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@1andonlychrisn.bsky.social
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The plural of calcaneus is apparently calcanei
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’ve become the doctor that uses really bad drawings to teach people. Bonus points if you can figure out what I explained with this drawing
Crudely drawn medical diagram used for teaching
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I am a physician. I know how to save lives I also put my thumb through a styrofoam cup, spilling water everywhere because i grabbed it too hard to stop it from spilling* *it was not spilling. I had just put it down perfectly fine, thought it was tipping over (it wasnt) and panic-grabbed it
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Learning about cardiovascular health in style at #ACC26
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I know the world sucks an extra lot right but I believe in celebrating the little things. That being said, it was announced that I will be one of the chief residents of my IM program next year! 🥹🥹🥹 Can’t wait to do my part to make this tiny part of the world suck a little less
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I always feel like somebodys watching me
Grey tabby cat peeking his eyes up from behind a computer screen
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
About to start saving ascii art dotphrases to add just a bit more chaos to epic chats. Just night shift things
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Got stuck in the hospital elevator at 2am AMA
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Walking along the beach in Michigan during the cold fall-winter period feels like Emily Thorne from Revenge walking on the beach in the Hamptons after ruining the lives of no less than 13 rich people at a new year party
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 30/10/2025
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I have a check system to make sure I see everyone and get my notes, orders, etc done for the day, except i always forget to actually check it off so my papers have 1/4 finished checks One day my med student drew this symbol said “i used it to summon you” my symbol is my half finished check box 😔😔
Plus sign with a dot in the top left corner
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
A consultant referred to me by name to my attending and not just as “the resident” and i’ll be riding that high all week
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
There’s something to be said about quiet beach days that look more gray than blue
Image with top half being sky, bottom half being the water lake michigan, both looking the same shade of gray. The distance there is a pier with two small lighthouses
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Last shift of intern year was yesterday and I can’t believe that I’m already done with 1/3 of residency
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Guess who’s going to present a case report at CHEST!!!!!!
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
My notes look like: Bad thing, suspected worse thing, probable Creatinine red on epic -consult nephro So his notes can look like:
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
No one: Me, after touching anything that I drop onto the hospital floor: i just caught an MDRO
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The new pope being american is straight up Hydra, right out the marvel comics
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
One thing I will never really understand is the sensitivity of doctors’ egos. Like if i were making (when i make) $400k-600k a year???? You literally couldn’t hurt my feelings.
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This is an Alanna Mosvani stan account. And if you’re not watching wheel of time, you should be
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Doing my nightly walk around the hospital and Crazy in Love comes on Spotify. Would you look at that? I never knew they installed a runway in medsurg
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Gonna name my firstborn son Xarelto
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
It’s a small thing but my rule is you celebrate all wins, especially the smaller ones: I submitted my first ever case report to CHEST for presentation at their conference ☺️☺️☺️
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I went to the M&M store at Disney Springs and accidentally got half a pound of PB&J M&Ms
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
We’re in Orlando for a universal and disney trip, so you already know what that means Food blog time! - night 1 (Note, this will not include anything harry potter world related for obvious reasons)
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’m dealing with a pretty nasty lumbar strain, and my mother and I are going to epcot this week. I just know im gonna get on a ride, get thrown around a bit, and next thing you know my top half is in the magic kingdom with my bottom half in the epcot version of france
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
🫨 is the perfect emoji for any situation, i will not take criticism on this
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Unironically threw my back out after slipping on some ice on Friday and have been surviving on a poor GI stewardship amount of Advil Like someone’s GRANDFATHER
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The republicans couldn’t even do their little performative tiktok ban right. Not even a full 24h?
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok down, time to busy myself building a bookshelf (ft my supervisor)
4 level black bookshelf with gold accents, grey tabby cat sitting on the second shelf
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tiktoks banned so I opened up twitter to immediately see a tweet from a lady being livid, INDIGNANT that her friend wrote “buy gifts from my registry” on her baby shower invite. Not that there was a registry, that she instructed people to buy from it I forgot twitter highlights the STUPIDEST people
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I think one of the best things about being a resident is when we tell a med student exactly word for word what to say to an attending, having them say it, the attending agreeing to their plan, and then the residents taking a minute to hype up how great and brilliant our students are
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I slipped on ice and busted every part of my body today so if someone wants to come and redact me like a cia document that’d be great
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
We’re just gonna pretend JEJUNUM is a real word??????
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
College football is wild as someone who doesn’t follow it. Like you’ll be hearing about how great Notre Dame is and then all of a sudden its in INDIANA?????
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
No one: Me in my parka now that it’s like 20° and snowing:
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Its not enough to say “not a drag queen” these are religious leaders more often than not
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Block 7 of residency over and its actually crazy how much Ive grown over the past 7 months. Like i’m a doctor or something
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I know med social media gets a little testy when its Dr vs others but are some of yall taught to just ignore residents??? We asked someone for something after a rapid, they shared their thoughts against it (necessity not safety) but agreed to do it, pretended to go into the room, and just left????
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I need someone to live-post through Nightbitch so I can experience it vicariously through them
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer for the first time and it’s so terminally ‘90s I love it
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Just like Idaho is a conspiracy by Big Potato
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Gonna livetweet while probably more inebriated than ive been in a while ama Jk im goin to bed like now
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new year!
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Me: gonna miss working with you (MD, JD attending), who else am I gonna make “sue them!” Jokes with?? Him: you just wanna make stupid jokes Me: i think you severely underestimate my ability to make stupid jokes with ANY attending
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas! Spreading that @gatorsdaily.bsky.social holiday spirit around the hospital today
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This is the energy I bring to rounds
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Chris @1andonlychrisn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
If the media is humanizing Luigi, where’s the picture of him on a jetski with the CEO he killed?
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