0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 11hThat's ok the last spider you lost who now resides in your home will take it out for you 010
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 13hTold a chick on discord to tell her mom I said Good night miss Brenda, she said no. Her mama yelled back I heard ya baby. She is now mad at me. Her mom is pretty cool though, we play gin rummy together 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 14hPrince Valium of planet Xanax brings peace and mellow vibes to the Pharma galaxy. 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 14hThey set up a bullshit grocery store in the white house. They all pretended to shop RFK was the cashier so the prices ranged from heroin prices to late 1960 corner store prices. Stephen Miller got fired as bag boy immediately because it took him too long to sort it all by color. Trump bought ketchup 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 14hI am in no way a coffee snob. I think Folgers is perfectly fine for coffee, especially if you are in a rush. Starbucks tastes scorched to me, over roasted as you said. That acrid flavor cuts through every thing I have tried, I don't shop there other people insisted I try theirs. 2120
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 14hMy friend likes super spicy bloody mary's. I make pepper vodka for him to his standard a couple times a year. (Infusing store bought) We call his drinks Bloody Murder. That is how everyone who ever stole a sip felt. 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 15hI could live with the whole state being gone if it brings peace to the nation/world. I just hope all of their politicians are home. 020
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 15hWow another astounding asshole that was still alive and I didn't realize it 020
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 15hCaught me again not even realizing what day it was. Thank you for the reminder 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 16hI do not bother buying tomatoes anymore. Even the commercial plants yield disappointing tomatoes. 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 16hI had a cockatiel sous chef last night who kept begging me for bell pepper pieces. 10/10 work ethic. 3/10 for hygiene. 10/10 for musical interlude. 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 16hBlend it all up (the edible bits). Strain it. Reduce it. That is the base for hot sauces I made for a friend who is having a hot sauce party. A party that is likely not happening now. Oh well good experiment either way 020
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 16h1 3 lb bag vidalia onions (caramelized) 6 bulbs garlic (roasted) 6 carrots, 6 pablano peppers, 2 green tomatoes, 2 yellow tomatoes, 4 tomatillos, 2 apples, 1 lemon, 1 sweet potato all cut into relative sized pieces and roasted. Removed when things start to go a bit black. Let it cool to handle 140
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 16hIn the mornings when I take my meds I flip them upside down to remind myself I took them and at night I flip them right side up with my night time meds. This helps me a lot. I watched a family member who knows this flip all of my meds over, thus resetting my reminder. No explanation, just denial. 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026For context on the spay neuter double it was 83$ for old lady cat how ever many years ago. 162 for Tommy a few years ago. 312 for Ben a little while back. I don't know what they would charge for a female now but I hope I don't get gifted anymore anytime soon. 020
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The last three times I went for simple spay neuter it has doubled. Anything with a 'lab' adds 300-1000 and the flea meds that cost 30$ suddenly cost 200 when they have to give them to the pet 130
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A group of maga were lamenting the slow down / loss of their jobs at the store yesterday. All of them have been truckers for decades and life long republicans. Not one drop of self awareness among them. 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026www.reddit.com/r/Seagulls/c...reddit.comFrom the Seagulls community on Reddit: Seagull having a little snackExplore this post and more from the Seagulls community 010
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh yes they would and there is probably an entire department dedicated to it 010
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The mold marks where she was put together. He asked where his were and she told him he was a newer model that uses better technology. He believed this until about 6th grade when the science teacher set him straight. He still seems kinda mad about it 010
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have a friend who has a scar down the middle of her face, the top of her chest, pelvis and then around the outside the left thigh. It actually goes up her hairline a ways too. A steel cable popped when she was young. Her kid now grown just reminded me of us two convincing him that was her seams. 110
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You just know Patient Zero in the zombie outbreak is going to be a politician. Someone more dead than alive they keep pumping full of experimental chemicals to bring back some vitality. One day they stop functioning and it becomes the chemicals driving. 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Plug them all together and make a super plug. That is how you summon the Transformers 1160
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comDelicious Dairy Queen Blizzard CakesALT: Delicious Dairy Queen Blizzard Cakes 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026great. For many people he and I together was too much, we would go out helping people and I guess sometimes we would do too much. For others it was like we were a mirror of their shortcomings. While I was not built for public school he made sure I got my GED before they managed to kick me out. 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The vocational director/principal at my school was a big scary dude. He had a face like a buzzard and the same haircut as guy from Lanterns. He was a point man in Vietnam walking through the jungle. He was a rigidly moral guy. Even if it broke his back he did the right/correct thing. We got along 100
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And for my next trick I will bankrupt all casinos, especially after some polymarket bribes 010
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They had a fleeing suspect take them for a ride up this way. I reminded him of all I just typed out and a little more. Stating if he had of chosen to defend my right to record my own shit that I would of been able and willing to help him with his shit. I know who they were chasing, not telling them 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026theft. I know who did it. Never any doubt as the neighbor had threatened to send their brother to break it. It was later found broken into a million pieces in a dumpster. It was no good without the remote and key. The point of bringing this up is the cop just asked me if I caught a crime on it 100
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026wrong to record him regardless. As I showed and told him repeatedly. I monitored a deer crossing and watering spot. The camera eventually went missing, I filed my report with the self same cop. No interest from him really just checking boxes. No clear footage from my less obvious game camera of the 100
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Neighbor using a cop associate of theirs hammered me about an obvious trail camera I had up for years. Every other day the cop would try some other angle. Even trying to bring in the game warden who shut him down, hard. Everyone knows the thing he was so worried about protecting and the angle was 100
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There is no way to be SCOTUS and not be political. None. Being partisan however is a choice. Profiting from that partisanship is another choice. Dismantling the constitution to enable you to do this even more is a choice. 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Old fella hurt his knee, not able to do much at the moment. I spoke to a young fella that lives 2 doors down from him, his yard got mowed, he's got groceries, young fella's dad is going to help him with 'personal' things. His mom is fixing him some 'ready meals' he can microwave. Good day's effort 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026trump is a mouth without a brain. a predator without courage. a con man without a heart. all he can do is chase that yellow brick road because he could never build one himself, while trying to pretend to be Oz 001
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You know when some people really enjoy a song they will do air guitar or maybe air drums. Ben really enjoys kibble (he can't have it dry) so when I am fixing their wet onto plates for them he makes chewing sound with little crunches. It is both funny and annoying 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have heard the partial phrase "The wages of sin" my whole life in various contexts. Just seems relevant 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hit it a bit more flat on the wide sides and any scratchy bits but yeah cool rock. I like 000
0b @0hbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have never seen someone go from annoyed to impressed as fast as that state trooper responding to an accident and him realizing I had run flat tires on a Chevy Metro. He quizzed me on why, I said I got tired having to sit on the side of some narrow road trying not to get run over. He was like, Yeah 000