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@194db.bsky.social
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
There should be an encryptid messaging app where, like, Mothman securely delivers your texts
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
America really failed an open-book test
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Out of context, “unhand” sounds way more violent than “deglove”
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
How do you think Albert Einstein would’ve felt about becoming a symbol for intelligence in the same way that a floppy disk is the symbol for save?
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Update: I got ticketed for double parking
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Accidentally leaned too hard on my gearshift and unlocked a secret second level of parked
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Tried to sign up for Disney Plus, but accidentally signed up for Disney Minus. All ads
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Tried out the free tier of the Hallmark streaming service. No ads, but they've edited out the single chaste kiss between the romantic leads at the conclusion of every movie
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Imagine if the butterflies got organized and a cloud of them descended and just carried you off somewhere. Who would believe you?
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I have a space heater. What I need is a time heater that takes me back to 15 million years after the big bang
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The natural state of a house is a pile of rubble under dirt. The natural state of a relationship is alienation.
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
There’s nothing you can build that you don’t have to maintain
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
An added bonus is that buying physical copies of albums pays the artists orders of magnitude more than streaming
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social, happy to report that one of your originals has found the perfect home
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
@rationaljack.bsky.social, arguing about politics was obviously a bust, so what are your top five albums? Always looking for new stuff
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Compelling argument to be made that the US’s national anthem is actually “This Is How We Do It” or “Livin’ On A Prayer”
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
No thanks, the only "threads" I need are 8 mm with a 1.25 mm pitch
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Reflecting on the fact that PayPal is an extremely useful service whose creation indirectly resulted in the destruction of my three favorite websites
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
@rationaljack.bsky.social Hope you won't mind if I move this over to my timeline, as I don't have any sense of what our discussion is doing to Ben's and James's notifications
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you ever feel useless, remember there’s an “I would like to receive updates and offers” checkbox that you can uncheck every time you create an account anywhere
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’m fabulous. I have so many fabuüles
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The market contains so many solutions in search of a problem
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Electoral politics are a manifestation of people wanting to have control over their lives
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I appreciate TMNT for hipping me to the dangers of being followed by bots so that I could enter the 21st century prepared
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You know, with the proper acoustic treatment, it’s really not an echo chamber anymore. Get a nice wool rug, some furniture, and a few diffusers and absorption panels and you’re good to go!
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
One thing people seem to gloss over when listing potential transformational impacts of LLMs is that, sure, they can summarize for you (increasingly well!), but they can’t understand for you
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Twitter right now
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Accidentally bought 10,000 hour votive candles instead of 10 hour. Lit one and patiently waited 416 days. However, the candle had by that point attained world-class expertise in burning and declined to extinguish
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Given the widening gap between public opinion and legislation, seems like adding a Federal referenda mechanism to the US Constitution would be the least complex corrective
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’m gonna stop numbering these. That was a poor choice
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Second, in keeping with the Luddite theme, I believe that professional reportage is essential to a functioning democracy, and also that it costs money. As we survey the death of mainstream media, I would submit that it arose primarily as an unintended consequence of the internet,
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
First, in contrast with e/acc, while I believe in the value of tech, I think humanity’s major problems are solvable with the resources and technology we already have because they are fundamentally problems of organization, coordination and distribution, and not of plenty.
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
All right, time to start sharing my stupid opinions
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194 dB @194db.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Maybe this time I’ll post instead of scrolling for 13 years
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