Spade @11spades.net · 23/09/2026Dan Schneider allegedly used the Nickelodeon Gak Vac to try to blow himself. Do not ask what he was doing with the Gak Inflator 110
Spade @11spades.net · 27/08/2026I'll give you this, you're pretty good. But you forgot one thing! *engages your mirror neurons* *pulverizes own testicles* 010
Spade @11spades.net · 25/05/2026new fighting game concept where instead of punching and kicking youre locked in an impromptu secret handshake To The Death 000
Reposted by SpadeSquinkonius Skink 🕛 @skimboniusskink.bsky.social · 10/05/2026troye sivan singing abt getting his shit prolapsed but in a romantic and yearning way 011
Spade @11spades.net · 09/05/2026Is there a word for words that can be pronounced entirely by combining the pronunciation of letters? I.e. endianness (ndns) ewe (u) cue/que/queue (q) 000
Reposted by SpadeSquinkonius Skink 🕛 @skimboniusskink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026idk why they makin such a big deal out of this arch in st louis. clearly they never seen mine 011
Reposted by SpadeSquinkonius Skink 🕛 @skimboniusskink.bsky.social · 15/04/2026they call him the piss bandit 011
Reposted by SpadeSquinkonius Skink 🕛 @skimboniusskink.bsky.social · 24/04/2026dawg what kind of freaks are out here drinking a bloody mary. actual psychopath drink 011
Spade @11spades.net · 16/04/2026I have an itch on the side of my heel but I can't like... Find it? I'm scratching the whole area but it eludes me still 000
Reposted by Spadetreegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 08/04/2026BREAKING: NuCaloric announces Vapable Hot Dog after disrupting snack food market with last year's Drinkable Cheeseburger. 34705259
Spade @11spades.net · 29/03/2026Workplace too boring so I replaced all the fire extinguisher foam with pressurized gasoline #epictroll 000
Spade @11spades.net · 27/03/2026If you think about it, LinkedIn posts are just the shittiest possible rendition of zen koans 001
Reposted by SpadeWarp Door @warpdoor.com · 17/03/2026YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE (MODE:M, @clone.bsky.social, Zach Fendelman) "A Collaboration with Aj Gonzalez and Zach Fendelman done in 3 hours at the Game Developers Conference 2026" Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/17/y... 03115
Reposted by SpadeRobert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 26/02/2026There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time. 181335327
Reposted by SpadeSquinkonius Skink 🕛 @skimboniusskink.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I just killed a man #based 011
Spade @11spades.net · 14/12/2025they call me young mercury because prolonged exposure will drive you insane 100
Spade @11spades.net · 24/09/2025Discovering that there's a lot more peanut butter in my room than there should be 000
Spade @11spades.net · 14/09/2025Causing interplanetary industrial havok with repurposed bipedal construction equipment with @duskseraphim.bsky.social over at www.twitch.tv/11spades_ and www.twitch.tv/DuskSeraphim respectively. Do your part, support the causetwitch.tv11Spades_ - Twitch◤ Programming ◢◤ A Poor Imitation of 010
Spade @11spades.net · 22/08/2025I wonder what the smallest allowable change for a revolution is. A complete change of structure typically requires revolution (by way of overriding existing paths to change), but can you go smaller? Can you have a revolution to change exactly one policy? 000
Spade @11spades.net · 09/08/2025An apology is most meaningful after you act so insane that it appears that you are unable to tell that you're doing something wrong. 100
Spade @11spades.net · 05/08/2025News from on high; Epic Games will be retiring Easy Anti-cheat and shifting development efforts to their new project, "Hard" Anti-cheat. Executives claim that this move will "like, totally filter casual developers," citing a need to establish "a ranked, competitive games marketplace." 000
Reposted by SpadeFrank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I found a 2GB SD card in the parking lot outside of our office and I swear the only thing on it is a game boy camera photo of a cat 382444524
Spade @11spades.net · 06/04/2025It always irritates me when I read the word "impacted." If you were speaking, you would have said "affected," not "impacted," and you're a coward for trying to avoid learning which word to use and when. Did an unexpected shift in the economic tailwinds *physically slam into your revenue*? 000
Spade @11spades.net · 20/03/2025Given all the ruckus with LLM scrapers, I have to wonder whether they are IPV6 enabled. If not, I think it'd be hilarious to see migration finally occur as a short-term, last-ditch attempt to escape the ravenous wave of spiders 000
Spade @11spades.net · 25/11/2024Why the fuck did Assassin's Creed Unity get an update in 2024. Who are they paying to still work on this??? 000
Spade @11spades.net · 18/11/2024Convinced that my Brita is magic. I put water in a small little tray at the top, and almost double the volume ends up in the tank. Crazy shit. 000
Spade @11spades.net · 14/11/2024My body is a machine that turns two proximal pounds of Worther's Originals into two pounds of body fat 000
Spade @11spades.net · 14/11/2024When you think about it, the existence of cotton candy flavored (ice cream, lollipops, rock candy) is insane. It's just candy trying to be other candy. 000
Spade @11spades.net · 13/11/2024God I love insurance. I want nothing more than to wake up to a bill that is orders of magnitude larger than what I was told it would be (on three separate occasions), four months after the service was rendered. I love spending hours on the phone, answering the same question, for no real resolve. 000
Spade @11spades.net · 13/11/2024Misspelled "Stockfish" as "Stockfuck," and I think it's just over for me as a person 000
Spade @11spades.net · 13/11/2024Why do they call it the intelligence community if it's so compartmentalized and everyone's trying to fuck each-other over 000
Spade @11spades.net · 12/11/2024People say it's gonna be nuclear war or artificial general intelligence. I think it's gonna be New Prion Disease. I will not elaborate. 010
Spade @11spades.net · 11/11/2024Is it irrational to value a large continuous block of free time over two smaller blocks of free time? 000
Spade @11spades.net · 09/11/2024When you think about it, it's a small miracle that glass is chemically stable enough to contain most acids and bases. Like, we could just as easily live in a world where the first chemists just fucking died because normal liquid containers weren't up to the job. 000
Spade @11spades.net · 09/11/2024Making your own imgui widgets is a lot like peeling scabs. It hurts the whole time, but you derive some perverse pleasure from the process, only to be left bloody when it's all over. 000
Spade @11spades.net · 03/11/2024We should have gone to LinkedIn instead of Bluesky. We had the opportunity to right a wrong, and we blew it. 000
