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the official shadow king of weird internet music; Kleenex Girl Wonder, Guitar Shoes, Gates of Heaven, and so much more kgw.me/basic-square | 0g.software a concern of dark.supplies | representation: the world as will and

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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the Wall of Merit was broken. it works now. play Spelterm free. every day. spelterm.com/game
play at Spelterm.com for free. every day
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
david, this was supposed to confound the normies. how dare you understand all 4 of the admittedly pretty normal references
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what if Harness Your Hopes blew up because Gen Alpha heard people talking about agent harnesses and use TikTok to search for information and DJ Need A Stack had mastered the algorithm 10 years ago? i mean what if.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i have always heard you can get a coupon for a free cup of your own spit if you do this. i hope it worked
When hecklers from the liberal group Code Pink interrupted the Treasury secretary at a Washington restaurant in December and criticized the Trump administration’s economic sanctions policies, Bessent called them ignorant and erupted at the owner of the restaurant for not removing them. According to the owner and also a nearby diner, Bessent spit in his own food before leaving.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i am sure i would have gone out with someone if they had proved the correct gender appropriately.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
everybody won. except me (no dates)
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the best part about Big Walk is they let you buy it and zoink into an uncanny world with no people or challenges. i guess it would be weird to say "you have no friends" but they should probably block people from even launching anything! maybe someday i will meet a friend who wants to play a game
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i guess enough time has passed (and culture degraded) that "earnest movie adaptation of 'Antkind'" is on the table. would be a wild 1. not my personal (very) white whale but a great choice if you hate movies
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man, The Media, The Customer, and That Bitch
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Retrospace is basically EXACTLY like Prey. right down to the unbelievably bland name. it is a pretty good game but mainly good if you really liked Prey
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
totally impossible. this MFer has GOT to be a video game and a video game ONLY
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i kind of like 2hollis but it often sounds like "what if bladee was a macho man" and the answer to that question is always "no"
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hatatooly, the brand new gigantic hat with 16 sensors and cameras and a direct feed of Patton Oswalt's voice telling you how to fix any machines or food you need.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listening to Reasonable Doubt and trying to figure out if it holds up or if it's just pure nostalgia is one of the strangest human experiences i've had thusfar. probably 50/50 but i want to believe it's a zero-sum battle!!!
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you know, part of me likes the hill that it was good because it was so bad and won best picture. the industry needed the trauma. i do remember thinking it was fun to watch while it was happening!
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
never been a big sex and the city fan.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hello everyone. i made a game called Spelterm that i am figuring out what to do with. might just keep it on the web. play free every day. tons of progression/depth, daily challenges, easy save/resume, works offline if you load the page before your flight takes off. enjoy spelterm.com/game
a screenshot of a 5x5 playboard in my game, Spelterm
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think it's way worse than this. i think it's bc people increasingly refuse to meaningfully differentiate between real life tragedies and fictional tragedies, so long as they can appear aggrieved by a tragedy's impact on their emotions.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i consider myself a bit of a DFW buff (i am just being honest, believe me, it is NOT pride) and i had totally never read This is Water until right now. stopped after the second paragraph the tone is just so bad. i believe it sounded ok back then but now it sounds like larry king scolding me
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
huh. i guess this is as mainstream as crimping ever got. :( music.youtube.com/watch?v=xK53...
music.youtube.com
Rainbow Voodoo
YouTube video by Clark - Topic
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
haha i just realized why i have a hard time ignoring closed captions: if there are words/reading to be had, i am not wasting ANY time looking at some stupid fucking video.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry, if you're counting chrichton you have to count JKR which i guess proves your point. that 7 foot tall maniac was a fantasist
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think asimov sold a SHIT TON of books???
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think this might be an mondegreen, but either way, never put "now i'm reaaaady to sing" in the lyrics of a song you are singing. sends the wrong message
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
been thinking about/watching Ally McBeal a bunch. so many good things about that show but the theme song is not one of them.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RJ Pasin deserves a shout for his contribution to this lifestyle as well music.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXK...
music.youtube.com
WITH EYES TO SEE
YouTube video by polyphia - Topic
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wow Prototype mentioned in the top Steam comment on Control Resonant. i mean it was pretty obvious from the trailers but i didn't think it was THAT obvious
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10000 flowers to Rustie for somehow discovering that you can make music sound so unbelievably distorted that it sounds like your speaker is completely destroyed and they still let you post it to digital streaming platforms. this is my sliced bread
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if i were wendy eisenberg i would have lost ALL my social followers engaging in an authentic war of words with Wendy's about the emo music ep they put out.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i mean one way you could pace extinction is to stop trying to find crazy new discoveries? admittedly, i have a hard time stopping myself when i get a wild hare but i am not a trillion dollar devourer of society. that thing's got options
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my name is angine de poitrine. you filed my frets off and put more frets there on my custom guitar. prepare to rock
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pretty obvious the word "satisfice" is a plant. thought you could just sneak in here huh
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i wouldn't have believed it could be true but it is and it makes sense why haha. great rec!
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wait. so did netflix do the infamous UK Wonka popup too? seems like they would have sued whoever did it, it it wasn't them, since they own the IP? maybe i am forgetting that The Unknown was inserted for differentiation purposes. variety.com/2026/tv/revi...
variety.com
Netflix Competition ‘Wonka’s The Golden Ticket’ Is a Ghoulish Misuse of AI Gene Wilder: TV Review
A Netflix competition show based on Roald Dahl's 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' uses an AI-generated Gene Wilder in a disastrous gimmick.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i guess the new move is "AI slop that was probably made by a specific team of humans led by a verified celebrity" but that's also the oldest move of all
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
finally heard choosin texas on Spectrum NY1 News and i can't believe how unremarkable it is. catchy enough as these things go, but god the "billboard music == AI slop" merger is seemingly fully complete. it's not real™
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
got a text message from "J Cole" announcing his new brandmark (iirc it is "Indies 5000") and i clicked through and had no idea it was shoes until i read a press release about it on a news site. i guess this is the future of commerce
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a website like this
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you think about it, i was a fool to believe Rednex created this thing out of thin air in the early 1990s. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton-...
en.wikipedia.org
Cotton-Eyed Joe - Wikipedia
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if i described a music genre as "minions soul x gqomspel" ... would u block me
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i can tell you one person who revealed himself to be non-mud to his core: al jourgensen, who demanded the lawn fans stop ripping up and throwing sod during Lollapalooza 92 at the World Music Theater. a true mud man would have cheered them on. the REAL al jourgensen would have been their king
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fit hadna been for biden eye joe
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
burnt coconut? they didn't discover anything. they scammed an unlucky new mouse
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it feels like "boomerang" snuck its way into english before the language council realized that admitting ALL australian neologisms would collapse the language
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i know it's bad to feed logic to a troll. but like, 24/7 snipers? and what are they protecting, just the drones and the arch? sounds like SOMEBODY got hooked on a tower defense casual mobile game
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you know, we should have noticed the giant red flag before we gave this "JD Power" guy so much control over commerce. i don't even know what he LOOKS like! #absoluteJDPower #shadowcommerce #worthlookinginto
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
started the new emily st. john mandel book last night, woke up and noticed i had gotten 9% through it already because it's unbelievably great already and was like "god DAMN it." we must pace the frontier
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
here's the thing. those eggo french toast sticks are the compromise you seek
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
alright i got in. i believe it a bit more now. different kind of tool than e.g. openai is selling to the enterprise, def has LLM lineage, could be very useful. gonna see what i can do with it
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