Spade @11spades.net · 23/09/2026Dan Schneider allegedly used the Nickelodeon Gak Vac to try to blow himself. Do not ask what he was doing with the Gak Inflator 110
Spade @11spades.net · 27/08/2026I'll give you this, you're pretty good. But you forgot one thing! *engages your mirror neurons* *pulverizes own testicles* 010
Spade @11spades.net · 14/06/2026i uploaded my brain to aws and theyre forcing me to remotely pilot amazon delivery vans 010
Spade @11spades.net · 25/05/2026new fighting game concept where instead of punching and kicking youre locked in an impromptu secret handshake To The Death 000
Reposted by SpadeSquinkonius Skink 🕛 @skimboniusskink.bsky.social · 10/05/2026troye sivan singing abt getting his shit prolapsed but in a romantic and yearning way 011
Spade @11spades.net · 09/05/2026Is there a word for words that can be pronounced entirely by combining the pronunciation of letters? I.e. endianness (ndns) ewe (u) cue/que/queue (q) 000
Reposted by SpadeSquinkonius Skink 🕛 @skimboniusskink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026idk why they makin such a big deal out of this arch in st louis. clearly they never seen mine 011
Reposted by SpadeSquinkonius Skink 🕛 @skimboniusskink.bsky.social · 15/04/2026they call him the piss bandit 011
Reposted by SpadeSquinkonius Skink 🕛 @skimboniusskink.bsky.social · 24/04/2026dawg what kind of freaks are out here drinking a bloody mary. actual psychopath drink 011
Spade @11spades.net · 16/04/2026I have an itch on the side of my heel but I can't like... Find it? I'm scratching the whole area but it eludes me still 000
Reposted by Spadetreegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 08/04/2026BREAKING: NuCaloric announces Vapable Hot Dog after disrupting snack food market with last year's Drinkable Cheeseburger. 34705259
Spade @11spades.net · 29/03/2026Workplace too boring so I replaced all the fire extinguisher foam with pressurized gasoline #epictroll 000
Spade @11spades.net · 27/03/2026If you think about it, LinkedIn posts are just the shittiest possible rendition of zen koans 001
Reposted by SpadeWarp Door @warpdoor.com · 17/03/2026YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE (MODE:M, @clone.bsky.social, Zach Fendelman) "A Collaboration with Aj Gonzalez and Zach Fendelman done in 3 hours at the Game Developers Conference 2026" Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/17/y... 03115
Reposted by SpadeRobert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 26/02/2026There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time. 181335327
Spade @11spades.net · 04/02/2026How you gonna act surprised when the clearly labelled button does what the label says it'll do 000
Spade @11spades.net · 03/01/2026Very cute cats! Are you considering eventually making one template-cat and dynamically swapping colors on it via shader or whatever? 100
Reposted by SpadeSquinkonius Skink 🕛 @skimboniusskink.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I just killed a man #based 011
Spade @11spades.net · 14/12/2025they call me young mercury because prolonged exposure will drive you insane 100
Spade @11spades.net · 19/11/2025RUIN -- or, maybe the art that became it -- is what drew my attention to you a couple of years ago! I've got to ask; is there an overarching narrative? The previous games definitely made me feel like there was something going over my head. The rose showing up again makes me feel like there is. 110
Spade @11spades.net · 24/09/2025Discovering that there's a lot more peanut butter in my room than there should be 000
Spade @11spades.net · 14/09/2025Causing interplanetary industrial havok with repurposed bipedal construction equipment with @duskseraphim.bsky.social over at www.twitch.tv/11spades_ and www.twitch.tv/DuskSeraphim respectively. Do your part, support the causetwitch.tv11Spades_ - Twitch◤ Programming ◢◤ A Poor Imitation of 010
Spade @11spades.net · 22/08/2025I wonder what the smallest allowable change for a revolution is. A complete change of structure typically requires revolution (by way of overriding existing paths to change), but can you go smaller? Can you have a revolution to change exactly one policy? 000
Spade @11spades.net · 09/08/2025Like, if you steal from a store, an apology doesn't mean squat. But if you steal from a store whilst dressed in clothes adorned with decorative slide-whistles as you coat the aisles in explosive diarrhea, apologizing a couple of days later has a decent chance of working... The first time. 000
Spade @11spades.net · 09/08/2025An apology is most meaningful after you act so insane that it appears that you are unable to tell that you're doing something wrong. 100
Spade @11spades.net · 05/08/2025News from on high; Epic Games will be retiring Easy Anti-cheat and shifting development efforts to their new project, "Hard" Anti-cheat. Executives claim that this move will "like, totally filter casual developers," citing a need to establish "a ranked, competitive games marketplace." 000
Spade @11spades.net · 30/07/2025Shoot them both first. Who just leaves *two* treasure chests lying around? 010
Spade @11spades.net · 10/06/2025I mean, if we consider all living things as opposed to just people, the big fuckoff asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Pompeii is the other event that comes to mind, but I'd have to guess that given the smaller population back then, nukes outdo the volcano by an order of magnitude. 000
Spade @11spades.net · 07/06/2025I have had this shit wishlisted since I saw it on The Game Awards. There is simply nothing I want more than to push my closest friends down hills repeatedly before opening fire on them with flare guns. The puzzles look cool too. 0120
Reposted by SpadeFrank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I found a 2GB SD card in the parking lot outside of our office and I swear the only thing on it is a game boy camera photo of a cat 382444524
