11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 04/10/2026Today's our 1 year anniversary!!! Everyone on this team has put in so much hard work and created such meaningful friendships. Riptide was the culmination of all this - the entire team getting to meet for the first time. And it turns out we're not half bad either! Year 2 will be even more evil 😈 0121
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 22/09/2026oh hey what about @11ft8.ink, I hear they're pretty decent 🤭 100
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 19/09/202611 ft 8 Bridge is recruiting a 5th player! Do you enjoy being EVIL with your weapon, a supportive team environment, and destroying rental trucks? We could be the team for you! More information: 11ft8.ink/pages/recrui... Application form: forms.gle/N2MzztDwcPkb... #compsplatoon 27534
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 13/09/2026Today we played redemption bracket and got to see friends! Renzo: Abandoned us for roller coasters Tessa: I've been [p]jackking off since last year Hax: Is tent frotting butch4butch? Agaric: That one friend who's too woke Healer: Owe him a 20% gratuity for Hyperdinner #compsplatoon #Riptide2026 0543
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 12/09/2026Yep! We are the 67th seed! And are outperforming it actually! 110
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 12/09/2026Day 1 we went 2-1 in groups and made redemption bracket! Renzo: All the 52 slander is warranted but... I'm different Hax: Didn't congratulate Hungrybox Agaric: Whoa these are the same maps we scrimmed earlier! Tessaract: Cried after a single set #Riptide2026 #compsplatoon 0545
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 12/08/202611 ft 8 Bridge will be competing at Riptide this year! The entire team will be there, Glack and Shark included. 3294
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 06/08/2026Crem Tent has no way to switch out of podcaster mode unfortunately #highshielddamagesplatoon 0192
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 23/07/2026Agaric says he is 6'2". Renzo claims he is 6'2" "on a good day" We will see come Riptide 😤 180
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 09/07/2026Was 11 ft 8 Bridge of Theseus the same team if we replaced each member one by one? We did have dread + decav again after all. 2222
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 30/06/2026"Call it by its proper name, the succ succ tent" -Agaric #highdivsplatoon 1263
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 28/06/2026We made 3rd (Silver) in Bottom of the Barrel! Splatanas are evil omg Agaric - shot a zooka in the lobby for a fix Tessa - dart canceled a splashdown Shark - "Ag how does it feel that NONE of these matches go towards 10 star crem tent" Renzo - EVERYONE PUMMEL RENZO WITH HAMMERS #compsplatoon 1374
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 09/06/2026everything is perfectly normal, some might say mundane even 2232
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 05/06/2026Help we can't engage in rainbow capitalism because then the pride flags already on the logo get messed up 2375
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 03/06/2026Final standings for our X rank race. Congrats to Agaric for winning with 2633 XP on vTent! 0191
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 26/05/2026It's important that everyone on the team seek enrichment - for Renzo that comes from his art 0182
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 15/05/2026Another update on our X rank race! We'll report back once the season ends 🫡 0141
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 10/05/202611 ft 8 Bridge has joy AND whimsy because our mascot is a rental truck. Nothing more humanizing than a mascot that ignores important road signage. 020
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 01/05/2026The @whiprays.com and @11ft8.ink teamed up as The BridgeRays and got 6th in Coral Clash: Low Tide #35! woooaw Nox - have you seen my Tonic mpreg art? Tessa - "Sqwim wid da Whipways 🥺" Goxu - I love you random citizen Renzo - c'mon Tess, you're living in the past Hax - was there! (not playingg :[ ) 1369
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 28/04/2026Heartbreaking - this bridge could not be labeled as 11' 8" in the UK because of their rounding for imperial units #lowclearancesplatoon 0151
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 23/04/2026We convinced Brine to stay up until 1000 Billion AM to play SOS 224 w/ us & made Hammerhead! #compsplatoon Brine: "Don't take away the magic of my fancy little boy-chefs!" Ag: "They got my fling-a-ling" Renzo: One Gigglebit Upload Speed (laggiest in the lobby) Hax: "Is Renzo mining cryptocurrency?" 0243
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 10/04/2026Look Gary, there I am again! #Splatoon3NAL2026 #compsplatoon 0192
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 05/04/2026It's "Bridge", not "bridge"!!!! They stole our capital letter smh 1222
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 05/04/2026We made 5th in #Splatoon3NAL2026 Preseason Week 1! Suddenly we have an opinion about the format being too long. Hax - wants to be prom queen Tessa - 1 assist/1 death/6 booyahs/1500 paint Renzo - Knuckles hot girl IBS Agaric - got some good succ #compsplatoon #lowclearance 0346
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 01/04/2026An update to the team's weapons. We hope you'll continue to support us going forward! 3203
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 22/03/202611 ft 8 Bridge made 3rd in our first Low Ink after an insane loser's bracket run! and our brains hurt now owowow Renzo - go piss girl Agaric - steers his mini coop with his knees Tessa - leaning towards the "red" conservative pencil Hax - menstruation gaming #lowclearance #compsplatoon 66711
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 21/03/2026On the team's first Low Ink run, we went 5-1 and are on a collision course with alpha bracket tomorrow! Renzo - has a 3-in-1 ADHD drink Hax - the TB stands for tuberculosis Tessa - got nerd sniped Agaric - left the liberal low ink to become a centrist #lowclearance #compsplatoon 1274
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 19/03/2026355.6 cm Bridge made hammerhead in SOS tonight, and won a set too! Thanks to @brinewater.bsky.social for subbing and slidering Agaric - "I need to start gambling!" Tessa - didn't hyperdive the tarantula Brine - gambit is sorta like gambling Renzo - non-magical fushigi orb #compsplatoon 2337
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 17/03/2026On "which weapon is the straightest" from last year #highdivsplatoon 082
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 10/03/202611ft8.ink/pages/credits Of course this would still be possible without the help of our platinum sponsor, but @yoshigodspl.bsky.social does help keep the lights on for 3/4ths of this year! #lowclearance #compsplatoon 120
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 10/03/202611ft8.ink We've updated our website! Roughly the same content, but with a fresh coat of paint. Please enjoy finally getting to read Renzo's bio! 2183
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 05/03/2026Coming out is hard and labels can be tricky to understand, but I hope you'll still support us all the same: We're n̶o̶n̶b̶i̶n̶a̶r̶y̶ a hypodive comp. Good luck walking forward or damaging us 🤭 #highdivsplatoon 3375
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 03/03/202611 ft 8 Bridge is doing an X Rank Race this season! And we felt inspired, so lowest power at the end of the season will need to post an apology video 😈 (We're dragging Renzo kicking and screaming into playing X for practice) #lowclearance #compsplatoon 34410
11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 13/02/2026Big LUTI doesn't want you to learn this one weird trick to get out bad scrim maps 1215