christian allegory when she first read them, and embarrassingly did not figure it out until reading The Last Battle 😂🙈
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
this really has been such a stupid loss of what was once one of the internet's purest pleasures
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My left hand looks like this so my right hand can look like THIS
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lanterns review: As a child, John Stewart’s eyes are clearly shown to be dark brown, but as an adult—before *and* after he joins the Green Lanterns—his eyes are shown to be light green. There is no explanation given for this eye colour change, which is clearly not linked to his Lantern status.
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’ve heard of Elf on a Sh—[is immediately snap-frozen]
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just saw this ad on FB—and as a graphic designer of 25+ years—I feel qualified to say that the design choice with the censorship was 100000% intentional; literally all of the comments are saying exactly what you just thought of 😂
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe people shouldn’t have kept saying he should mackle less
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A relatively recent (at least to me) slang term that I fully approve of is “tea” meaning gossip because when you get that good gossip, it feels like this:
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tell me a TV/ movie quote that you use in everyday life (please include what it’s from in case we don’t know it). Most of my favourite ones come from the blooper reel in the credits of Rush Hour 2 😂
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BTW it turns out the video I watched was a GOOD video only using a tiny bit of the appalling Sweeney video which I have now watched in its entirety (& just managed not to throw up in my mouth 🤢 it is SO BAD)
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@bromezaddams.bsky.social btw I have very much been enjoying Tracker but he is CONSTANTLY plugging his phone into random people’s laptops & I just thought “wouldn’t his phone get like a million viruses from doing that?!”
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have y’all seen this video going around, allegedly to promote women in sports, with Sydney “registered MAGA” Sweeney at the beginning? It genuinely feels like a parody because it starts with literally this: Her, a non-athlete with no known connection to a sport of any kind,
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🎶 Wash your little hands Make a little lunch With Vegemite, with Vegemite🎶
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve just tried a baking soda / tinfoil hack to clean this tarnished silver teapot, and of course I didn’t think to take a BEFORE picture (in which it would’ve looked like a brass teapot / Aladdin’s lamp), but here’s “during” and “after”.
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pomette last night, FURIOUS at a Woollies truck. I am almost certain she was raging at the giant people, bless her. “HOW DARE THEY BE BIGGER THAN NORMAL. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.”
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just finished a commissioned pet portrait! I think I captured her *personality*, which tends to be the Unique Selling Point of MY pet portraits specifically. And now that this one is done, I’m open for new commissions. Tell your friends!
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Got a knockoff Oodie off Amazon a couple of days ago & coincidentally just solved the mystery of what has been leaving tiny blobs of synthetic fluff all over the living room for the last couple of days 🙄🩵💕
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s called fashion, sweetie
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dang, sorry this was a novella! I think I really needed to write it all out to process the whole experience.
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Also I had an interesting / scary experience; I’ve been helping an elderly neighbour of mine (a whole other story in herself) with various things; she called me the other night & said she was having chest pains (she already has ❤️ trouble) & had called the ambos (ambulance/paramedics) 🚑 +
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bought a chicken & bacon mac & cheese from Aldi the other day. Cooked it for my dinner, went to take it out of the oven. The tray was not very stiff so about 1/3 of it slipped all over the racks, floor & door of the oven 😩 AND THEN +
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And if I tell her the people aren’t there to pat her but then they do give her a pat, she’s like “see, I told you” 😂
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We’re old enough to have owned a CD, we can’t remember what the first one was! (Or maybe that’s just me 🙈)
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don’t know if EVERYONE loves it but The Notebook is genuinely a toxic awful mess with an horrific message at the end
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don’t like the look of leg hair on my legs. Solution from age 14 - mid 40s: shave legs Solution from mid 40s - ???: just don’t look
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just a silly idea that made me cackle at like 10:30 last night so I had to make it
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
😤😡😤😡😤😡 AssetS… ARE The word “Assets” is plural. The S on the end is a big clue. Spellcheck in email is rapidly becoming worthless.
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
New horrible cat at Toronto Zoo (ancient meme reference) Thanks to my Canadian friends sharing their culture, I submit that they should name this one Timbit (bonus opportunity for sponsorship moolah 💰 from Tim Horton’s)
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I may have been running in exclusively neurodivergent social circles for too long; saw these in the Aldi catalogue & thought “ah yes the autism plates, where the foods don’t touch” 😂 (Pretty sure they are just for kids 😂)
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Frost in the grass outside my dad’s place this morning 🥶 Should be illegal in Australia imo
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Diva and I have discovered to our mutual delight—and my bank account’s impending dismay—that I am willing to purchase (moderately) expensive skincare products in exchange for batches of delicious, chewy, sugar cookies. What’s your favourite cookie texture?
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Literally JUST started watching Ride or Die (starring these two, who I love). Apart from the trailer making it look VERY good I have no real opinion of the show yet. HOWEVER… 🧵:
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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have often thought that if you had to go one way or the other, I’d prefer Daylight Savings permanent rather than no Daylight Savings at all, but I confess I didn’t even think about the mornings. I wonder if the sunrises would be that late in *Southern* Hemisphere winter? Idk I’m not a scientist
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